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08-28-2005, 09:01 PM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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I was sitting down..
Sitting down and my feet on this chair. Nice, heavy chair.
Back and forth, I swing it in the beat of this song that I forgot.
Somehow, somewhy, somewhen I decided to stand up and the chair fell in my private parts.
I felt like sharing. It is not a poem, although it is structured as one.
It hurts.
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08-28-2005, 09:02 PM #2Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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08-28-2005, 09:04 PM #3Monochromatic Bunny
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People would think that I am trying some form of eskimoan masturbation.
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08-28-2005, 09:12 PM #4Registered User
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Originally Posted by Vieope
This is almost like Haiku. I am moved.Do not mistake my kindness for weakness.
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08-28-2005, 09:15 PM #5Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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I'll send over a card and a bucket of bubbly on ice Originally Posted by Vieope
The card will say
"Tough break kid, enjoy the champagne,
use the bucket to ice your marbles"
Yours - Z.
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08-28-2005, 09:20 PM #6Monochromatic Bunny
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That is it! Alcohol!
Haiku, dont know much about it.
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Did the same thing today. Look down and my penis was larger then ever. Hurried up and gave the wife something new
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08-29-2005, 12:51 AM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I need a diagram of the events that took place as I have no clue how a chair falls on your private parts.
Unless you live in an upside down room and the chair was bolted to the ceiling and the bolts gave way and it fell on top of you.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-29-2005, 09:11 AM #9..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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Me too! Originally Posted by maniclion
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08-29-2005, 09:19 AM #10Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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They are simple, and sometimes elegant, Japanese poems. Originally Posted by Vieope
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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08-29-2005, 07:28 PM #11Monochromatic Bunny
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After abs work, I was lying down in the floor with my feet on the chair. When I tried to stand up, I moved my feet towards my body and the chair came in that direction too.
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08-29-2005, 07:31 PM #12Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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Have you ever gotten a snow blow, Not to be confused with snow ball. Originally Posted by Vieope
Sound more interesting then it is, but is still very, well, cool.Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
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08-29-2005, 07:34 PM #13Monochromatic Bunny
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What is a snow blow?
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08-29-2005, 07:39 PM #14Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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Blown with an ice cube,
The trick is, if she is good enough you will go before the ice cube does, and before you go numb.
Quite the sensation
If you dont already know what a snow ball is, you dont want to know, and really need to rent clerks.Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
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08-29-2005, 07:43 PM #15Monochromatic Bunny
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Now I know what a snow blow is, I wonder what a Spitfire is.. Originally Posted by Spitfire
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08-29-2005, 08:01 PM #16Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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Its what happens after I forget to look down and tell her when Im "there"
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
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08-29-2005, 08:04 PM #17Monochromatic Bunny
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What is the best book of Hunter Thompson for you? How many does he have?
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08-29-2005, 08:24 PM #18Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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He has a lot most about 60's + 70's politics, which I am not really to interested in. But Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, I think was a simply amazing book. If you have not read it you should, it take no time to read.
He writes the best Gonzo journalism Ive ever read. Which there is no one really to compare.
He was also doing a column for ESPN 3 or 4Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
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08-29-2005, 08:25 PM #19Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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Are you a reader? I would love any suggestions you might have.
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
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08-29-2005, 08:57 PM #20Monochromatic Bunny
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Try Life of Pi.
I am starting to read the books of Isaac Asimov. Know him? Science fiction guy.
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08-29-2005, 09:01 PM #21Monochromatic Bunny
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Anyway, goodnight. I read your post tomorrow.
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