Reply With Quotehaha, nastyOriginally Posted by Platinum
A few days ago, I invited a female 'friend' up to my house for a roll in the hay. She got up here, we started fooling around, kissing and whatnot. Things progressed mouths went here, tongues went there and before long we were making the beast with two backs. Anyways, the sex was great, best I've had in a little while. Anyway, after a little pillow talk, she leaves and goes to work and I roll over and fall asleep. When I wake up, I notice there's blood on my bed. And not just a little bit, but a motherfucking shitload of the stuff. All over my doona, sheets, mattress and all over my floor. So here I am, trying to work out how to get the blood of everything. I'm scrubbing, washing, soaking, rinsing - everything. I even got my dogs in to try and get them to lick the blood off the floor. Anyways, mum walked home while I was cleaning and I'm pretty sure she didn't buy my 'I stepped on a nail story'. Things were very awkward. Not cool
maybe she was a virgin
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09-26-2005, 05:12 AM #1Resident Stoner
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Proper fucked
A few days ago, I invited a female 'friend' up to my house for a roll in the hay. She got up here, we started fooling around, kissing and whatnot. Things progressed mouths went here, tongues went there and before long we were making the beast with two backs. Anyways, the sex was great, best I've had in a little while. Anyway, after a little pillow talk, she leaves and goes to work and I roll over and fall asleep. When I wake up, I notice there's blood on my bed. And not just a little bit, but a motherfucking shitload of the stuff. All over my doona, sheets, mattress and all over my floor. So here I am, trying to work out how to get the blood of everything. I'm scrubbing, washing, soaking, rinsing - everything. I even got my dogs in to try and get them to lick the blood off the floor
. Anyways, mum walked home while I was cleaning and I'm pretty sure she didn't buy my 'I stepped on a nail story'. Things were very awkward. Not cool 
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09-26-2005, 06:08 AM #2cooking up a storm ELITE MEMBER
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TMI Originally Posted by Platinum
A few days ago, I invited a female 'friend' up to my house for a roll in the hay. She got up here, we started fooling around, kissing and whatnot. Things progressed mouths went here, tongues went there and before long we were making the beast with two backs. Anyways, the sex was great, best I've had in a little while. Anyway, after a little pillow talk, she leaves and goes to work and I roll over and fall asleep. When I wake up, I notice there's blood on my bed. And not just a little bit, but a motherfucking shitload of the stuff. All over my doona, sheets, mattress and all over my floor. So here I am, trying to work out how to get the blood of everything. I'm scrubbing, washing, soaking, rinsing - everything. I even got my dogs in to try and get them to lick the blood off the floor. Anyways, mum walked home while I was cleaning and I'm pretty sure she didn't buy my 'I stepped on a nail story'. Things were very awkward. Not cool 
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09-26-2005, 09:04 AM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Ok, rookie, here is the deal. She was starting her period and did not know it.
Maybe you should stick with socks.My Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.
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09-26-2005, 09:12 AM #5Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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The boy missed his chance to earn his redwings.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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09-26-2005, 09:13 AM #6Registered User
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09-26-2005, 09:18 AM #7Windy City ELITE MEMBER
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She was on the rag. Happened to me once, and I had to pay money to the hotel for the sheets.
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By the way, WTF does this mean:
Never heard that one.making the beast with two backsMy Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.
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09-26-2005, 09:26 AM #9Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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I think it means that he and his woman were power-morphing into Dorian Yates. Originally Posted by Pepper
Which reminds me of one of the best quotes I've ever heard:
"Women are like Voltron: the more you hook up, the better it gets."So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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09-26-2005, 11:38 AM #10Registered User
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Sounds like she had an Aids breakout, you better go to the hospital quick.
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09-26-2005, 12:37 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I Googled it and it turns out that this type of thing happens when the sperm impregnates the egg.
Congrats, Daddy!My Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.
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09-26-2005, 12:39 PM #12Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Pepper
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PMS and when the my wife has her's, I know exactly what PMS stands for cause I'm the fuck out of here.
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09-26-2005, 03:02 PM #14Registered User
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Yep......blew your chance to pin on the red wings. Maybe next time rookie..........Uncle Rich...........
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09-26-2005, 04:22 PM #15Peelosopher
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this story is officially teh sux0r!!!111!!3!
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Crono lives!!
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09-26-2005, 04:55 PM #17Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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The funny thing is she would have noticed that amount of blood if she were dressing herself and she didn't tell you she just left you lying in it. Ha ha jokes on you. You probably thought you were the man how wet she felt didn't you? You were like "Damn I am the mack this chick is gushing wet, fuck yeah!"
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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ive heared from a few buddies im not sure tho , when a girl has pms she gets mad horny and they said they have had sex while there girl had her period to me i rather not have sex while shes having a period preety nasty to me
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09-26-2005, 05:14 PM #19Monochromatic Bunny
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Somebody explain this to me. Originally Posted by cfs3
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09-26-2005, 08:09 PM #20the unbanned
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you dont wanna know! its not for rabbits! Originally Posted by Vieope
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From Urban dictionary
To have sex with a menstruating female, leaving red marks resembling wings on the thighs of both parties.
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09-26-2005, 08:27 PM #22Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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No you have to eat her out on the rag to get your red wings, this ain't heaven you gotta earn your wings round here boy.
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09-26-2005, 08:29 PM #23the unbanned
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thats what I thought!! on your cheeks right?? Originally Posted by maniclion
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09-26-2005, 08:32 PM #24Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Did I just post that, I must have been possessed by a Hells Angel or something,
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09-26-2005, 10:42 PM #25Resident Stoner
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Whoa. LoL. I knew she was ragging, and I'm a big fan of fucking a chick when she's on her period. So much more hornier then. I was just fucking amazed at the volume of blood. I swear you'd think someone had their fucking brains blown out if you looked at my bed. And Stu, she wasn't a virgin, as we've done this maaany times before. I'm off to smoke some j's.
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P-side Inc.
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sick fucks
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If you think thats sick, then don't even think about earning your brown wings
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I'll pass on this bloody twat licking, shit eating fetishes.
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Uh your avatar? Originally Posted by cappo5150
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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