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A man goes into an adult store and asks the clerk for an inflatable doll.
"Would you like-male or female?"
"Female, please."
"Would you like black or white?"
"White, please."
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man...and he replied, "What's the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"
"Well," explained the clerk, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
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Gay Bob has some tests run at the doctor's office.
The doctor comes back and says, "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS."
Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
"Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Fiber one, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Bob asks, "Will that cure me, doc?"
The doc says, "No, but that should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
I found this *really* funny
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I found this *really* funny
One day in Afghanistan, a Taliban troop column is working their way along a mountain road when they hear a voice shouting from behind a hill, "One US Ranger is better than ten Taliban!" Insensed at this insult, the Taliban leader sends ten of his best men over the hill to deal with this infidel. Soon, there is a lot of gunfire and then silence and then a familiar voice says "One US Ranger is better than a hundred Taliban!" This only infuriates the Taliban leader more and he send another hundred men over the hill. There is even more gunfire before the voice is heard shouting "One US Ranger is better than a thousand Taliban!" By now the Taliban leader is fuming, so he send a thousand Taliban over the hill. The hill erupts in gunfire and explosions. Soon enough, the noise dies down. A lone, injured Taliban crawls over the hill and with his last dying breath tells the commander, "Don't send any more men. Its a trick. There are two of them!"
I found it hilarious; but my friends didnt really seem to appreciate it.
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I thought it was pretty funny too. Not PC, but definitely funny
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