Thread: Whats the worst crime YOU ever committed??

Three huge burritos loaded with pinto beans lead to a weeks worth of gas worthy of a felonious conviction. Other than my ass burning, I got away with it I do believe despite the 30 foot radius of warning.

Drunk Driving and crashing the car (lost licence & big fine) also growing lots of Skunk (they didnt find out tho)

I am a law-abiding citizen for the most part. I guess the worst thing I have done is the occasional drag race in my car (but never on crowded streets or neighborhood roads). Even got busted by the cops a few times, but due to the fact we weren't endangering any innocent people, the cops would just tell us to go home.

I don't consider shoplifting that big of a crime, many people do it. However, I amassed atleast 2k in stolen objects over about an 18 month span in the 8th grade =/. Freshman summer involved felony breaking and entering, grand larceny, and poss of robbery tools. Also, many years of garage hopping and car-hopping. Incase you didn't know, thats walking through neighborhoods at 3 am opening cars and taking the valuables, and after 3 hours you'll have like 2 decent items and 50 pounds of change ><. Don't flame, I don't do it anymore for some crazy reasons. Far too many to type, but imagine the worst. This includes opening a car door and finding a lady sleeping there, cept she wakes up, see's you, and flips some shit. I've never been shot at or anything serious, but the worst crime per se I've ever committed would probably be drunk driving, or 50 over the speed limit.

I was only caught for the felony listing btw, and the 18 month span was one long ridiculous celptomania spree. 2k is a modest estimation.

I can brush that off as being a teenager tho :P

I stole a pack of gum when I was 16.

I dropped a dollar behind the counter the next day

when i was younger, my choice in men.

Enough with the stealing candy stories, who commited murder and got away with it? Come on now, dont be shy.

I sodemized Dale but the judge reduced the charge to following too closely

Originally Posted by topolo

I sodemized Dale but the judge reduced the charge to following too closely

I got caught having rough sex with Topolo's mom, but the judge reduced it to animal cruelty.

Got a littering ticket after I graduated high school for throwing a beer can in the lake.
Only got 1 speeding ticket.(knock on wood)

I got busted for smuggling, but I was under 18 so they let me off easy. I have also stolen a car, but was never caught.

Prison Rape

Does selling drugs count? I sold numerous types of "party" drugs at clubs for about five yrs.

the worst crime that I ever committed that I didn't get caught. lets just say it involved a shit load of long island ice tea's and yeagger bombs, some cars keys found in the bath room of a bar, some lawn jobs, smashed/run over mailboxs, turfed laws and a retention pond.

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Prison Rape

No...no we mean what crime have you committed not the other way around.

Originally Posted by LAM

the worst crime that I ever committed that I didn't get caught. lets just say it involved a shit load of long island ice tea's and yeagger bombs, some cars keys found in the bath room of a bar, some lawn jobs, smashed/run over mailboxs, turfed laws and a retention pond.

been there hahah, Lams winning so far!

As far as one that would have yeilded the worst punishment. Last night I was breaking a county wide curfew by being out at 11, not suppose to be out past 8 due to all the power outages still from the hurricane, we got pulled over but the cop let us go after we lied and said we were headed home when really we were going to someones house. Upon leaving this other persons house the same cop was like 50yds ahead of us but never saw us. Penalty was night in county jail(electricityless) and a 10,000 dollar fine. We got fuggin' lucky.

used to steal motorcycles.

Originally Posted by ReelBigFish

As far as one that would have yeilded the worst punishment. Last night I was breaking a county wide curfew by being out at 11, not suppose to be out past 8 due to all the power outages still from the hurricane, we got pulled over but the cop let us go after we lied and said we were headed home when really we were going to someones house. Upon leaving this other persons house the same cop was like 50yds ahead of us but never saw us. Penalty was night in county jail(electricityless) and a 10,000 dollar fine. We got fuggin' lucky.

Originally Posted by MyK

Agreed, but when you're younger or not keen on crime to put it bluntly, things like that are "big". I'm assuming he's both of those, which isn't a bad thing either Reelbigfish.

Originally Posted by goandykid

Agreed, but when you're younger or not keen on crime to put it bluntly, things like that are "big". I'm assuming he's both of those, which isn't a bad thing either Reelbigfish.

yea, I agree, u had some bad shit too!! , I was bad when I was young but I straightened out BIG time, its still fun to talk about it though!!!

I know it's nothing big, but a 10,000 dollar fine is by far the worse punishment I could have recieved out of all my crimes, esp. for sumthing dumb, like a curfew. They are like the Gestapo down here right now, the cops aren't letting shit slide too ofthen and aren't going easy on most.

lol yeah, I can look back on those things and laugh (and pretend they werent only a year or 2 ago ) Going into my junior year I've deff cut back on the crimes, the whole court thing scared me a little bit. Still, a little under age drinking or necessary(hungry :P) shoplifting never hurt anybody.

Originally Posted by ReelBigFish

I know it's nothing big, but a 10,000 dollar fine is by far the worse punishment I could have recieved out of all my crimes, esp. for sumthing dumb, like a curfew. They are like the Gestapo down here right now, the cops aren't letting shit slid and going easy.

You're a minor right? 10k fine for being out past 8pm is a scare tactic, that couldn't slide in any legit court, especially in Juvenile Court.

I banged my mates mum. Not a crime, but it made things pretty awkward between us.
As far as real crimes go, I've grown and dealt cron, been charged with assault and battery, hit someones car and drove off and, um, I think that's all

Originally Posted by Platinum

I banged my mates mum. Not a crime, but it made things pretty awkward between us.
As far as real crimes go, I've grown and dealt cron, been charged with assault and battery, hit someones car and drove off and, um, I think that's all

OMG what did your friend say to you????