Thread: You know you're addicted to BBing when..

Originally Posted by ReelBigFish

Lets see what ya'll can come up with. Kinda like Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck joke. Here's mine.
You know you're addicted to BBing when..

You can't wait to turn 18 so you can shop at Sam's Club without needing your parents.

lol this happens to come true for me next month.

Lol, were you the one who needs to cut back on eggs?

...When the owner of your local gym asks when you're moving in, and starts charging you rent on top of your normal gym dues.

when u r standing in the checkout line and people ask, "do you workout?"



(i tried)

When the check-out person rolls their eyes at the never ending stream
of fresh meats, fruits, and vegtables that cross the scanner

Originally Posted by AnnaDTX

when u r standing in the checkout line and people ask, "do you workout?"



(i tried)

Yeah and then you rip off your shirt and pants and start to do a complete posing routine!

When someone says "Hey, nice jugs" and you start looking for the 6 lb containers of Whey.

Originally Posted by Witmaster

When someone says "Hey, nice jugs" and you start looking for the 6 lb containers of Whey.

Damn man that's some funny shit! Props.

You can't go to the movies without analyzing in your head how many calories, carbs, and protein happen to be in a large bag of popcorn.

You work out before a family picnic because you know all those burgers and hot dogs you're going to eat contain lots of PWO protein and it would be a shame to eat them for no reason.

When you start ordering cycles for your pets.

When you eat nasty boiled chicken 6 meals a day for 3 straight days! GROSS!

Originally Posted by drew.haynes

Lol, were you the one who needs to cut back on eggs?

LOL no i'm pretty good when it comes to eggs.

When someone says "Hey, nice jugs" and you start looking for the 6 lb containers of Whey.

That's hilarious I almost spit my water all over my monitor when i read that.

Keep em coming, these are funny.

when you life revolves around your next fawking meal!

when you can't wait to go workout.

(If for any reason I miss one or two workouts . . I am pacing until I can get in the gym!)

.... when you have over a thousand posts on this website
.... when overtraining doesnt slow down your motivation
.... when you see a new routine on bodybuilding.com and drive to the gym at 1 am (mines open 24/7) to try it out
.... when eating resembles math and chemistry classes
.... when getting a good pump is better than having sex

when you pose in front of the mirror

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

when you pose in front of the mirror

Yep, in an itty bitty bikini and 5 inch hooker heels!

...when you can't go home to see family for too long because you have to haul so much stuff to maintain yourself. (constantly happens to me)

...you did cardio for too long and your booty call called back and said she was going to bed(happened last week)

...when you are always either in the process of eating or planning out your next meal

...when your work availability is scheduled around being able to work out after classes. If you can't do both, you know which one is getting dropped for that day.

...when you realize that you have met the majority of the people that you know at college at the gym or through people you know from the gym

...when you go out with some of your close friends and you realize that everyone is staring at you because you are all a bunch of fucking monsters(SON OF A BITCH, THAT FEELS GOOD!)

...when woman randomly walk up to you and ask you how they can lost some of the fat in any given area of their body(and then the dumb bitches won't listen to you when you tell them that they can't spot reduce)

...when some hottie at the bar tells your friend that you are really hot, but you are just too big(SON OF A BITCH, THAT FEELS GOOD TOO)

...when your freetime always includes browsing through the NEW POSTS on your forums