Thread: Does anyone know how to get sick intentionally?

eat spoiled dairy products.....it wont kill you but you will get sick as hell for a few days

Drink like a cup of vinegar. It'll just make you throw up pretty much right away. That's how I used to get outta school in middle school

why? Are you trying to get out of work.

Originally Posted by CancerNV

I was just wondering if their was something you could eat that would make you sick for a day or two and be reasonably safe.

It and drink your on waste

Eating spoiled foods like couple days past expiration meat products, drinking lots of milk, drinking lots of shakes as meal replacements, or having a weird sleep cycle get me sick.

Syrup of Ipecac, available at your local drug store, over the counter. Its used to induce vomitting in case of poinsioning, but harmless. you will hurl quickly though.

Fake it.

Originally Posted by goandykid

Fake it.

No kidding! Why the hell would anyone want to make themselves sick for real.

Arggg... There is soooo much wrong with this thread I don't know where to start!

Firstly, why they hell do you want to 'be sick' for real for a day? If you are just trying to get out of school/work then either:
a. just suck it up and go to school/work.
b. fake it


Eating spoiled food, even if it IS just dairy etc is usually not going to get you sick unless it is badly off.... and, yes, it usually only makes you sick for a few hours/day BUT it can also cause you to get REALLY sick and you can be out of action for DAYS, have severe diarrhoea, vomiting, become dehydrated and feel like for a long time... It can (in rare cases) even lead to even more serious consequences!! If you want diarrhoea why not just eat a whole heap of sugar-free cookies or chocolate! Geezzz... at least that way you get to eat the cookies!


And yes, Syrup of Ipecac is USUALLY not bad for you either, and it will make you , but you CAN, if you use too much of it, cause poisoning and get into lots of health trouble as a result...


God... what ever is causing you to consider this I don't know!

Eat Fugu at a half ass sushi joint. It might make you a little sick.

ROFL!!! HAHAHA!!

Nice, in any case, get ahold of some niacin that DOES NOT have time release stuff, take a bunch, and you'll get de flush... Without eating spoiled dairy, lol.

LOL...this is about the stupidest thread I've read here.

Then you haven't read enough.

Originally Posted by cha

LOL...this is about the stupidest thread I've read here.

Start searching for posts by God Hand and Hank Visser

Originally Posted by BritChick

No kidding! Why the hell would anyone want to make themselves sick for real.

Not him, probably a person he doesnt like very much.

do us all a favor and just kill yourself!

Originally Posted by Vieope

Not him, probably a person he doesn't like very much.

You may be unto something here.
I usually look at Dale's pic, I puke instantly when I see that...

I See

I would eat your puke if it stopped me from seeing Dale´s picture again.

Originally Posted by Emma-Leigh

... If you want diarrhoea why not just eat a whole heap of sugar-free cookies or chocolate! Geezzz... at least that way you get to eat the cookies!

HAHAHAAHAHA! I was JUST going to post something to that effect!

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Then you haven't read enough.

stick two fingers down your throat

we all want to know why????????????

You could lick this http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...lone/Elivs.jpg

^ lol i thought it was going to be a toad.

Does Elvis have cameltoe?