If Jesus were alive today..

**Vieope** · 08-15-2005, 06:47 PM

What kind of job would he take?

**The Monkey Man** · 08-15-2005, 06:50 PM

He'd take a job planting Tulips with the rest of the preachers

**TJ Cline** · 08-15-2005, 06:51 PM

He would take a job as plant fertilizer.

**Vieope** · 08-15-2005, 06:52 PM

He does have a look of a rock star.

**MuscleM4n** · 08-15-2005, 06:52 PM

He would live off the government and sponge off the rest of society.

**The Monkey Man** · 08-15-2005, 06:55 PM

He would be a lying bag of shit politician, trying to make everyone happy

**maniclion** · 08-15-2005, 06:57 PM

He would be a carpenter and drive a beat up old chevy with racks for plywood. He would drink out of a thermos full of coffee. Then in the future they wouldn't have a Quest for the Holy Grail it would be for the Holy Thermos.

**TJ Cline** · 08-15-2005, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

He would take a job as plant fertilizer.

Oops...............he's fertilizer now.

**The Monkey Man** · 08-15-2005, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

He would be a carpenter and drive a beat up old chevy with racks for plywood. He would drink out of a thermos full of coffee. Then in the future they wouldn't have a Quest for the Holy Grail it would be for the Holy Thermos.

The cockroach people would search for a thermos!?

Thats cool -

**TJ Cline** · 08-15-2005, 07:06 PM

If Jesus were alive he would wade through the filthy streets poisoning the minds of the weak and young. He would prey on the innocent and defenseless, with a lustful disregard for the truth. He would shape a world of impossibility into the minds of the lost, and guide them to oblivion.

and he would smoke allot of weed also.

**maniclion** · 08-15-2005, 07:11 PM

So many movies would be different here Jeff Bridges would be holding a thermos.

Here Indy would be holding a thermos:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

The cockroach people would search for a thermos!?

Thats cool -

**Vieope** · 08-15-2005, 07:18 PM

Illusionist. The incredible Jesus. Getting out of a cross under water.

**SuperFlex** · 08-15-2005, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Vieope

What kind of job would he take?

He is alive today...

and His "job" is beyond what you and I can think or imagine. One day you'll see it first hand.......

**TJ Cline** · 08-15-2005, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by bkc

He is alive today...

and His "job" is beyond what you and I can think or imagine. One day you'll see it first hand.......

I can imagine quite a bit.

name the movie that was from

**SuperFlex** · 08-15-2005, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I can imagine quite a bit.

name the movie that was from

Yes you can imagine quite a bit... But the one who designed your mind (of which you use less than 20%...and in your case probably >3%

) is beyond imagination. You may think you can imagine a lot but I promise you this. You can't even conceive the all knowing... You know not even a fraction of what exist and all the more less can you imagine WHO created it all...

**TJ Cline** · 08-15-2005, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by bkc

Yes you can imagine quite a bit... But the one who designed your mind (of which you use less than 20%...and in your case probably >3%

) is beyond imagination. You may think you can imagine a lot but I promise you this. You can't even conceive the all knowing... You know not even a fraction of what exist and all the more less can you imagine WHO created it all...

Its Star Wars....................Han solo disrespecting the force

I am very disappointed in you.

I love how you mix science with Religion in your post........be careful they might burn you at the steak for that

And the insult to me personally.................just frosting on the cake of Christ

**SuperFlex** · 08-15-2005, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Its Star Wars....................Han solo disrespecting the force

I am very disappointed in you.

I love how you mix science with Religion in your post........be careful they might burn you at the steak for that

And the insult to me personally.................just frosting on the cake of Christ

Science does nothing but prove religion...

**TJ Cline** · 08-15-2005, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by bkc

Science does nothing but prove religion...Wrong

I agree 100%

**MuscleM4n** · 08-15-2005, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I agree 100%

so do i

I was braught up to belive in god and as a Christian...but fuck that shit! learning at school and through life taught me to be an athiest.

you hear about these people who say that evolution didn't happen bla bla bla....twats

**TJ Cline** · 08-15-2005, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleM4n

so do i

I was braught up to belive in god and as a Christian...but fuck that shit! learning at school and through life taught me to be an athiest.

you hear about these people who say that evolution didn't happen bla bla bla....twats

My Ford your a genius

I will never argue with a 1/2 Austrian Atheist.

