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Yes, I would see a shrink.
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No, who would believe me.
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I'd crap my pants
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Ask him for next weeks lotto numbers
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08-14-2005, 11:06 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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If God Spoke To You...
would you see a psychiatrist?
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08-14-2005, 11:08 AM #2Registered User
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08-14-2005, 11:09 AM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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So there is a Santa but no God for you?
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08-14-2005, 11:10 AM #4Registered User
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I'll have to think about that one for a few years
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08-14-2005, 11:13 AM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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This Foreman's sunset.
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08-14-2005, 01:02 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Why
Originally Posted by min0 lee
He's the best one there is...
btw if God spoke to me I'd listen! Not only would I listen to His voice but I'd tune out every other to the contrary..................................
May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...
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08-14-2005, 01:04 PM #7Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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I vote: 1 & 4
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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08-14-2005, 01:12 PM #8Registered Abuser
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I've always thought about this.
I wouldn't know if I had gone crazy....Or if it was really him.
because why would God directly talk to me??
What's so special about me?
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08-14-2005, 01:18 PM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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You have cat like powers.
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08-14-2005, 01:29 PM #10Patrick ELITE MEMBER
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what about if godhand spoke to you? Then what would you do?
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08-14-2005, 01:50 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by P-funk
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08-14-2005, 01:53 PM #12Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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I may still need to see a shrink... Originally Posted by P-funk
Or an anger management counciler -
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08-14-2005, 05:51 PM #13Registered Abuser
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
No doubt
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08-14-2005, 08:27 PM #14Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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As much as I believe, I would still shit my pants
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08-14-2005, 08:39 PM #15the unbanned
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If anyone wants to talk to God, pm me and I will send you my cell #!
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Any one ever see "Real Genius"...
(Get where I'm going with this)
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08-14-2005, 08:42 PM #17Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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This... this is Kent.
This is what happens when a person gets too sexually frustrated.
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08-14-2005, 09:54 PM #18Monochromatic Bunny
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I have internal monologues from time to time.
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Listen to God:
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/apology.wav
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I would refer Him/Her to the true Creator:
The Flying Spaghetti Monster:
http://www.venganza.org/
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08-15-2005, 11:17 AM #21Registered User
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Damn skippy! Originally Posted by min0 lee
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08-15-2005, 11:19 AM #22Registered User
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I would tell him to shut up.
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08-15-2005, 05:20 PM #23Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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God speaks through me.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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