Most pathetic attempt to leave IM

**Chain Link** · 10-09-2005, 05:32 PM

First off Id like to give credit to the former two time title holder Luke, who first left IM claiming he had more important things to do

and forgot his login infromation only to return a week later.

And then with his most recent victory, topped even his first performance by actually getting Robert to ban him. We all miss Luke(except Robert.. and Luke.. and the Hetrosexual community of IM), he was really cool.

BUT
His title has been defeated 5 fold by an up and coming IMer not even boasting 200 posts.. thats right, he laid out such a pitiful goodbye thread and nobody even knows who he is..

Having nobody in the universe close enough to claim a second place.. The winner of the,"Most Pathetic Attempt To Leave IM" award is...

Imwithstupid926

With the claim that.. Hes Dead! Of cancer! In the hand.. After a week!

To compliment his exit he also "owned" himself yet again by claiming that the last thing he did while alive was write a farewell note to people he knew on IM.. he even made himself look like a loser in his lies!

Imwithstupid926, We salute you!

Many speculate that his thread is not only a goodbye thread, but also a suicide letter.
After declaring that hes dead, and making sure he gets proper respect. He will likely delete his Everquest accounts and accidentally die some unique and hilarious way while attempting to commit suicide.

**ihateschoolmt** · 10-09-2005, 05:34 PM

No, the way fashong left was way worse. It was disgraceful. Why was luke banned?

**TJ Cline** · 10-09-2005, 05:35 PM

**MyK** · 10-09-2005, 05:39 PM

he did die by the way(of cancer), and then his mom brought him back to life with a defibrillator(SP).

a note of recognition also, goes out to his accomplise. the very very gay KEFE!

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/ga...cat/500/page/1

**Chain Link** · 10-09-2005, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

No, the way fashong left was way worse. It was disgraceful. Why was luke banned?

where can you get all these products? read :)

God or Evolution

Im sure theres alot to it thats been deleted to keep a cleaner feel on the boards but I still miss my dawg.

**ihateschoolmt** · 10-09-2005, 05:54 PM

Anyone remember when johnnny left? He signed up under a name really similar to "duncan donuts" and appoligized to himself. That was my favorite johnnny thread.

**The Monkey Man** · 10-09-2005, 07:53 PM

Luke was a die hard!!!

I wonder if he had to sell his Porsche -

The reason I originally came to IM (under a different user name) was to bag on him -

**min0 lee** · 10-09-2005, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

Anyone remember when johnnny left? He signed up under a name really similar to "duncan donuts" and appoligized to himself. That was my favorite johnnny thread.

That was a classic.

**min0 lee** · 10-09-2005, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Luke was a die hard!!!

I wonder if he had to sell his Porsche -

The reason I originally came to IM (under a different user name) was to bag on him -

Really? What was your name....gorilla boy? I didn't know you were here back then.

**Vieope** · 10-09-2005, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Really? What was your name....gorilla boy? I didn't know you were here back then.

Tell us yours then.

IM people you hate

**min0 lee** · 10-09-2005, 08:18 PM

**ihateschoolmt** · 10-09-2005, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Vieope

Tell us yours then.

IM people you hate

How the fuck does he do that every time? It took him under five minutes to read this thread, fine your post and post it.

**Stu** · 10-09-2005, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

How the fuck does he do that every time? It took him under five minutes to read this thread, fine your post and post it.

i think he has every single thread printed out and stuck on his wall

**Vieope** · 10-09-2005, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

How the fuck does he do that every time? It took him under five minutes to read this thread, fine your post and post it.

Your first time seeing this.
http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...d.php?p=959694

**ihateschoolmt** · 10-09-2005, 08:31 PM

I remember that thread, that shit is weird.

**gococksDJS** · 10-09-2005, 08:33 PM

So Luke was banned because he said he didn't like the board sponsors prices? Sounds kind of shitty to me.

**min0 lee** · 10-09-2005, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

I remember that thread, that shit is weird.

Maybe Stu is right.

**gococksDJS** · 10-09-2005, 08:35 PM

What about PopeBenedictXVI ? He should have never been banned

**Vieope** · 10-09-2005, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

I remember that thread, that shit is weird.

Sorry

**ihateschoolmt** · 10-09-2005, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Maybe Stu is right.

Seriously though, I bet V is smart as shit and has a photographic memory or something close to it.

**ihateschoolmt** · 10-09-2005, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

What about PopeBenedictXVI ? He should have never been banned

I think rob banned all the double names.

**Vieope** · 10-09-2005, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

Seriously though, I bet V is smart as shit and has a photographic memory or something close to it.

Nah

Why are geniouses so proud of their brains?

The best reaction to one of those was from P:
Splenda, Should I Be Concerned ?

**ihateschoolmt** · 10-09-2005, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by Vieope

Nah

Why are geniouses so proud of their brains?

The best reaction to one of those was from P:
Splenda, Should I Be Concerned ?

I remember you saying that about your IQ, but I thought you were joking at the time. What did you use for a test? Mensa or some other test?

**BigDyl** · 10-09-2005, 08:43 PM

**min0 lee** · 10-09-2005, 08:45 PM

It must be the carrots, I need some.

**Vieope** · 10-09-2005, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

I remember you saying that about your IQ, but I thought you were joking at the time. What did you use for a test? Mensa or some other test?

No, I was joking about the IQ thing. I dont believe in it at all.
I did post a thread about something similar though.
Being gifted, maybe that is your problem

**busyLivin** · 10-09-2005, 09:01 PM

I still like adrien's departure. That was fun catching her in a lie

**Vieope** · 10-09-2005, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by busyLivin

I still like adrien's departure. That was fun catching her in a lie

No, I didnt like it. Because I liked her, she seemed to be so sweet.

**Vieope** · 10-09-2005, 09:03 PM

Dont bounce.

**busyLivin** · 10-09-2005, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by Vieope

No, I didnt like it. Because I liked her, she seemed to be so sweet.

good point

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