Imwithstupid926

Why do girls always want to kiss? I hardly know how to french kiss and I want to know. Advice please..

Tough Old Man

Why are we letting 9 year olds on this board? Is there no minumumn age limit?

Imwithstupid926

I'm not 9 d*mn it... I'm 13.. Now some real advice... Oh and why would you care.. just go to another topic alright if your just going to complain at me.

TJ Cline

You are only 13.......some things you have to learn from experience...just enjoy your youth and don't over think it......when your older life will be much harder so live the easy life while you can

Imwithstupid926

That's quite boring though. Where I live nothing we can do really. We're all at the point of life where we need special friends..

DOMS

Imwithstupid926, if you want people to take you seriously, learn to use proper grammar and spelling. There's even a SpelChek button that you can use.

Like I've said before, there are two ways to ascertain how smart, or stupid, a person is on IM:

1) What they write.
2) How they write it.

If you're sub par on both, don't get upset when people just blow you off.

Oh, and instead of just ranting, learn how to be genuinely caustic. Take Tough Old Man's post. Instead of a quick rant on how he wasn't helping, you could do something like this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man Why are we letting 9 year olds on this board? Is there no minumumn age limit?

Why? Do 9 year old boys excite you too much?

Or something like that.

Tough Old Man

1) Shouldn't you be in school? 2) Go buy yourself a blowup doll and practice on it. 3) Then grab the best looking chick at school and shove your tongue down her throat. 4) If you find later that she has a big brother, Don't tell him watch out I lift weighs, just run like hell

TJ Cline

Another worthless long winded post.

Imwithstupid926

Ok let me give you answers.
1. I Home-school
2. Mom wouldn't let me buy a blow doll
3. I have nothing else to say

Tough Old Man

Does she let you buy playboys? when I was a young lad about your age I bought playboys. I didn't ask my mommy if I could have one. Look pull your pant's up lad as your walking around with them down. Man don't come on this board downing yourself asking a question about how to fucking kiss. Have a little repect for yourself and find the answeres to them kind of questions yourself. fuck if you half ass good looking, then find an ugly chick to practice on. Hell she no doubt has never been kissed and would love it. She'd probably be happy to have anyone who wants to kiss her. Man just think. There's all kinds of ways to learn things without mom's and dad's and friends telling you. You probably could do a search on kissing or french kissing and find your answeres and then not get bashed by a dumb post.

FishOrCutBait

Or... You could not worry about it, not buy playboys, not buy a blow-up doll, and learn like the rest of us. Find a girl you actually like, go out with her, and not worry about what kind of sexual things youre gonna do with her...

I believe in Jesus.

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Imwithstupid926

Praise to Fish! TOM I dont know how you got playboys but you know what, I dont care. Plus I'm not going to go find a ugly girl to practice on.

Tough Old Man

then maybe an ugly one will find you

Imwithstupid926

Hmm maybe you just like making people mad GOM?

maniclion

Girls like to kiss because they suck the life energy out of men when they do.

French kissing is just that "french" and according to popular US opinion anything french is bad so instead call it the "Freedom" kiss and let your tongue fly freely into her mouth and hers into yours.
The reason for this odd behavior is to taste the remainder of food in your potetial mates teeth so as to ascertain what kind of diet he/she has so that you know whether they lead a healthful lifestyle or not.

Lemon Curry?

MuscleM4n

Is this actually why we kiss? I am very surprised!
Kissing is boring anway - first few mins kissing is good but then it gets boring and tedious.

Kissing is also good to stop awkward silences.

wonder what my gf will think to that!

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Amen to that

gococksDJS

You have the internet bro, thats all you need. If topolo can find a cyber priest to wed him and his pet goat, you can find what you need to know so you can be taggin it in no time.

Vieope

But kissing is good, not bad at all.

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Tough Old Man

very well said.