Your nastiest lines

god hand · 07-12-2005, 08:23 PM

What are the nastiest "pickup" lines you've heard of? here's one I just heard

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
and I'll rupture your spleen

god hand · 07-12-2005, 08:24 PM

Do you know the difference between a burger and a blowjob?

Me neither, let's do lunch.

**P-funk** · 07-12-2005, 08:25 PM

what would you like for dessert? There is cake or cock and we are all out of cake.

god hand · 07-12-2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by P-funk

what would you like for dessert? There is cake or cock and we are all out of cake.

Thats a good one!

maniclion · 07-12-2005, 08:55 PM

"Shit, If it’s gonna be that kind of a party, I’m gonna to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes. ah ha"

Flex · 07-12-2005, 09:10 PM

BITCH, I'm Rick Jaaaaames......
Come heya and show me yo' titties

god hand · 07-12-2005, 09:16 PM

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

god hand · 07-12-2005, 09:17 PM

Bitch you got about 30 seconds to swallow my shit or I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass!

god hand · 07-12-2005, 09:17 PM

You have 206 bones in your body, would you like another?

fucc that funny!

god hand · 07-12-2005, 09:18 PM

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

god hand · 07-12-2005, 09:19 PM

Ho, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

god hand · 07-12-2005, 09:20 PM

id like to kiss those sexy lips of yours... and work my way up to your belly button

ReelBigFish · 07-12-2005, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by god hand

Bitch you got about 30 seconds to swallow my shit or I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass!

LOL that has to be the funniest shit i've ever heard. I've been laughing for like five minutes now.

07-12-2005, 08:23 PM	#1
god hand 10.5 out of 10 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas Posts: 4,217 Photos: 4	Your nastiest lines What are the nastiest "pickup" lines you've heard of? here's one I just heard Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs and I'll rupture your spleen

07-12-2005, 08:25 PM	#3
P-funk Patrick Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: AZ Posts: 31,701	what would you like for dessert? There is cake or cock and we are all out of cake. E-Book: Take Charge! Everything You Need To Know To Write Your Own Training Programs Online Consulting/Program Design Reality Based Fitness Podcast Check me out on Twitter! Subscribe to our free monthly newsletter! "In the beginners mind there are many possibilities, in the experts there are few." -Buddha's Little Instruction Book

07-12-2005, 08:55 PM	#5
maniclion Cartographer of the Mind Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mens Incognita Posts: 20,437 Photos: 10	"Shit, If it’s gonna be that kind of a party, I’m gonna to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes. ah ha" "We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

07-12-2005, 09:10 PM	#6
Flex FLEXecutioner Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Pomping Iyuhn Posts: 6,278 Photos: 2	BITCH, I'm Rick Jaaaaames...... Come heya and show me yo' titties You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst. * Got juice?Need Motivation?How to Train* Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!Ahhnold*

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07-12-2005, 08:24 PM	#2
god hand 10.5 out of 10 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas Posts: 4,217 Photos: 4	Do you know the difference between a burger and a blowjob? Me neither, let's do lunch.

07-12-2005, 09:16 PM	#7
god hand 10.5 out of 10 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas Posts: 4,217 Photos: 4	How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

07-12-2005, 09:17 PM	#8
god hand 10.5 out of 10 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas Posts: 4,217 Photos: 4	Bitch you got about 30 seconds to swallow my shit or I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass!

07-12-2005, 09:18 PM	#10
god hand 10.5 out of 10 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas Posts: 4,217 Photos: 4	If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

07-12-2005, 09:19 PM	#11
god hand 10.5 out of 10 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas Posts: 4,217 Photos: 4	Ho, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

07-12-2005, 09:20 PM	#12
god hand 10.5 out of 10 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas Posts: 4,217 Photos: 4	id like to kiss those sexy lips of yours... and work my way up to your belly button

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