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07-11-2005, 08:53 PM #1The Original Jackass
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Something to ponder
Alrighty, this gets a little screwy so pay attention.
My best friend got married, his wife's sister is in the process of getting a sex change. He/she...
...it has a boyfriend before the change, so that is a normal relationship. But it is still going to be interested in boys after the change.
So what the hell does that make her....him? Is he gay for being with guys now that she is one, or is he straight as inside she is a girl? 
Ponder away
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07-11-2005, 09:00 PM #2Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
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07-11-2005, 09:01 PM #3I'm special :)
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It more often happens the other way, no? What does the boyfriend say?
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07-11-2005, 09:03 PM #4finding peace
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she will then be considered gay. right....?
I hate analyzing this kinda shit.
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07-11-2005, 09:14 PM #6Registered User
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I will wait for John H. to explain this one.
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07-11-2005, 09:27 PM #7Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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A pitiful case is young Rex, With his bulgingly masculine pecs, And biceps the size Of a weightlifter's thighs, For he's thinking of changing his sex.
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07-11-2005, 09:28 PM #8Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Damn Monkey, you're good
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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07-11-2005, 09:38 PM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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However, young Rex fails to realize the consequences of his endeavor,
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
A pitiful case is young Rex, With his bulgingly masculine pecs, And biceps the size Of a weightlifter's thighs, For he's thinking of changing his sex.
With no Test., his guns will turn to buns, and his dreams of bodybuilding will be gone forever.Last edited by GSXR750; 07-11-2005 at 09:52 PM.
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07-12-2005, 07:30 AM #10The Original Jackass
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Apparently the boyfriend is okay with this. Originally Posted by greekblondechic
It was pretty damn funny, the last time I saw her she had a thicker goatee than I do
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07-12-2005, 07:34 AM #11Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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So, I take it she already had "masculine" features? I mean, was she already "butch" looking or is she steadily "transforming" over? Originally Posted by irontime
Apparently the boyfriend is okay with this.
It was pretty damn funny, the last time I saw her she had a thicker goatee than I do NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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07-12-2005, 07:38 AM #12The Original Jackass
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Well she was kinda 'beefy' to start with, but she is on male hormones right now and it is really freaky. Her voice is cracking, and it's weird shaking hands with a guy who has little delicate girly hands. What's worse is he still has girl hobbies. He will sit and watch soaps all day and do scrap booking with frilly garments. Originally Posted by Witmaster
Oh ya, this is going to work out reeeeaaaalll well 
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07-12-2005, 08:07 AM #13Ronnie Coleman RULES! ELITE MEMBER
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Best friend of my friend's dog' sister's brother's friend's friend, Yeah right it's you, you are the boy, the bitch, the man that would put up with a shemale snitch. Originally Posted by irishtime
Alrighty, this gets a little screwy so pay attention.
My best friend got married, his wife's sister is in the process of getting a sex change. He/she......it has a boyfriend before the change, so that is a normal relationship. But it is still going to be interested in boys after the change.
So what the hell does that make her....him? Is he gay for being with guys now that she is one, or is he straight as inside she is a girl?
Ponder away
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12-12-2002, 07:24 PM Robert DiMaggio
just think if we deleted the two word only thread, the post whore thread, etc., then their post counts would drop to about half!
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07-12-2005, 09:34 AM #14pepper rocks!!!
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Originally Posted by THEUNIT(XXL)
Best friend of my friend's dog' sister's brother's friend's friend, Yeah right it's you, you are the boy, the bitch, the man that would put up with a shemale snitch.
YOU REALLY ARE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-12-2005, 09:38 AM #15the unbanned
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jeeezuz, WTF did you marry into!!! It must be surreall to watch happen, kinda like a really slow train wreck, you dont wanna look or know, but you cant stop staring!! Originally Posted by irontime
Well she was kinda 'beefy' to start with, but she is on male hormones right now and it is really freaky. Her voice is cracking, and it's weird shaking hands with a guy who has little delicate girly hands. What's worse is he still has girl hobbies. He will sit and watch soaps all day and do scrap booking with frilly garments. Oh ya, this is going to work out reeeeaaaalll well
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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07-12-2005, 11:39 AM #18Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Oooh.. that's a tough one
I'd say she'd be gay! Happy and gay.... 
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07-12-2005, 11:53 AM #19Ronnie Coleman RULES! ELITE MEMBER
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Hey that's the girl who turned a calm place into a war zone. Originally Posted by Jenny
Oooh.. that's a tough one I'd say she'd be gay! Happy and gay....
everybody say THANK YOU JENNY!]
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12-12-2002, 07:24 PM Robert DiMaggio
just think if we deleted the two word only thread, the post whore thread, etc., then their post counts would drop to about half!
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07-12-2005, 12:06 PM #20pepper rocks!!!
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07-12-2005, 12:14 PM #21Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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So the boyfriend is staying with her after the change? He was probably gay before she ever thought about the change and when he came out to her she probably decided to become a guy to keep her love. Love has strange effects on some people.
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07-12-2005, 06:26 PM #22The Original Jackass
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She didn't start anything, be a man and take responsibility you piece of shit Originally Posted by THEUNIT(XXL)
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07-12-2005, 06:27 PM #23The Original Jackass
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Did you two just have sex? Originally Posted by HANK-VISSER
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07-12-2005, 06:29 PM #24The Original Jackass
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I didn't marry into anything, that's my friend's wife's family. And it is hard to not slip up. I accidently call him a her a few times and I get a few nasty glares from my buddies wife. Originally Posted by MyK
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07-12-2005, 06:30 PM #25The Original Jackass
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Could be. Never thought of that one. Don't think I'll ask though
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Originally Posted by THEUNIT(XXL)
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07-12-2005, 06:33 PM #27The Original Jackass
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That would make things a hell of a lot better around here, but I don't think he's got the guts to admit to being an ass.
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Originally Posted by irontime
She didn't start anything, be a man and take responsibility you piece of shit
thanks IT
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Foreman, that was pretty good buddy, thanks
Now can we please ban that Unit-ass and get IM back to normal??
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A friend of mine, had a sex change to be a female, and married a woman.
Why would you cut it off, to be with a woman??? Then get huge breast implants when you have a gruff voice, oy vey. Not sexy.Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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