**busyLivin** · 08-15-2005, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleM4n

you hear about these people who say that evolution didn't happen bla bla bla....twats

well, glad to make your acquaintance, too

**MuscleM4n** · 08-15-2005, 11:31 PM

mate.....evolution is a FACT

Proven through fossil records

and don't start saying 'well god put the fossils their' hehe

Sorry if i offended your believes busylivin! just in my opinion of course

**busyLivin** · 08-15-2005, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleM4n

mate.....evolution is a FACT

Proven through fossil records

and don't start saying 'well god put the fossils their' hehe

Sorry if i offended your believes busylivin! just in my opinion of course

i'm just messing. I'm not offended at all. I actually love the evolution THEORY vs. intelligent design debate. There are pretty convincing arguments on both sides.

**TJ Cline** · 08-15-2005, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by busyLivin

i'm just messing. I'm not offended at all. I actually love the evolution THEORY vs. intelligent design debate. There are pretty convincing arguments on both sides.

What is the: intelligent design debate?

**busyLivin** · 08-15-2005, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

What is the: intelligent design debate?

basically that living creatures are entirely too complex to have evolved by a series of chance mutations.

**MuscleM4n** · 08-15-2005, 11:38 PM

intelligent design my arse LOL

evolution is much more credible (in my opinion)

This is rather radical but i think Jesus was a hoaxer, he made everyone believe he was the son of god (was just a very clever man). The same as a modern day conman if you like.

Why should we belive the words of a book that was written 2000+ years ago!!!
Ever played chinese wispers?? well that's what happens with things that are that old

**TJ Cline** · 08-15-2005, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by busyLivin

basically that living creatures are entirely too complex to have evolved by a series of chance mutations.

I lived in Chicago for 5 years......the best city in America IMO.

**MuscleM4n** · 08-15-2005, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by busyLivin

basically that living creatures are entirely too complex to have evolved by a series of chance mutations.

yes and no.

Intelligent design is the belief that god put the fossil records etc and answers to the universe which we are finding out all the time on purpose to try to deviate us from the truth.
But IMO that's a crock of shit made up by die-hard Christians

**busyLivin** · 08-15-2005, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I lived in Chicago for 5 years......the best city in America IMO.

Born, raised & will die here

**busyLivin** · 08-15-2005, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleM4n

yes and no.

Intelligent design is the belief that god put the fossil records etc and answers to the universe which we are finding out all the time on purpose to try to deviate us from the truth.
But IMO that's a crock of shit made up by die-hard Christians

ID makes no reference to the fossil records being manipulated by any God, Christian or Muslim. It recognizes a design in the universe & living things by a designer, that's all.

Better google defintion of ID:

The theory of intelligent design (ID) holds that certain features of the universe and of living things are best explained by an intelligent cause rather than an undirected process such as natural selection. ID is thus a scientific disagreement with the core claim of evolutionary theory that the apparent design of living systems is an illusion.

In a broader sense, Intelligent Design is simply the science of design detection -- how to recognize patterns arranged by an intelligent cause for a purpose. Design detection is used in a number of scientific fields, including anthropology, forensic sciences that seek to explain the cause of events such as a death or fire, cryptanalysis and the search for extraterrestrial intelligence (SETI). An inference that certain biological information may be the product of an intelligent cause can be tested or evaluated in the same manner as scientists daily test for design in other sciences.

ID is controversial because of the implications of its evidence, rather than the significant weight of its evidence. ID proponents believe science should be conducted objectively, without regard to the implications of its findings. This is particularly necessary in origins science because of its historical (and thus very subjective) nature, and because it is a science that unavoidably impacts religion.

Positive evidence of design in living systems consists of the semantic, meaningful or functional nature of biological information, the lack of any known law that can explain the sequence of symbols that carry the "messages," and statistical and experimental evidence that tends to rule out chance as a plausible explanation. Other evidence challenges the adequacy of natural or material causes to explain both the origin and diversity of life.

Intelligent Design is an intellectual movement that includes a scientific research program for investigating intelligent causes and that challenges naturalistic explanations of origins which currently drive science education and research.

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