Reply With QuoteYou racist bastard, how could you, I can't even begin to......
Ok now that, thats out of the way.....
The plane is about to crash
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07-17-2005, 12:22 AM #1Registered User
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The plane is about to crash
The captain of the plane gets on the PA: "lady's and gentlemen we are losing altitude so we have to start throwing out luggage out to maintain altitude".
20 minutes latter the captain gets on the PA and says: "we are still losing altitude so we are going to have to throw out all extra baggage including pets and all personal items".
Finally 15 min later the Captain gets on the PA and says: "We have to start throwing out people and we will start in alphabetical order, so we will start with African Americans".
A little girl says to her mother: "mommy we are next we are black".....no honey her mother says, today we are niggers.
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07-17-2005, 12:27 AM #2Registered User
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ILLEGITIMIS CON CARBORUNDUM!!
(don't let the bastards grind you down)
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nice.
Reminds me of the chappelle clip, "the niggar family"
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I think he's afro dude, its ok.
Originally Posted by Twigz
You racist bastard, how could you, I can't even begin to......
Ok now that, thats out of the way.....
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07-17-2005, 12:36 AM #5Registered User
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I put an apology at the bottom of the thread..... Originally Posted by Twigz
You racist bastard, how could you, I can't even begin to......
Ok now that, thats out of the way.....
And I am 1/4 African American if that matters...
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07-17-2005, 12:41 AM #6Registered Abuser
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got a black grand pappy? Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I put an apology at the bottom of the thread.....
And I am 1/4 African American if that matters...
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07-17-2005, 12:43 AM #7Registered User
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My father is mixed and my mother is white and Hispanic. Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
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07-17-2005, 12:53 AM #8Registered User
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Ohh, I don't care thought it was funny. I was just messing around because I figured someone will bitch about it. Figured I would cut them off at the pass.
Sorry, I try to be funny but im not
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07-17-2005, 12:56 AM #9Registered User
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Originally Posted by Twigz
Ohh, I don't care thought it was funny. I was just messing around because I figured someone will bitch about it. Figured I would cut them off at the pass.
Sorry, I try to be funny but im not
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07-17-2005, 02:02 AM #10Employee of the Month
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heheheh good joke
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07-17-2005, 08:35 AM #11Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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my daughter loves dave chapelle n chris rock i think it was one of them that does a bit about the difference between a house slave and a field slave. now she acts like she is a house slave when i ask her to do something. she can impersonate people eerily well my fav she does is elizabeth hurley.
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fucking racist
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It would have been better if she would have said, "No son, all the crackers and honkeys go before us n*****s.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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07-17-2005, 12:18 PM #14Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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yes that punch line is funnier. a friend of mine in vegas told me all kinds of cracker jokes i wish i could remember them.
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This message is hidden because Musclepump is on your ignore list
I love this IGGY, it keeps out all the negative people.
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07-17-2005, 05:13 PM #17Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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My 1/8th black side says Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I put an apology at the bottom of the thread.....
And I am 1/4 African American if that matters...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Originally Posted by maniclion
My 1/8th black side says next week I will be 1/4 asian, when I tell that joke..
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07-18-2005, 12:19 PM #20the unbanned
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my mothers mothers mother was black yo!
first flight when people actually want Arabs on board!!! lol
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