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  1. 10-19-2005, 08:26 PM #1
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    New banned substance

    Today, a heavily intoxicating and addictive substance called Oxygen was put on Schedule I, making it illegal the use and possession. Junkies are usually seen in parks and streets sniffing that stuff around. A new cult called Yoga that uses the substance to shamanic purposes had all their members shot last saturday.
    Abstinence, craving symptoms include death, getting blue and spasms while the intoxicated mind asks for more.
    Government agencies already aware of the problem increased factories, burned down trees and killed puppies to make the stuff unavailable in a few years.
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  3. 10-19-2005, 08:29 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    A new cult called Yoga that uses the substance to shamanic purposes had all their members shot last saturday.
    Sweet.
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  4. 10-19-2005, 08:31 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Abstinence, craving symptoms include death, getting blue and spasms while the intoxicated mind asks for more.
    Their turning blue, what more could you ask for?
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  5. 10-19-2005, 08:35 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    Their turning blue, what more could you ask for?
    At least they have that.
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  6. 10-19-2005, 08:36 PM #5
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    Under the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, any type of oxygen used by people for breathing and administered by another person is a prescription drug.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Under the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, any type of oxygen used by people for breathing and administered by another person is a prescription drug.
    Does that mean that since plant life takes in carbon dioxide, and excretes oxygen, they are all charged with manufacturing a controlled substance? And if a scuba diving company provides their divers with bottled oxygen, is that posession with intent to distribute?
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  8. 10-20-2005, 09:40 AM #7
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    Yeah, but there are oxygen bars that exist here in the U.S. Right?


    Who goes to these things anyway?
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    Yeah, but there are oxygen bars that exist here in the U.S. Right?


    Who goes to these things anyway?
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  10. 10-20-2005, 10:31 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    Yeah, but there are oxygen bars that exist here in the U.S. Right?


    Who goes to these things anyway?
    Devil Worshippers


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  11. 10-21-2005, 01:34 PM #10
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    Ok I just got a big shipment of 1 kilo tanks of Oxygen from Mexico
    starting at 10 bux a tank
    get them while the getting is good

    also
    I am doing Genetic engineering
    I can make it so that you now breathe Carbon Dioxide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nachez
    Ok I just got a big shipment of 1 kilo tanks of Oxygen from Mexico
    starting at 10 bux a tank
    get them while the getting is good

    also
    I am doing Genetic engineering
    I can make it so that you now breathe Carbon Dioxide.
    Nanchez, someone should punch you in the balls
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