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    Angry argh im pissed

    im at work now, and im guarding a audi-porsche dealer ship. so i was out doing my rounds when i noticed a guy looking at the cars inside the lot, so i walked up to him and told him that were closed and he needs to come back tomorrow if he wants to check them out. so he start arguing with me how i creept up on him and how he wanted to buy the turbo porsche suv and that hes gonna complain. but i kept my pride and didnt let him talk to me like that i steped on the lot and said , hey look look this is closed now. he got pissed and said your guarding the prosches im buying them and drove off in his porshce caynne the suv... rr im soo pissed, why does he think he's better then me becuase his daddy has money. tommorrow if he comes back ill tell him that he aint shit

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    all he was doing was looking at the cars

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    yup inside the lot and it was cool till he started giving me shit

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    well maybe i was a little over reacting

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    You should've shined him in the eyes with your Maglite and yelled really loud into your walkie-talkie for emergency backup asap. Then I'da maced his ass and said "How ya like my cayenne pepper spray bitch!" Then i'da dragged his ass to his car slammed his head in the door of his Cayenne and said "Whoopie Cayenne mother fucker" then I'da slammed the door faster and said "I got some turbo for your ass." Then when the cops come I would say he was acting like he was going to steal that Porsche Cayenne so I apprehended him. Then when he starts making accusations against me I'd make up a story about seeing a guy with a camera running in the distance and how this must be one of those MTV Jackass stunts gone bad. Then i would pick the dickhead up and brush him off and say "My bad I should'a realized what was going down but you had my Rent-a-fuzz instinct buzz going and I couldn't hold back." Then I'd just walk away like nothing happened and continue my rounds.
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    heheheh i had something like that in mind. but maybe i should have ripped the no transpassing sign off and beat his head bloddy with it

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    ok now im going to sleep thanks for cheering me up

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Then I'da maced his ass and said "How ya like my cayenne pepper spray bitch!"
    Hahahahha!! Absolutely hilarius.

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