Thread: Christmas

That people wont make stupid threads about Xmas before Halloween and Thanks giving are over

Do you think you can get this for me on Christmas? I have been good.





Oh wait, is this one of those stupid threads?

I'm setting money aside for xbox 360. that's my early Christmas present comes out nov. 22

Originally Posted by busyLivin

I'm setting money aside for xbox 360. that's my early Christmas present comes out nov. 22

I'm getting 3. Gonna sell em' on Ebay...

Originally Posted by BigDyl

I'm getting 3. Gonna sell em' on Ebay...

do you think i'll be able to buy it in a store that day? will they sell out right away? maybe stores will stay open past midnight to sell them?!?

Originally Posted by busyLivin

do you think i'll be able to buy it in a store that day? will they sell out right away? maybe stores will stay open past midnight to sell them?!?

Go to walmart in the early morning with 2 other people. I give them the money to buy them, and I'll have 3.

Originally Posted by BigDyl

I'm getting 3. Gonna sell em' on Ebay...

i may buy two. supplies are going to be limited, so their resale price on ebay will be ridiculous for Christmas.

MinO lee one night in bed with me is on my list. 2nd on the list is what would I do with you if you were in my bed

No Christmas For You!

Neurotically Yours: Episode # 064: No Christmas For You

Foamy:

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL,.
I REALLY HATE DOING HOLIDAY SPECIALS OF ANY KIND BUT FRANKLY, I'M PISSED OFF AT ALL THESE NEO-YUPPIE SCUMBAGS HELL-BENT ON REMOVING THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT FROM THE CHRISTMAS SEASON.

EVERY YEAR AROUND THE HOLIDAY, SOME JACK-OFF HAS TO GO COMPLAINING TO SOME COURT ABOUT HOW HE HATES CHRISTMAS AND HOW THERE'S SOME MANGER SCENE WITH BABY JESUS OFFENDING HIM AT SOME LOCAL SCHOOL.....WELL WHO CARES..... IF SOMEONE DECIDED TO TOSS A BABY JESUS ON THE FRONT LAWN .....WHAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM???

AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING...YOU KNOW HOW PUBLIC SCHOOLS USE TO HAVE CHRISTMAS PLAYS AND SHIT LIKE THAT.....THEY DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE....AND IF THEY DO, THEY REMOVE ALL THE SONGS THAT HAVE ANY REFRENCE TO RELIGION IN THEM......NO, “SILENT NIGHT”, NO, “JOY TO THE WORLD”, AND NO FUCKING “LITTLE DRUMMER BASTARD”

THESE ARE THE SAME TYPE OF INSTITTIONS THAT TELL YOU TO BE TOLERANT OF EVERYONE ELSES BELIEFS BUT TRY TO BEAT EVER HINT OF GOOD OL' ST. NICK OUT OF CHRISTMAS......HOW CAN ANYONE BE OFFENDED BY A FAT GUY WHO GIVES OUT FREE STUFF......WHAT....ARE WE ALL PISSED AT SANTA BECAUSE HE'S FAT AND HAPPY AND PERFECTLY CONTENT WITH HIS IMAGE....IT'S LIKE ALL THESE NEO-YUPPIES WANT TO GIVE HIM AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX AND PUT HIM ON A FATKINS DIET.....

AND THAT'S WHY I LIKE SANTA, BECAUSE HE'S A FAT BASTARD....WORKS ONE DAY A YEAR..... IS ACTUALLY HAPPY...AND EATS ALL THE COOKIES HE WANTS.....HE REWARDS THE GOOD....AND PUNISHES THE GUILTY....KIND OF LIKE A VIGILANTE WITH GIFTS.

AND ONE LAST THING....I'M TIRED OF EVERY ASSHOLE SLOGAN MARKETING TEAM CHANGING “MERRY CHRISTMAS” TO “HAPPY HOLIDAYS” OR “SEASONS GREETINGS”....SO THEY'RE MORE CULTURALLY SENSITIVE......FUCK YOU.......I DON'T CARE WHO SAYS WHAT, IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS. DEAL WITH IT.....'TIS THE SEASON.....TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING A WHINNING BITCH. LEAVE THE CHRITMAS FOLK ALONE...

