Things that fell in the toilet

**Vieope** · 08-12-2005, 08:00 AM

What things would you still want to have after it fell in a public toilet?
A cell phone perhaps?

**ALBOB** · 08-12-2005, 08:04 AM

My first thought would be Vieope. I'd flush the toilet a few times to rinse him off than pull him out just so I could shove him back in and do it all over again.

**bulletproof1** · 08-12-2005, 08:06 AM

my buddies wife dropped her phone in the toilet of a public restaurant.

he says her phone is still working fine.

**westb51** · 08-12-2005, 08:22 AM

poop ???

**bulletproof1** · 08-12-2005, 08:28 AM

she dropped it supposedly before anything was in there. it may have looked clean but being a public toilet im sure it would have been interesting to see under a microscope.

**HANK-VISSER** · 08-12-2005, 08:36 AM

an expensive ring

**Little Wing** · 08-12-2005, 10:49 AM

i have two kids so i have of course fetched things including my son out of our toilet but a public one it'd have to be something really sentimental that i couldn't bear to be without... like my son.

he was very little it was hot and have you ever felt how cold toilet water is?

**maniclion** · 08-12-2005, 01:07 PM

I dropped my girlfriends hair brush in our toilet once, I ran it under hot water and sprayed it with alcohol. I dropped a baggie of weed in a public toilet once lucily the bag was closed.

**Fashong** · 08-12-2005, 01:12 PM

Cell phone, money, house phone, chapstick, and pen lol

**The Monkey Man** · 08-12-2005, 01:14 PM

100 people survey...

Top thing someone would drop in a public toilet???

Survey says!!!!

Bag of Drugs!!!! - (DING)

**Nick+** · 08-12-2005, 01:29 PM

bottle of champagne (after it had split the toilet bowl)

**westb51** · 08-12-2005, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

100 people survey...

Top thing someone would drop in a public toilet???

Survey says!!!!

Bag of Drugs!!!! - (DING)

that's pretty good

**crisg555** · 08-12-2005, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Vieope

What things would you still want to have after it fell in a public toilet?
A cell phone perhaps?

I've only had to do it for a cell phone.. I had to blow dry it off.. Eventually it started to work.

**Vieope** · 08-12-2005, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

like my son.

he was very little it was hot and have you ever felt how cold toilet water is?

**Vieope** · 08-12-2005, 03:47 PM

Why people keep dropping drugs in the toilet?

**maniclion** · 08-12-2005, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by Vieope

Why people keep dropping drugs in the toilet?

The airplane hit turbulence

**Little Wing** · 08-12-2005, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by Vieope

i thought it was funny too so i took a picture. a picture i never saw cuz the next day i caught him dunking my camera in the toilet like he was making tea.

**Vieope** · 08-12-2005, 04:05 PM

That boy never had a pool in his life. What does he use for toys? Dead animals?

**Witmaster** · 08-12-2005, 04:45 PM

You could imagine the things we pull out of the toilets on our Aircraft. We often get requests from passengers to retriev watches, wedding rings and wallets.

we once found a full set of champane glasses

guess the celebration didn't go as planned.

**Little Wing** · 08-12-2005, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Vieope

That boy never had a pool in his life. What does he use for toys? Dead animals?

somewhere i have a pic of his 1st pool. you should see the look on his face i took it just as my daughter started filling it with water it's a cross between joy and you sure this is ok with mom. he likes to destroy toys. so i started buying video games, movies and books instead. he hasn't ruined any yet.

**FishOrCutBait** · 08-14-2005, 02:20 AM

The freaking only roll of toilet paper, man I hate that....

**The Monkey Man** · 08-14-2005, 06:25 AM

Originally Posted by Vieope

Why people keep dropping drugs in the toilet?

Because that's where they are either doing, or selling them -

**goandykid** · 08-14-2005, 11:44 PM

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Homeless people are good for something

So today I am eating breakfast at Phillipe's, a famous spot in LA. I go to the bathroom to piss, and all the urinals are occupied so I have to use a stall. As I am pissing someone calls me and instead of just waiting till I was done like a normal person, I fumble with my cell...and drop my car keys right into the toilet bowl.

I stood there for a good ten seconds contemplating what the fuck I had done. Not only was my piss in the bowl, the water was yellow when I got there...and there were shit marks on the side of the bowl.

FUCK.

I momentarily contemplated just ditching it and buying a new car, but even though I am doing well financially, I'm not doing anywhere near that great.

What the fuck do I do now? I am not putting my hand in there. Then it popped into my head:

I went a block away to where I had seen a bunch of homeless people hanging out (LA is crawling with disgusting vagrants) and walked up to a group of them:

Tucker "Any of you want to make ten dollars? All you have to do is get my keys out of the toilet at Phillipes."

They kinda stood there staring at me for a minute, then one of them agreed and followed me to the bathroom.

When he saw the toilet, he paused and said, "Do you have the money?" I produced the cash and without missing a beat he reached into the yellowish brown water like it was a moutain spring and grabbed them. He tried to hand them to me:

Tucker "What the fuck? That is why you are here. Put them in the sink."

He placed them under the faucet, I gave him the money and he left. Then I let the water run over them for five minutes, got a cup of bleach from the busboy, and let them soak while I ate.

This was the only time in my life I have ever been happy that disgusting homeless people exist.

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