HELP with text to girlfriend

MuscleM4n · 09-25-2005, 10:40 AM

can't figure anything interesting to say.....

HER last text:

hey hun how r u today?doin nethin interestin?im watchin th oc wiv ashley-its such a gd series!hope ur k.x x x

MY text i am writing now (I am stuck with ideas).

Hey! U alright? I hav jus been clearing up the house all day, nothing exciting. U still watching the oc?

that's as far as i got.

Not a big deal at all but i really need inspiration.

I haven't texted her in 4 hours, i am in trouble .
She is really annoying becuase she keeps

and then i am stuck for words and gets repetitive.

So basically the point of this is for inspirtion and keep it interesting

Little Wing · 09-25-2005, 10:45 AM

how about u went on limewire n downloaded some pdfs on tantric massage and can't wait to read them together.

or you were wondering what her favorite flowers are or what she might like to do this weekend or if she'd like u to rent a movie for the night relax make popcorn... anything that shows u are looking forward to doing something with her.

BigDyl · 09-25-2005, 10:49 AM

If my friend was texting his girl friend on his cellphone with cute emoticons and worried that she was upset that his texting wasnt up to par, and did this for hours--I would put him in an ezekiel choke until he passed out.

MuscleM4n · 09-25-2005, 10:50 AM

'anything that shows u are looking forward to doing something with her.'

ok good point little wing - and coming from a lady, thanks.

MuscleM4n · 09-25-2005, 10:52 AM

BigDyl i know what you mean i hate texting and phoning her all the time.

But she insists to phone me EVERY day and send me a million text messages.

Getting on my tits.

but seriously what can i say back to her text? I am stuck

Stu · 09-25-2005, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

you were wondering what her favorite flowers are or what she might like to do this weekend or if she'd like u to rent a movie for the night relax make popcorn... anything that shows u are looking forward to doing something with her.

boring

how about

'i'm bored, wana fuck? bring ashley along to'

that is if ashley is a girl

MuscleM4n · 09-25-2005, 11:09 AM

my gf is still a virgin

so i have to work on that

anyway

Ashley is a boy by the way.

seriously please what something interesting can i ask her/say?

Need to txt back soon

The Monkey Man · 09-25-2005, 11:14 AM

Tell her you want to dress up like Mary Poppins, while she paints your genetalia
and thighs with green lipstick, attached to a feather duster...

And don't say anything else... Just wait for a reply

MuscleM4n · 09-25-2005, 11:18 AM

hahaha i wish i could send that for a joke monkey man but no way.

Chain Link · 09-25-2005, 11:19 AM

"Hey sweetie, Nothing much just clearing house. Ive spent the last 4 hours trying to find a suitable response to your text message, and have even resorted to asking for help online.
Id love to just say whats on my mind, and press send; But as a man I dont have that luxury. If I did that, this relationship would get,"boring" for you and you would probably leave me for some French fuck who has a list of presorted responses, which he formed over years and hundreds of women.

In all honesty, I dont even like the OC, thats why Im not watching it as well. I dont like text messaging either, I mean.. Its rediculous. Even if you know what you wanna say, it still takes five times as long to type it out, and the phone company actually charges you MORE to send a 1kb text massage that to talk on the phone for 5 minute. The only resonable usage for text messaging would be for like reminders, passswords, or a last resort when somebody isnt available to speak, and wont likely be able to check their voice mail soon.

On a further note, I dont even like talking on the phone. The great thing about being together is when conversation on a topic dies off.. You can say,"Oh look, some weird shit over there!" And thn pick up on something else. On the phone, however, we just sit around saying...,"Soooo" and,"Yeaaah","I just wanna hear the sound of you breath"
^^^Fuck That^^^
Id much rather take care of thing here, and *feel* you breath! Actually, Id like to have finished cleaning house instead of thinking of a reply, and then gone to your house and gotten a complete ab workout in one set!
Heck, I could do three sets if I werent so upset about this text messaging crap. 1 set of 10 reps, 1 set of 100 reps, and 1 set of 300 reps, then a nap. Afterwords Id wake up and realize I was drooling on your tits in my sleep, so Id just lick them off, and maybe even overtrain today with an additional set of 300 reps.
Instead, Im just getting fucked trying to write a damned text message.

So.. You still watching the OC? Call me later, Love ya
-*yournamehere*"

Do me proud

The Monkey Man · 09-25-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MuscleM4n

hahaha i wish i could send that for a joke monkey man but no way.

That's why your woman won't sleep with you -

Man up!

Chain Link · 09-25-2005, 11:29 AM

Sweet.. hes most definitely typing my message right now

MuscleM4n · 09-25-2005, 11:29 AM

chain link your message has literlaly made me LOL

usually i put lol for the sake of it but i mean it now.

If i sent that, what you wrote by e-mail it wouldn't go down very welll with her

MuscleM4n · 09-25-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Chain Link

Sweet.. hes most definitely typing my message right now

lol and spend all night texting that!

MuscleM4n · 09-25-2005, 11:37 AM

Ok made my reply:

'Hey sweetie! U alright? I hav jus been clearing up the house all day, nothin exciting, u still watching the oc or have you had enough of that 4 one day? X'

I AM SOOO BORING!

is this message OK?

The Monkey Man · 09-25-2005, 11:40 AM

Sux...

You should at least say something about how you want to feel her next to you,
or taste her lips, or smell her hair...

The OC ?

