Thread: Lets have a Hoedown!!!

How can you disrespect a fellow AZ resident...

Formans a man who posts too much

Sometimes it makes me distraught

I want him to be banned, but he rips on GotHand,

And that makes me like him a lot

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

How can you disrespect a fellow AZ resident...

Oh come on! Its the point of the game! Besides, we clobber each other all the time on here.

Originally Posted by Shae

Oh come on! Its the point of the game! Besides, we clobber each other all the time on here.

I have not and never would disrespect a natural DD.

*thinks hard* Damn! I don't know ForemanRules for very long. And I can't think of anything to say! Anyone wanna take a crack at this?

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I have not and never would disrespect a natural DD.

See, you got the game in the bag.

I met you in Jose's Cantina,
Oh, you looked so lonesome and sad,
So I said with a wink, "Let me buy you a drink,
And maybe things won't seem so bad."

You ordered a large champagne cocktail,
Then vodka and wine from Derone.
And as I bought it I suddenly thought,
"It's no wonder that you're on your own."

You took me across town to your place,
My eagerness I could not hide.
As you walked 'cross the floor and you locked the front door,
Why did you leave me outside?

So I went to my Uncle Henando,
Saying, "My heart is filled with desire.
But the lady says no, and all the waters that flow
From the mountains can't put out the fire."

He said, "When a lady says no,
She sometimes means yes, you young hot head."
I said, "That may be so, but she didn't say no,
She simply said, "Go and get knotted."

So I came here and I sang 'neath your window,
From midnight 'til dawn, half past three.
Oh tell me, sweet lady, sweet lady, pray tell me,
What was it you emptied on me?

I hoped when I came to Maria,
That I'd find the love of my life.
And I gave you my heart, but we drifted apart,
So I'm going back to the wife.

She thinks she is slim like a willow,
She's just skinny and bony and tall.
If she hadn't been blessed with two warts on her chest,
She'd have no figure at all.
She'd like to please all the men, but she's so terribly thin,
There is hardly enough to go 'round.
Once she swallowed a whole pickled onion,
And 24 fellas left town.

Chorus
But oh, Zandoona,
I'm longing to make you my own,
And then I'll know Zandoona
A happiness I've never known.

Her flashing dark eyes are so jealous,
The left one keeps watching the right,
And those teeth that I love are like the stars up above
Because they come out every night.
Oh, my girl is one in a million,
Often have you heard that said,
But she is not one in a million,
She looks like she's won in a raffle instead.

[chorus]

An oilman from Texas once tried to impress
This shy and this sensitive waif,
He said, "I've so many gold teeth
That I sleep every night with my head in a safe."
He said, "There's 400 quid if you'll come with me, kid, to my flat."
It was most unexpected,
But she didn't fret, and she wasn't upset,
She just kept cool and calm and collected.

[chorus]

Tongue-tied, I sat with Zandoona
While licking its paws was the cat,
I nervously stammered, "Zandoona,
How I'd like to see you do that."
And suddenly, my Zandoona
Slapped my face, and she left me because
By the time I had said what I wanted to say,
The cat wasn't licking its paws.

Oh, marry me, Zandoona
And we'll live in old Monterey,
But don't make it too late, 'cause tomorrow at 8,
They're going to take me away.

O-lé!

Originally Posted by Shae

Now before I go on, I'd like to elaborate that you're supposed to sing a four line stanza like they do in the Whose Line Hoedown game (typically used in the last segment of the show). On the show, they have four people, and each person sings four lines to a sort of cowboy beat. Typically, they use this to insult each other, but it's always based on a subject.

So basically, come up with a quick song that is exactly four lines, no more no less. I'll come up with one in the next reply to give you an idea of the beat of the tune.

BTW, here's a quick sample of an actual Whose Line hoedown. You can year the tune, so you get the beat.
http://www.geocities.com/skategod77/Doctor.zip

There's a whole page devoted to hoedowns, though some are from the British version of the show.
http://www.geocities.com/hoedownsite/downloads.html

I'll give out the name or subject of the hoedown and and we perform. I figured its been a while since we had a game here or have a post whore thread on the first page. So lets give this a tray.

Lets start with...The ForemanRules Hoedown

WHAT THE F***?!!!!

The Vieope Hoedown

I promise I will come up with somthing soon.

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Formans a man who posts too much

Sometimes it makes me distraught

I want him to be banned, but he rips on GotHand,

And that makes me like him a lot

Who tha fucc is GotHand!?

I like Vieope, he's a really cool dude
he's very nice, and he's not at all rude
He always makes me laugh, he's really very funny
but he still scares me a bit 'cuz he's a giant blue bunny

I don't know Foremanrules, but he sounds like a fag;
he seems to be the next big thing, here in Ironmag.
Some people like him, other people don't;
but when I get to know him better I bet you that I won't.

manic would be good at this, where is he?

I'd welcome you all to my Wonderland, where people screw with your brain.
If you think I'm weird, this blue bunny will make you insane.
Don't get me wrong, I like this cool dude.
Now how do we get rid of his diva attitude!?!

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

manic would be good at this, where is he?

I'm I'm not really in the mood
and don't mean to be rude
so here's some brainfood
Is Min0 a chick or a dude?