some weird stuff at the mall happend

**seven11** · 07-19-2005, 04:50 AM

man the weirdest shit happend at the mall today. so there i was walking around the mall, and i walked by the GNC and suddenly i saw Robert Dimagio buying a tube of celltech, so i dash towards him and slap him two times across the face to get some sense into him. all of the sudden the store keeper yells at me "what are you doing" so i get pissed, and as i turn around i relize its Eggs. So i take off my shades and take the cigar out of my mouth and jam it down his throut. He starts screaming like a girl so i quickly break his neck ninja style. Then i turned to rob again to talk to him, and see a asain bodybuilder running at me with a barbell ( how he got that, i dont know), so i said "time to pump you up" took a can of PUMP and smashed it against his had, knocking him right out and exploding the can. As im about to leave the damn store, Gopro walks up to me and yells at me for ruining his products, so i look him straight into his eyes and say VPX is over priced and break the cash register over his head. After that i killed a couple more people like flex and maniclion who were looking at me funny. Finally i made it to the door and as im about to leave the mall. All of the sudden a weird japanise transvestide and a brazilian guy with bunny ears holding theire hands enter. So i think to my self "lets do the world a big favour" so i broke their necks ninja style too. I was almost at my car suddenly a cop car stops infront of me and camarosuper gets out. As he a tries to aproch me i jump up and kunfu crosh kick him 20 feet acros the parking lot right onto his car breaking the windshild. After all that i took out my cigar, but relized i dont have any matches, suddenly a limo rolls up and forman gets out of it and gives me a box of matches. I lit up my cigar and threw the match into some gas that mysteriosly made its way from the mall to me, burning the hole place down and everybody down with it to hell.

P.S: all the members i didnt mentioned burned to hell in the mall. Ture story.

**tucker01** · 07-19-2005, 06:59 AM

So this is what hell is like.... I knew it

**GSXR750** · 07-19-2005, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by seven11

All of the sudden a weird japanise transvestide and a brazilian guy with bunny ears holding theire hands enter. So i think to my self "lets do the world a big favour" so i broke their necks ninja style too.

**Eggs** · 07-19-2005, 07:35 AM

I see working as a rent a cop hasn't increased your sanity any

**TJ Cline** · 07-19-2005, 09:41 AM

Now thats a good post

**WATTS** · 07-19-2005, 10:23 AM

funny little story you got going there. funny shit. good post.

**HANK-VISSER** · 07-19-2005, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Now thats a good post

you suck

**Little Wing** · 07-19-2005, 11:34 AM

be nice.

. n where'd you get the peyote?

**Eggs** · 07-19-2005, 11:38 AM

Is it just me, or is seven11 one of the suckiest spellers alive?

I just read that little piece again for a laugh... and realized I might need to write a translation guide.

**maniclion** · 07-19-2005, 12:24 PM

Celltech comes in tubs not tubes, and it's fringe benefits not french benefits. By the way it's the leaning tower of Pisa not Pizza.

**Eggs** · 07-19-2005, 12:41 PM

I wonder if the spelling is so poor in his dreams as well

**seven11** · 07-19-2005, 02:55 PM

i wrote it at 4am, hehe i coulndt sleep so i didnt pay much attention to the spelling. Well at least you understand the story.

**maniclion** · 07-19-2005, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by seven11

i wrote it at 4am, hehe i coulndt sleep so i didnt pay much attention to the spelling. Well at least you understand the story.

**VipeR** · 07-19-2005, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by seven11

Well at least you understand the story.

**seven11** · 07-19-2005, 04:53 PM

hahahah

**ASchwarzenegger** · 07-19-2005, 05:00 PM

You are all girlymen

**ASchwarzenegger** · 07-19-2005, 05:03 PM

And you are all noodle kegs.

**seven11** · 07-19-2005, 07:25 PM

and i forgot to add.... when i broke the cash register off gopros head, a litle kid run in a started picking up the money. when i looked closer i relized that it was New_in_the_game, picking up the money for his 300$ dollar a month stack consisting of 10 different creatines and 15 different tribulus products. So i just kicked him in the face, hard.

**busyLivin** · 07-19-2005, 09:01 PM

'Twenkie-ville' = 'Twinkie-ville' ?

**Dale Mabry** · 07-19-2005, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by seven11

a litle kid run in a started picking up the money. creatines and 15 different tribulus products. So i just kicked him in the face, hard.

You can spell "tribulus" and "creatine", but the spelling of "little" slips your mind.

**seven11** · 07-20-2005, 01:58 AM

so what if im a bad speller, this is my 3rd language

**VipeR** · 07-20-2005, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by seven11

so what if im a bad speller, this is my 3rd language

Sry, but jibbersh is not considered a language

**fUnc17** · 07-20-2005, 10:08 AM

kunfu crosh kick him 20 feet acros the parking lot

lmao

**busyLivin** · 07-20-2005, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by seven11

so what if im a bad speller, this is my 3rd language

just messin with you

**seven11** · 07-20-2005, 12:33 PM

your comments crack me up

**Eggs** · 07-20-2005, 03:50 PM

Hey, do they test for drugs at your current job seven11?

Cause I mean.. you may want to lay off the crack a bit.

On the bright side, I just saw a video on here of a girl who has the kinda rock you like

**seven11** · 07-20-2005, 07:18 PM

whats wrong with crack? hehehe and no they dont test for drugs, but here where i work i find stuff like that every day.

im the good guy

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