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  1. 07-05-2005, 07:17 PM #1
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    Funny story...

    well i think its hilarious at any rate



    my cousin was in some bar out here in AZ, and he likes to get drunk and belligerent. He is also known for talking too and getting to know bizarre strangers

    so this time he gets drunk and is becoming friendly with some nazi biker dude who does tattoes (er did them in the joint anyways)

    so he ends up back at this dudes place haha where he ends up getting a tattoo...

    supposed to me some shitty ass looking iron cross on the middle of his upper back

    so halfway through while my cousin is barely coherent...he manages to hear the dude say " Ooooh man youre gonna love this brother " kinda like hes just talkin to himself haha

    so he shows me his cool new tattoo....and it has like a square inch size Swastika in the middle of it like partially hidden but not really lololol

    funny cuz its permenant and he has a mixed race son haha
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    im surprised more people arent reading my story

    thanks VAR
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    im surprised more people arent reading my story

    thanks VAR
    That's fucked up.
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    The moral of the story is don't go home with a drunk Nazi biker.
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    haha


    or a gay drunk nazi biker, that can get even worse
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    did anyone expect less from one of ASSPUNCS family members?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    did anyone expect less from one of ASSPUNCS family members?
    Sounds about right to me
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