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    I am a DORK!

    I just signed up to be on Elimidate IF they come to Houston! This is WHACKO, but should be fun! I once tried out for Fear Factor but I didnt get it, I think because I didnt have big JUGS???

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    Elimidate...I my opinion it just humilates the girls. Why put yourself through that?
    "O mankind! Eat of that which is lawful and wholesome in the earth, and follow not the footsteps of the devil. Lo! he is an open enemy for you." Q(2:168)

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    Haha Elimidate. Sweet.

    Will you make out with the other Chicks?

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    i live near houston (TW) where are the tryouts?
    this is now, i can't change tommrrow
    if i can't change today

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    Please do not en-skank yourself by participating in that dribble

    And if big jugs are a problem go pick up a pair
    (although... I advise against this, unless yours are completely trashed)

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    damn I dont want to be a skank . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
    damn I dont want to be a skank . . .
    Although...

    upon investigation your gallery does not contain any pics
    where your boobs are visible -

    I cannot make a sound judgement unless you post some -

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    I've always wanted to be on Elimdate. I would want to be the picker though, so that for ONCE in the show's history a good girl could get picked, and not just the sluttiest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    I've always wanted to be on Elimdate. I would want to be the picker though, so that for ONCE in the show's history a good girl could get picked, and not just the sluttiest
    none of them are good girls theyre all sluts...thats what makes the show intreguing
    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    I've always wanted to be on Elimdate. I would want to be the picker though, so that for ONCE in the show's history a good girl could get picked, and not just the sluttiest
    But wouldn't that make you the one guy in the show's history that was a douchebag and didn't pick the slut?

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    No no, don't play that game. You can play mine instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by musclepump
    No no, don't play that game. You can play mine instead
    I don't like the sound of this -

    What could it be? - ...


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    gotta love pleather
    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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    Thank you for adjusting that sig DS -

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    Yeeeehaw
    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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    good she just finished at running club
    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DontStop
    good she just finished at running club
    You be sure to please give her my best -
    Last edited by The Monkey Man; 08-16-2005 at 08:41 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    I've always wanted to be on Elimdate. I would want to be the picker though, so that for ONCE in the show's history a good girl could get picked, and not just the sluttiest
    Yeah right, as if you could overcome the powers of Slutitude.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    My game involves a lot less clothing
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