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    What is up with kung fu, ninjas and swords?

    I mean, they scream, run like hell and have a lot of these swords and darts while dancing or fighting. Flying, I donīt know.
    Since the gunpowder was invented in Asia, how come they didnīt use guns like most of our lazy european grandparents?
    We destroyed so many civiliaztions all over the world, just with bullets and greed.

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    The japanese are pretty old fashioned. Nothing says, "I wanna kick your ass" like a 4 foot piece of tempered/sharpened steel shoved through your spleen.
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    ninjas are bullet proof
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    They had a tradition of doing battle with swords, bows and arrows, etc. in general people don't like change, look at combat in the old days open fields, rows of soldiers getting mowed down no camoflauge, jsut out in front hand to hand, then it changed to hiding in trenches lobbing bombs, bullets, chemicals at each other, then battles became hit and run and then hide and seek.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    ninjas are bullet proof
    And thier tough shell makes them immune to extreme climate changes!
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    They had a tradition of doing battle with swords, bows and arrows, etc. in general people don't like change, look at combat in the old days open fields, rows of soldiers getting mowed down no camoflauge, jsut out in front hand to hand, then it changed to hiding in trenches lobbing bombs, bullets, chemicals at each other, then battles became hit and run and then hide and seek.
    So where are we at today? What is the most advanced technique of war? I would say diplomatic war. I donīt even know if that means anything but I guess you understand. You? Most advanced way of combat?

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    Their only the flippin coolest thing in the whole world, GOSH!!

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    the ninja clans were not just assassins, and they did use gunpowder when it became available.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCurse
    and they did use gunpowder when it became available.
    Yes, I do remember that they use a thing to make smoke and then they disappear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    So where are we at today? What is the most advanced technique of war? I would say diplomatic war. I donīt even know if that means anything but I guess you understand. You? Most advanced way of combat?
    Thumb wrestling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Most advanced way of combat?
    Indian burns

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    Quote Originally Posted by cappo5150
    Indian burns
    Oh those do suck, ya know?
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