Thread: Hey Chain Link!

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Here's a cake for you to blow.

Your 21? Buy me some beer?

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

Your 21? Buy me some beer?

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I wonder if he knows he's famous...damn I won't be suprised if he appears on Jay Leno.

Are you kidding??? He's in with the in crowd -




Check out deadly Teddly... Two Fisted Drinker -

It figures Ted would have 2 beers.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

It figures Ted would have 2 beers.

He probably slammed two before they walked out also -

And has two in his pockets...
And asks the cop to "Hold these" while he climbs behind the wheel -

Ahh..the life of a Kennedy.

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Someone said you like guns and midgets. Or maybe it was just guns. Just in case heres a midget with a gun.


The chain, chain.

Happy B-Day man

Thanks guys you just put a smile on my face on the rare day I needed it.. granted Ive never had alchohol in me before but thats besides the point..

We went to Mugs n Jugs.. Man.. There was a most beatiful girl with the same birthday at the next table with her family.. I was thinking it was her 18th or 19th.. We convinced her to come join us(Man, her dad was pissed!) aside from making a mess, dropping 3/4 of a cheesecake(I didnt get any! Oh well its probably for the better) we had a hell of a time.. She kept doing this thing with her tounge.. not with me I dunno if it was intended suggestive or what but it was fuqing hot.. I was thinking of a great birthday present to take home; then I found out..

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She was 16! !@#$%^&*()_#$%^UIOP{WERT&*^%&(*^(&*^)^^ *&%#%^^%


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$%!@^^&!@#*&!@URGLQW^$*&@TUJH#G&*$&*@&ERHJI@T&*$R& *#

No wonder her dad wasnt happy about her joining us.. Ive never wanted to break the law so much in my life. Im still crying.

On a side note, do NOT see the movie,"broken flowers" The first movie Ive ever had to walk out of. Its a comedy... 50 minutes into it Id barely chuckled, they litterally showed the guy sitting with no monologe, dialog, action... nothing, for about 1/3 of that time. The rest of it was like 3 scenes which just took up time because he moved slow..


Has anyone watched the whole thing? Does it get better or did we save an hour of our lives?

Oh and manic.. I love midgets!

by the way feel free to look up,"Cock blocking" on wikipedia, its defined as,"A fatherly action"

Happy Belated Bday man.
Sucks about the girl!
They are so hot so young these days, I always talk to chicks in the mall or elsewhere, thinking they are in college, and they are younger than me!
It's hard to believe some times...

Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts

Happy Belated Bday man.
Sucks about the girl!
They are so hot so young these days, I always talk to chicks in the mall or elsewhere, thinking they are in college, and they are younger than me!
It's hard to believe some times...

I know its horrible. I really feel old now
Im all talk no action though, Ive got my own girl..(Doesnt do me much good when shes half a state away ) She got a laugh out of that story though.. Thats part of what makes her special. Any other girl Id have expected to have a heel broken off in my ass for bragging about some hot chick I had dinner with

Still have to hold back a little though, some things you only say to your guy friends or complete strangers
She suggested perhaps they(the government) could make women between the ages of 14 and 18 wear some type of tag that shows they're underage.. To help guys out. What I really wanted to say was,"I wouldnt care if she was wearing a chicken outfit.. Id fuck her on halloween like it was Christmas!"

So like I said... some things better left unsaid, even jokingly