all he was doing was looking at the cars
im at work now, and im guarding a audi-porsche dealer ship. so i was out doing my rounds when i noticed a guy looking at the cars inside the lot, so i walked up to him and told him that were closed and he needs to come back tomorrow if he wants to check them out. so he start arguing with me how i creept up on him and how he wanted to buy the turbo porsche suv and that hes gonna complain. but i kept my pride and didnt let him talk to me like that i steped on the lot and said , hey look look this is closed now. he got pissed and said your guarding the prosches im buying them and drove off in his porshce caynne the suv... rr im soo pissed, why does he think he's better then me becuase his daddy has money. tommorrow if he comes back ill tell him that he aint shit
all he was doing was looking at the cars
yup inside the lot and it was cool till he started giving me shit
well maybe i was a little over reacting


You should've shined him in the eyes with your Maglite and yelled really loud into your walkie-talkie for emergency backup asap. Then I'da maced his ass and said "How ya like my cayenne pepper spray bitch!" Then i'da dragged his ass to his car slammed his head in the door of his Cayenne and said "Whoopie Cayenne mother fucker" then I'da slammed the door faster and said "I got some turbo for your ass." Then when the cops come I would say he was acting like he was going to steal that Porsche Cayenne so I apprehended him. Then when he starts making accusations against me I'd make up a story about seeing a guy with a camera running in the distance and how this must be one of those MTV Jackass stunts gone bad. Then i would pick the dickhead up and brush him off and say "My bad I should'a realized what was going down but you had my Rent-a-fuzz instinct buzz going and I couldn't hold back." Then I'd just walk away like nothing happened and continue my rounds.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
heheheh i had something like that in mind. but maybe i should have ripped the no transpassing sign off and beat his head bloddy with it
ok now im going to sleep thanks for cheering me up
Hahahahha!! Absolutely hilarius.Originally Posted by maniclion
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