Always be drunk.

**maniclion** · 10-21-2005, 05:06 PM

Always be drunk.
That's it!
The great imperative!
In order not to feel
Time's horrid fardel
bruise your shoulders,
grinding you into the earth,
Get drunk and stay that way.
On what?
On wine, poetry, virtue, whatever.
But get drunk.
And if you sometimes happen to wake up
on the porches of a palace,
in the green grass of a ditch,
in the dismal loneliness of your own room,
your drunkenness gone or disappearing,
ask the wind,
the wave,
the star,
the bird,
the clock,
ask everything that flees,
everything that groans
or rolls
or sings,
everything that speaks,
ask what time it is;
and the wind,
the wave,
the star,
the bird,
the clock
will answer you:
"Time to get drunk!
Don't be martyred slaves of Time,
Get drunk!
Stay drunk!
On wine, virtue, poetry, whatever!"
-Charles Baudelaire

So on that note which wine should I drink tonight? Heineken or Sam Adams O-fest? I'm also no stranger to Smirnoff Triple-Black

No but honestly I think I'll try wine tonight, any recommendations? I'm ill-winerate, I think I'll just buy the first bottle I see with a lion on it.

**BigDyl** · 10-21-2005, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

Always be drunk.
That's it!
The great imperative!
In order not to feel
Time's horrid fardel
bruise your shoulders,
grinding you into the earth,
Get drunk and stay that way.
On what?
On wine, poetry, virtue, whatever.
But get drunk.
And if you sometimes happen to wake up
on the porches of a palace,
in the green grass of a ditch,
in the dismal loneliness of your own room,
your drunkenness gone or disappearing,
ask the wind,
the wave,
the star,
the bird,
the clock,
ask everything that flees,
everything that groans
or rolls
or sings,
everything that speaks,
ask what time it is;
and the wind,
the wave,
the star,
the bird,
the clock
will answer you:
"Time to get drunk!
Don't be martyred slaves of Time,
Get drunk!
Stay drunk!
On wine, virtue, poetry, whatever!"
-Charles Baudelaire

So on that note which wine should I drink tonight? Heineken or Sam Adams O-fest? I'm also no stranger to Smirnoff Triple-Black

No but honestly I think I'll try wine tonight, any recommendations? I'm ill-winerate, I think I'll just buy the first bottle I see with a lion on it.

Don't make me bust out a freestyle that hurts yo ass!

**gococksDJS** · 10-21-2005, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

No but honestly I think I'll try wine tonight, any recommendations? I'm ill-winerate, I think I'll just buy the first bottle I see with a lion on it.

Buy the cheapest, biggest jug of table wine you can find. I bet you can get over a gallon for something like $9. As long as I have no obligations for the two following days, I love getting completely smashed on table wine with my buddies. It's the sloppiest drunk you will ever be, but damn your clinically dead for the next two days. The only way you will remember what clothes you wore out is by looking for the unavoidable red stains all over your shirt and pants.

**maniclion** · 10-21-2005, 08:02 PM

I don't want slovenly drunk, just mildly hoboish. I need to catch a certain train, the one of thought.

**Tough Old Man** · 10-22-2005, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

I don't want slovenly drunk, just mildly hoboish. I need to catch a certain train, the one of thought.

Here's a thought for you. Visit PT here in Mexico and I'll install a hangover for you and service it the next morning with some good old home cookin food

PT

**Mudge** · 10-22-2005, 09:44 PM

4 liters of Sangria (its not bad) for $8-$10 here.

**gococksDJS** · 10-23-2005, 01:24 AM

Hopefully you took my advice. If so, you are probably in a comatose state right now and will remain catatonic until Wednesday or so.

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