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ALBOB · 09-15-2005, 08:33 AM

Quotable Cops

#13 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#12 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#11 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#10 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#9 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#8 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#7 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#6 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."

#5 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

and the best one . . . . .

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ... You're right, we don't. . Sign here."

PreMier · 09-15-2005, 08:41 AM

Those are fucked up!

WilliamB · 09-15-2005, 02:31 PM

Quality

gococksDJS · 09-15-2005, 02:47 PM

haha, i like it...

**dg806** · 09-15-2005, 03:55 PM

#11 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

Nope...............like this........................"If you don't run, you only go to jail. If I have to chase you, you will get beat black and blue, then go to jail"
Resisting of course.

maniclion · 09-15-2005, 05:07 PM

Know what they need to do?

Make Supertroopers 2.

09-15-2005, 08:33 AM	#1
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,089	One for dg806 BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com Quotable Cops #13 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #12 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #11 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #10 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" #9 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #8 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #7 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #6 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop." #5 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #4 "Just how big were those two beers?" #3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." #2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail." and the best one . . . . . #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ... You're right, we don't. . Sign here."
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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09-15-2005, 08:41 AM	#2
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,020 Photos: 1	Those are fucked up!
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09-15-2005, 02:31 PM	#3
WilliamB Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 703	Quality

09-15-2005, 02:47 PM	#4
gococksDJS RIP Foreman Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,002	haha, i like it...
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09-15-2005, 03:55 PM	#5
dg806 Guardian of The Homeland Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Charlotte NC Posts: 16,935	#11 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." Nope...............like this........................"If you don't run, you only go to jail. If I have to chase you, you will get beat black and blue, then go to jail" Resisting of course.
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09-15-2005, 05:07 PM	#6
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 17,381 Photos: 10	Know what they need to do? Make Supertroopers 2.