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09-27-2005, 05:06 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Now this is some funny shit.
I am not sure if this is a tabloid paper or whatever, but where the fuck do they get these stories
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/inter...577753,00.html
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09-27-2005, 05:15 PM #2Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Total ownage.
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09-27-2005, 05:29 PM #3cooking up a storm ELITE MEMBER
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I read the first few lines and just started to crack up.
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Rush Limbaugh was talking about this on his show this afternoon. Pretty funny...
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I doubt they had them equipped with the dart harnesses, but I don't doubt the fact that the Navy has trained dolphins. I would have been glad if we had a few dolphins doing mine sweeps when I was in the Persian Gulf cause I worried all the time we would hit one.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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