Thread: mean skater dude

Shit like this escapes me. How can 20 people just stand around and let something like this happen?

I have a strict fighting policy.

1)If someone wants to swing at me with fists, that's fine, I can take a punch and would prolly let them get one in if they were smaller than me. I will then incompacitate them by tying them into a knot.

2)If a person has a weapon, whether or not I think they are going to use it, I am bum rushing their ass. I will beat them until they are unconscious, and then beat them with the weapon for being stupid.

I have invoked rule 1, but fortunately I have never had to invoke rule 2. I honestly don't know that I would be able to stop beating someone who even thought of hitting me with any type of weapon. People like that need a lesson.

Luckily i have talked my way out of 99.9% of altercations. Most altercations occur with someone who is 30 or more pounds less than me and they are typically drunk and looking to cure their Napoleon complex. I typically just say, "You can beat me up dude, whatever, I give." The last fight I got into was 95 or 96 with a person very similar to that. I let him land the first punch and within 2 seconds I had him on the ground, I was mounted on his back and strangling him. 6 years of wrestling 6-7 months out of the year has helped me immensely. I never fight, but I know that when I do I will win.

that's pretty sad the guy didn't even stick up for himself. What's even more sad is the people around them just stood there and watched him get hit in the head with a skateboard.

Live by the sword die by the sword.

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

that's pretty sad the guy didn't even stick up for himself. What's even more sad is the people around them just stood there and watched him get hit in the head with a skateboard.

How the fuck was he supposed to stick up for himself, when he could barely stand on his own!!!!?? I wouldnt have been stupid enough to go after this idiot after he just rammed my head with his GD skate board....He did stir up shiat by grabbing the skater'S head/hat, but didnt deserve such a beating...sickening!

Goes to show you... some punk ass comes up on you like that with a board or something, bum rush him.. knock the board out of his hands, hit him in the face until he goes limp, then go get the board and smash his teeth out

And the chick should have run over his ass to begin with :P

Originally Posted by crazy_enough

How the fuck was he supposed to stick up for himself, when he could barely stand on his own!!!!?? I wouldnt have been stupid enough to go after this idiot after he just rammed my head with his GD skate board....He did stir up shiat by grabbing the skater'S head/hat, but didnt deserve such a beating...sickening!

He could have stood up for himself very easily actually. The kid flinched at him with the skate board numerous times and before he hit him he was standing to close to swing that thing and get a good hit. (a) He should have know it was going to go bad when the kid was pretending to swing at him and he should have beat the fuck out of him. (b) he should have gotten the first shot and beat the fuck out of him for hitting his car with the skate board. Fuck trying to talk or be rational. I would have stuck it to that little bastard.

Well, he did start the fight, but I think the skater dude was a bit excessive in finishing the fight. I would bet that the guy ended up with brain damage with those blows to the head.

that was in an old steve-o movie. ive seen worse at the skate park by my house. a kid got the shit kicked out of him by a dude with inline skates on.

Yeah I've seen that before. I see shit like that happen all the time. It teaches you whose got balls and who doesn't. If you can't fight one dude straight up, especially with all your boys behind you like that punk did, then you ain't shit. He'll get taught a nice painful lesson down the road if he hasn't been taught already.

Even when he was telling people to stand on the board and then sliding it out from underneath them was uncalled for. Those were young kids who were just trying to play along with him and could have been injured pretty bad. They weren't expecting it at all.

If you see someone pull some shit like that, do something.