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Why are geniouses so proud of their brains?
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08-10-2005, 04:52 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Why are geniouses so proud of their brains?
Mull that over.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-10-2005, 05:00 PM #3Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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brainy men are well endowed no matter what size their wanker is.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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08-10-2005, 05:04 PM #4Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Touche'!!!!
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
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08-10-2005, 05:06 PM #6Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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It would still TRAVEL at the same speed (800,000 meters per second I believe). It would just reach it's destination a few trillionths of a second faster Originally Posted by min0 lee
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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08-10-2005, 05:08 PM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Witmaster
It would still TRAVEL at the same speed (800,000 meters per second I believe). It would just reach it's destination a few trillionths of a second faster
I guess what RG said applies to you--->rockgazer69 brainy men are well endowed no matter what size their wanker is.
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08-10-2005, 05:10 PM #8Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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You can say that all day long, until you've had the real deal - Originally Posted by rockgazer69
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
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08-10-2005, 05:20 PM #10Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Hey there's more than one way to flex my "endowments" Originally Posted by min0 lee
I guess what RG said applies to you--->
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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08-10-2005, 05:21 PM #11Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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You raise your right hand instead - Originally Posted by min0 lee
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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08-10-2005, 07:14 PM #12Training Trainer ELITE MEMBER
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For the same reason I tell you that it is spelled geniuses.
Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.
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08-10-2005, 07:51 PM #13Moderator MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
Didn't they take that god part out?If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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That leads to another questin why is the english language filled with so many traps, like being a very brilliant person is genius, but doing something brilliant is ingenious???? Why the o why not the o and why would it be geniuses and not genii? Originally Posted by ponyboy
For the same reason I tell you that it is spelled geniuses.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-10-2005, 08:15 PM #15Registered User
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((When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?))
This idea was put into place when christianity was the cornerstone of our nation far before there were so many atheists or before the atheist idea was so commonly accepted. Regardless of whether you have atheist beliefs or not, if you lie then you have committed perjury and you are running the risk of getting caught.
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Why are geniouses so proud of their brains?
If I told you quite honestly you wouldn't understand... Originally Posted by maniclion
Mull that over.
May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...
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08-10-2005, 08:19 PM #17Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Why don't they make you cross your heart and hope to die stick a needle in your eye.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-10-2005, 08:25 PM #18Moderator MODERATOR
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I think they should make you pinkie swear, then if you lie it would be really bad then.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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08-10-2005, 08:41 PM #19I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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When a witness refuses to swear to God, the court accepts an "affirmation" instead. In a jury trial, the smart lawyer will arrange for this ahead of time in the judge's chambers, so the witness won't look unduly obstreperous or morally deficient in open court. The judge may then instruct the jury that the funny oath they are about to hear should be considered legally valid. Originally Posted by min0 lee
In U.S. District Court (to take the most widespread example), the standard oath is amended to: "You do affirm that all the testimony you are about to give in the case now before the court will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth; this you do affirm under the pains and penalties of perjury?" After the witness replies, "You got it, Jack," or whatever godless heathens say in such situations, everyone sits back and pretends that the "pains and penalties of perjury" are every bit as intimidating as the wrath of a vengeful Almighty. It's not an ideal situation, if you want my opinion, but I suppose it's the best the judges can do under the circumstances.
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man, I hate when some smart ass guy be like 'I am so smart,'
I be like 'shut up fool, you think you are the shit cuz you is smart, but do you have an urban-wear clothing store?'________________________
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I mean, just cuz you smart don't make you the shit. Only I am the shiznitty. To be the shiznitty you must own a wigger-wear store, drive a blue motorcycle, wear a white hat, and talk about you'self constantly.
oh yeah, you have to say 'nerd' a lot. Fo shizzle my lil' nizzle dizzle in the hizzle.________________________
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08-11-2005, 10:49 AM #22Dookie
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Originally Posted by clemson357
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08-11-2005, 02:56 PM #23Ronnie Coleman RULES! ELITE MEMBER
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Because they are a genius? Originally Posted by maniclion
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If you always do what you've always done, you will always get what you always got.
12-12-2002, 07:24 PM Robert DiMaggio
just think if we deleted the two word only thread, the post whore thread, etc., then their post counts would drop to about half!
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08-11-2005, 03:03 PM #24Monochromatic Bunny
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I donīt have a 160+ IQ just to brag about it.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLEMSON, why you gotta be all up in my thread dissin'? Don't you know I own my own brain, while you be out tryin' to find one I'm cold chillin with mine Originally Posted by clemson357
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Fool, you just a hatin nerd. Originally Posted by maniclion
SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLEMSON, why you gotta be all up in my thread dissin'? Don't you know I own my own brain, while you be out tryin' to find one I'm cold chillin with mine
I'm out. I gotta go flex in the mirror of my machine while fuckin' Cindy Crawford. Then I gotta get tan by my gold plated pool while gettin' head from lil' Kim.
peace out, hater.________________________
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08-11-2005, 04:38 PM #27Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Shit... You niggas is stone cole trippin
Aint a damn one a ya'll sayin shit i'm tryna hear
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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Does your pet goat mind being called Cindy Crawford or do all you guys from clemson name your livestock after celebrities? Originally Posted by clemson357
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Shi' I was finna axe if any one else was feelin' me, naw'm sayin? Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-11-2005, 04:55 PM #30Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Shut up foo... You ain't even a playa of my calibration Originally Posted by maniclion
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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