Well I'm not sure what you mean, but I did wake up this morning with a hure red line running from my forehead to my chin, And I was wondering all morning what it was.......Turned out, I slept on my dick![]()
Ok guys how many times have you gone out and really tied one on and woke up the next morning only to look at the woman next to you and think these thoughts because of her looks....Oh Man I have Got To Quit Drinking. WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT, that's not my question, this is my questioned. Wonder how many time you woke up along side a woman and she had the same above thoughts about you.
The above situation can be reversed for the woman, should you like to answere.
Tough
Well I'm not sure what you mean, but I did wake up this morning with a hure red line running from my forehead to my chin, And I was wondering all morning what it was.......Turned out, I slept on my dick![]()
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If you always do what you've always done, you will always get what you always got.
12-12-2002, 07:24 PM Robert DiMaggio
just think if we deleted the two word only thread, the post whore thread, etc., then their post counts would drop to about half!


lol.
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Sorry to hear that...Originally Posted by THEUNIT(XXL)
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
Never...
I always knew what I was getting into, and if it/she was that bad...
I skated -![]()
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ok I'll explain againOriginally Posted by THEUNIT(XXL)
Ihave woke up from a drunk and sometime the night before i pick up a chick, brought her home a slept with her. woke up the next morning to discover her to be real fat or ugly.
My question was how many times have you slept with a chick and when she woke up thought the above about you.
Never. I'm far too hot.![]()
Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.


They never awaken after I slay them with my Sir Lancelot or at least I'm far gone before they awaken. But usually I stick it in their butt at least once during the night and make an "ML" Zorro like dookie rub on the sheets so they know what hit'em.![]()
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
I have done that. Typically, I go back to their place, I don't like hogging on the home court. Then, I wake up early as I always do, slip into the bathroom, and leave them a nice little present.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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Hopefully you had bad mexican food the night before. nothing like there gift being a toilet to clean up.Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
The best reply yet.Originally Posted by ponyboy
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Yes it was a good comment but the problem is he was drunk when he posted this. really he is uglier then your current boyfriend and if you woke up drunk the next morning your thoughts would be " glad there was no sex involved'.Originally Posted by BritChick
Now do yourself a favor and try to find MonkeyMan. He's the bomb here on this board.
9/17 my birthday and if your giving it up let me know
Tough
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