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW WHERE I'M COMING FROM, I'M NOT ONE OF THESE PREACHY religious FANTATICS, I DON'T GO TO CHURCH, AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT HUMANITIES ISSUES WITH THE VARIOUS GODS THEY WORSHIP.....
I JUST WANT CHRISTMAS TO BE CHRISTMAS.....WITHOUT SOME FUCKING JACK-ASS TELLING ME NOT TO SING CHRISTMAS SONGS BECAUSE IT HAS A RELIGIOUS OVER-TONE.....

STOP RUINING THE HOLIDAYS NEO-YUPPIE SCUM!
OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH BABY JESUS...

BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF SANTA....OR GET NOTHING

Bah Fuckin' Humbug...

I ordered a new car so I hope it gets here by Christmas

Originally Posted by LAM

I ordered a new car so I hope it gets here by Christmas

What kind? Minivan? j/k

mini van, lol ! no loser cruiser for this bachelor...

I ordered one of the new 2006 Audi RS4's

Originally Posted by LAM

mini van, lol ! no loser cruiser for this bachelor...

I ordered one of the new 2006 Audi RS4's

mmmm, damn that sounds nice. I would love a new car, but seeing as im in college, my student loans dominate my life. No new car until after grad school.

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

mmmm, damn that sounds nice. I would love a new car, but seeing as im in college, my student loans dominate my life. No new car until after grad school.

I love sports cars but as I'm getting older I've moved into the performance sedan phase.

http://www.automobilemag.com/auto_sh...0503_audi_rs4/

Originally Posted by LAM

I love sports cars but as I'm getting older I've moved into the performance sedan phase.

http://www.automobilemag.com/auto_shows/2005_geneva/0503_audi_rs4/

damn that's tight as shit...

Originally Posted by LAM

I love sports cars but as I'm getting older I've moved into the performance sedan phase.

http://www.automobilemag.com/auto_sh...0503_audi_rs4/

The way you make u-turns inthe middle of the street, you should be thinking about one of those vehicles that both the front and rear wheels turns.

PT

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

The way you make u-turns inthe middle of the street, you should be thinking about one of those vehicles that both the front and rear wheels turns.

PT

hey I turn where and when ever the fuck I want to !

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FOR JESUS TO HAVE HIS BESTISIS BIRTHDAY EVER!

See I don't ask for much...

Originally Posted by LAM

mini van, lol ! no loser cruiser for this bachelor...

I ordered one of the new 2006 Audi RS4's

Goddamn.. you suck!

I want one of the new M5's

Source: BMW

2004 marked the 20th anniversary since the launch of the first BMW M5. After three generations, more the 35,000 sales and countless attempts by competitors to emulate its performance and success, the BMW M5 still makes its position as the benchmark. Each successive generation has extended the bounds of both performance and luxury. The last generation M5, the most successful ever, significantly pushed the performance envelope with the first V8 from BMW M, mated to a six-speed transmission.

The all-new fourth generation M5 pushes that envelope

even further with the first V10 engine to power a production sedan. The new V10 produces 507 horsepower and 383 lb-ft of torque by European measure. This new engine is mated to a seven-speed SMG transmission. With this new powertrain the M5 offers the best power-to-weight ratio in its class. In the tradition of BMW M, the chassis has been engineered to keep up with the power while the exterior treatment is subtle, yet distinctive.

First high-revving engine to be featured in a production sedan

This is the first application of a V10 engine in a regular production sedan, if it's possible to call any product from BMW M "regular." It once again sets the benchmark in its class. This engine was engineered to rev, with a redline of 8,250. With 25 percent more power than the previous M5's V8, this new engine offers 100 horsepower per liter of displacement, pure race car territory. The 90o V10 is designed for maximum stiffness and minimum vibration.

The new V10 features double-VANOS variable valve timing. Each cylinder has its own electronically controlled throttle butterfly. The new MS S65 engine management system uses the most powerful processors currently approved for use in automobiles. It has been designed specifically to deal with the V10's high output and high revs as well as the comprehensive controls that are required.

