Thread: Funny old people stories

old tough man is like what? 17 years closer to the age of 70?

Now, THAT'S hillllarriiooouusss

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

old tough man is like what? 17 years closer to the age of 70?

Now, THAT'S hillllarriiooouusss

Like I said.....please don't make fun of our elders......its disrespectful and just pathetic.

why do they give viagra to old men in nursing homes?





























so they won't roll out of bed.

Well I have a story. And it happened last week:


I usualy walk part way to work. I'd just get my lunch for the day and a bottle of Gatorade. Now I pass this old man's house evry day and this one day, he walks out with a can of coke and a trucker hat in his hands. And he tells me that I need to wear a damn hat because I will look like a cooked lobster. And he hands me the coke and says I need to drink up. Oh I love it when people help a damsel but this is rediculous!

that is really very sweet.

when i lived in bangor i used to sit outside on a park bench n watch tyler play, he was too little to be outside by himself. well an elderly woman took to sitting with me and talking. you ever see the commercials where they give the kids granola bars to keep them quiet? i bet her sons would have liked to give them to her cuz one was a local news guy n she filled me in on his shocking gay lifestyle and her other son's addiction to porn... eeeeek.

THE STORY THAT TOLD ITSELF

That is a really good way to break a hip -

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

THE STORY THAT TOLD ITSELF

now thats some good sh1t

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

THE STORY THAT TOLD ITSELF

thats sad!! it reminds me of something

I used to be a manager at Mcdonalds while I was doing my undergrads and I opened the restaurant one sat or sun??

we'll first thing in the morning we'd get all these seniors in for their senior coffee and brand muffin.

I just happened to be working the day that a senior coffe went from 52c to 60c a cup!! see that old guy in the movie, thats how mad they were, they thought I was trying to rip them off and I had like 10 old men yelling at me!!