MuscleM4n · 09-25-2005, 11:45 AM

'Hey sweetie! U alright? I hav jus been clearing up the house all day, nothin exciting, u still watching the oc or have you had enough of that 4 one day? I wana be with you

X'

Is that ok now?

Chain Link · 09-25-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MuscleM4n

Ok made my reply:

'Hey sweetie! U alright? I hav jus been clearing up the house all day, nothin exciting, u still watching the oc or have you had enough of that 4 one day? X'

I AM SOOO BORING!

is this message OK?

One critique I could offer is that that message didnt warrant an excuse for not replying for 4 hours.

That aside, I cant say Ive done better. My post above was pretty much my sentiment on Text messaging, and phone calls. Peole need time alone, granted a text message can be a nice hello, or,'I love you!" reminder.. but trying to form a conversation? Outrageous.

That said the one thing Ive found that helps.. Text her first. You run the risk of starting a messaging conversation that might not have needed to exist.. But you also put the same pressure on her as you just had to reply.. Enough of that and she will start avoiding needless text messaging if you're lucky. IMO

BigDyl · 09-25-2005, 11:50 AM

Whats her text address, i.e #@vtext.com? This way Chainlink can send a response to her posing as you, and you can just sit back and relax while he does all the work for you.

Chain Link · 09-25-2005, 11:50 AM

Oh, I thought you aleady sent that.. One thing Id suggest is remove the,"U alright?" and place it at the end in a form similar to 'what are you up to?' The "U alright?" just rubs off as if you expect something to be wrong.. Like shes sick.

Then again, I overanalyze everything and thats part of the reason I dont like txt messaging

Chain Link · 09-25-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BigDyl

Whats her text address, i.e #@vtext.com? This way Chainlink can send a response to her posing as you, and you can just sit back and relax while he does all the work for you.

The problem with that is Id want to post about it after I sent the message.. And I dont have an,"Owned" picture of that caliber

*EDIT*

Yes I do!

MyK · 09-25-2005, 12:02 PM

don't text her anything. what you should do is break off contact with her for 2 days! it will drive her nuts. girls get annoyed with guys who are easy to get ahold of and are always calling

and then when she finally gets ahold of you act to busy to see her. only pay attention to her when you know your gonna get some ass. she should get conditioned to giving you ass, and you will be popping her cherry in no time!

Little Wing · 09-25-2005, 12:10 PM

omg this thread is funny. i leave messages on yahoo for Vanity just "hope you're havin a good day" or i'll tell him if something really interesting comes up like friday in school my son was being so uncooperative i now have to attend 3rd grade w him till he improves... but i don't expect a reply back n i have no idea what i would think if he were that nervous about writing one... relax dude. a simple "hey babe" should be good enuf.

The Monkey Man · 09-25-2005, 12:28 PM

No!

He needs to bring up sex as often as possible, & she needs to become more familiar
& at ease with the concept!

If you keep shying away from it, it will never happen... -

Stu · 09-25-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

No!

He needs to bring up sex as often as possible, & she needs to become more familiar
& at ease with the concept!

If you keep shying away from it, it will never happen... -

im with monkey man, just slip the word sex randomly into sentences like a subliminal message

MuscleM4n · 09-25-2005, 12:44 PM

only been going out with her for 2 months so...

i sent this text:

'Hey sweetie! Wat u up 2? I hav jus been clearing up the house today. nothin exciting. u still watching the oc or have u had too much of that 4 one day? I wana b with u :-( X'

She replied a bit later:

'not rely upto much, jus listenin 2 music.gav up on th oc-dint wan2 watch them al at 1ce!do u wan2 cum dwn nxt w/e if ur free?my sis is comin anotha time.x'

She is at uni and i hvn't seen her for a week!!!!!

Thanks all

As you can tell i was bored and today is a Sunday afterall...sorry for the stupid thread but at least it is funny

BigDyl · 09-25-2005, 12:48 PM

Yeah, I know its hard to spell things out, but that shit annoys me.

The Monkey Man · 09-25-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MuscleM4n

only been going out with her for 2 months so...

i sent this text:

'Hey sweetie! Wat u up 2? I hav jus been clearing up the house today. nothin exciting. u still watching the oc or have u had too much of that 4 one day? I wana b with u :-( X'

She replied a bit later:

'not rely upto much, jus listenin 2 music.gav up on th oc-dint wan2 watch them al at 1ce!do u wan2 cum dwn nxt w/e if ur free?my sis is comin anotha time.x'

She is at uni and i hvn't seen her for a week!!!!!

Thanks all

As you can tell i was bored and today is a Sunday afterall...sorry for the stupid thread but at least it is funny

You should reply that...

"Hell yeah, I want to come down,
I have a hard time sleeping without you next to me

(you keep me warm cause your so hot) LOL"

Always bring up her body or body heat, or sex, or contact, or her skin/touch...

You get the pichur

MuscleM4n · 09-25-2005, 01:25 PM

sorry too late i texted back saying:

'next weekend is fine, lookin 4ward 2 seeing u. Ill talk 2 u 2moro. Have a good night! X'

yeah i need to talk more straight.

Thanks for the tips

Stu · 09-25-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MuscleM4n

sorry too late i texted back saying:

'next weekend is fine, lookin 4ward 2 seeing u. Ill talk 2 u 2moro. Have a good night! X'

yeah i need to talk more straight.

Thanks for the tips

she still a virgin and shes at uni, lol that won't last long