Seven-speed SMG gearbox features Drivelogic

The driver of the new M5 is able to maximize the potential of the new V10 engine with a seven-speed SMG gearbox. Like other BMW SMG gearboxes shifts can be made from either the lever on the center console or the paddles on the steering wheel. Compared to the previous SMG, gear changes happen 20 percent faster with this latest generation SMG, making for smooth, crisp shifts.

With Drivelogic, at the driver's disposal are eleven program options. This enables the SMG's shift characteristics to be tailored to suit the driving situation and the mood. Six of these programs can be selected in the sequential manual gearbox mode (S mode). These programs adjust shifting speed and style because, in the S mode, the driver does all the shifting. In the Drive (D mode) the transmission shifts automatically, depending on which of the five programs is selected, the driving situation, the road speed and the position of the accelerator pedal.

Taken together the drivetrain of the new M5 provides truly awe inspiring performance. From rest 60 miles per hour will be reached in well under five seconds. The rush of acceleration never lets up until the electronically limited top speed of 155 miles per hour. The top speed may be limited but with the speedometer reaching all the way to 205 mph, the mind conjures intriguing possibilities.

The perfect blend of ride comfort and agility

The M5 has long been known for handling that matches its performance, carefully blended with impressive ride comfort. More than just a "tuned" 5 Series suspension, the aluminum suspension on the M5 has been engineered to match its performance. The suspension is mated to 19-inch wheels with performance tires. Keeping power on the road is critical, so the M5 features the Variable M differential lock. By constantly monitoring and comparing the speed of the rear wheels, the Variable M differential lock can ensure that power gets to the drive wheel with the most traction even in extreme driving situations. Its benefits are particularly apparent when accelerating out of a corner.

The Dynamic Stability Control system in the M5 has been designed to suit its performance. Of course, the DSC can be deactivated at the push of a button. The M5's DSC also offers the choice of two driving dynamics programs. One allows DSC to function the way it always has. At the touch of a button, the M Dynamic Mode is engaged which lets DSC facilitate more spirited driving.

To ensure that this level of handling does not compromise ride quality, the new M5 features Electronic Damping Control, with three program modes (comfort, normal, sport). EDC constantly adjusts the suspension to suit the driving conditions.

To complement its performance potential, the M5 is equipped with generously sized high performance brakes with perforated compound brake discs. The aluminum twin-piston brake calipers have been designed for minimum unsprung weight and maximum stiffness. They will haul the new M5 to a stop from 62 mph (100 km/h) in under 120 feet and from 124 mph (200 km/h) in just under 460 feet.

Styling is subtle but purposeful

In the tradition of BMW M, the exterior styling of the new M5 follows the "wolf in sheep's clothing" philosophy. The casual observer may not, at first glance, recognize the M5's performance potential. The less casual observer instantly will. The modified front spoiler and rear apron are instant giveaways. So too are the modified side sills. The wheel arches are more prominent in order to house the generous wheel and tire package. Following BMW M's recent traditions, the new M5 has more aerodynamic exterior mirrors, four tailpipes and exclusive wheels. Similar to the latest M3, the M5 features exclusive gills incorporated into the front fenders.

The exclusive leather interior features sports seats. Other styling touches, from the instrument cluster to the center console and the steering wheel are all unique to the M5. Even the optional head-up display is M-specific.

The all-new BMW M5 once again combines the comfort and amenities one expects of a luxury sedan with the performance capability and driving experience that can be provided by few cars of any type.

- Money
- Supplements

I hope my father comes home.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Well Christmas is around the corner. What's on your wish list?

Christmas is a good time for me to see and visit with relatives that I don't often see (when I used to live in the U.S.).

But overall, it's a busy, stressful time of year, for most folks. Too much materialism; consumerist rituals.

Christmas holidays are a good time to take a vacation out of time, and go somewhere, where the weather is better.

Definately an expensive holiday for me. I may be doing the vacation thing as you suggested in sunny San Diego.

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Tell me this is what I'll get for being naughty.

For Christmas, I want a power cage...and the hot chick.

Originally Posted by LAM

hey I turn where and when ever the fuck I want to !

No shit, hate to see you pissed and on a cycle at the same time

PT

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Well Christmas is around the corner. What's on your wish list?

YOU!!!