Go to Google...

**Dale Mabry** · 09-16-2005, 10:11 AM

Type in "miserable failure" and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

**DOMS** · 09-16-2005, 10:15 AM

Hey, the Dem bloggers got together and post a link or such stating "miserable failure" to the whitehouse.

I like this one better: Google for 'french military victories' and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button.

Shae · 09-16-2005, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Type in "miserable failure" and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

Oh shit!

This came up!

Thats funny!

**Dale Mabry** · 09-16-2005, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by cfs3

I like this one better: Google for 'french military victories' and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button.

That's fucking great. Any other good ones?

**Prince** · 09-16-2005, 10:44 AM

actually you can just type in failure and Bush comes up, at least the owners of Google are smart!

**DOMS** · 09-16-2005, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

That's fucking great. Any other good ones?

Sorry, but those are the only two that I know of...

Well, it's not related to google, but whitehouse.com is a porn site.

God Bless America...

Here's something cool about Google. You can use it as a calculator. Type in '5 / 5' and it gives you the answer of 1. It can do all the math operators. You can also do '7 * pi' and it will give the answer. You can also do crap like '1 liter / 2 hogshead'. It knows practically every type of measurement. Even "What's the answer to life and everything" (or some such line for Hichikers Guide to the Galaxy) which is 42.

Plus, you can search on Google checking only a single site. Try 'gear site:ironmagazineforums.com'. It will find all matching pages on just this site.

Google is cool.

**DOMS** · 09-16-2005, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

actually you can just type in failure and Bush comes up, at least the owners of Google are smart!

This has nothing to do with Google and everything to do with Dems that have no life and spend everyday wringing the hands.

Anyone care to post The Official Seal of the Democratic Nataion Party?

**Prince** · 09-16-2005, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by cfs3

This has nothing to do with Google and everything to do with Dems that have no life and spend everyday wringing the hands.

not sure about that, there is NOTHING relevant to the word "failure" on that webpage and if you know anything about Google relevance is the most important factor in its search results...it seems fishy!

**DOMS** · 09-16-2005, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

not sure about that, there is NOTHING relevant to the word "failure" on that webpage and if you know anything about Google relevance is the most important factor in its search results...it seems fishy!

The most relevant factor on how Google rates a page is how many other sites link to that site and what the text of the link says. This is why link farms (pages that were nothing but links that pointed to each other) were alway ys at the top of the search listings about two years ago. Google, Yahoo, and other search engines caught on to this and black-listed them. The whole 'stupid' thing was a movement online started by moveon.org to link the term 'stupid' to the White House by putting links in thier blogs. With so many links in the blogs pushed it to the top of Googles listing.

gococksDJS · 09-16-2005, 01:18 PM

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gococksDJS · 09-16-2005, 01:18 PM

Dale Mabry
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gococksDJS · 09-16-2005, 01:20 PM

cfs3....
http://www.microsoft.com/games/combatfs3/

gococksDJS · 09-16-2005, 01:20 PM

Robert Dimaggio.....
http://www.ironmagazine.com/biography.php

gococksDJS · 09-16-2005, 01:21 PM

Shae!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gococksDJS · 09-16-2005, 01:23 PM

Type Min0 male or female and you get this................
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Could Min0 be a tranny computer? Prefers the hard drive perhaps?

Stu · 09-16-2005, 01:24 PM

topolo

Tough Old Man · 09-16-2005, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

actually you can just type in failure and Bush comes up, at least the owners of Google are smart!

There only smart cause they know how to make money. There fucking stupid if they think Bush is a failure. If a democrat would have been President he would have already had the big one "Fred G. Sanford" Heart attack from all the shit that has happened to this president.

MWpro · 09-16-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by cfs3

The most relevant factor on how Google rates a page is how many other sites link to that site and what the text of the link says. This is why link farms (pages that were nothing but links that pointed to each other) were alway ys at the top of the search listings about two years ago. Google, Yahoo, and other search engines caught on to this and black-listed them. The whole 'stupid' thing was a movement online started by moveon.org to link the term 'stupid' to the White House by putting links in thier blogs. With so many links in the blogs pushed it to the top of Googles listing.

Exactly. The text in the links that link to the page is a major factor in addition to what is on the actual page.

Here is a link that explains it http://deepquest.code511.com/blog/co...id=120_0_1_0_C, which was provided by http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=566124 .

Here is a detailed explaination from Brett_Tabke of webmasterworld.com explaining how google works: http://www.webmasterworld.com/forum10003/428.htm

Quote:

Google uses this link information to rank pages. The system is called PageRank. By counting how many sites link to a particular page, the theory states that the page is more important than others.

FishOrCutBait · 09-16-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by cfs3

This has nothing to do with Google and everything to do with Dems that have no life and spend everyday wringing the hands.

Anyone care to post The Official Seal of the Democratic Nataion Party?

**DOMS** · 09-16-2005, 04:01 PM

FishOrCutBait · 09-16-2005, 04:16 PM

Youre welcome,

musclepump · 09-16-2005, 05:18 PM

**Dale Mabry** · 09-16-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

he would have already had the big one "Fred G. Sanford" Heart attack from all the shit that has happened to this president.

List them.

**Prince** · 09-16-2005, 06:02 PM

do google searches on bodybuilding magazine and bodybuilding forums

Chain Link · 09-16-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

do google searches on bodybuilding magazine and bodybuilding forums

Thats how I found IM

with yahoo, but same thing

maniclion · 09-16-2005, 06:46 PM

cornhole, you'll be suprised.

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