Blond Jokes

Witmaster · 08-10-2005, 07:21 AM

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench

talking........

and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther

away..........

Florida or the moon?

"The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see

Florida.......?????

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very

nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to

show it to you!"

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees

another blonde on the opposite bank.

"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts. "How can I get to the other side?

" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and

shouts back,

"You ARE on the other side."

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel

was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights

and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and

yelled ,

"PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She

the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If

you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new

dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that

one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Hellooooooo," answered the blond.-"They're watch dogs!"

THEUNIT(XXL) · 08-10-2005, 07:41 AM

007 · 08-10-2005, 07:48 AM

hahaha

THEUNIT(XXL) · 08-10-2005, 07:51 AM

cappo5150 · 08-10-2005, 08:58 AM

those were good jokes man

08-10-2005, 07:21 AM	#1
Witmaster Esprit de Corps Elite Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,968 Photos: 6	Blond Jokes Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away.......... Florida or the moon? "The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......????? SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts. "How can I get to the other side? " The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled , "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Hellooooooo," answered the blond.-"They're watch dogs!"
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08-10-2005, 07:48 AM	#3
007 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 273	hahaha
007 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 273	"O mankind! Eat of that which is lawful and wholesome in the earth, and follow not the footsteps of the devil. Lo! he is an open enemy for you." Q(2:168)

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08-10-2005, 08:58 AM	#5
cappo5150 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Venice, CA Posts: 2,318 Photos: 1	those were good jokes man