How many friends do you have?

**Vieope** · 10-22-2005, 02:42 PM

Real friends.

**P-funk** · 10-22-2005, 02:44 PM

zero

**cheesegrater** · 10-22-2005, 02:58 PM

i was thinking about this the other day......my "friends" meaning people i call up regularly to hang out with, people that call me regularly, people i "like" are:

-a crack addict (who holds down a job at a major oil company and is a university graduate)
-a model who's a great guy, but is the worst wingman ever, starting to show gay tendencies, and does blow too much
-my cousin who i've heard has "tried" men, also does blow too much, and is hopelessly insecure even tho he's shockingly good looking
-a commodities broker who's a great guy, sells roids, does blow every now and then, has tried every roid and GH there is in an effort to look as good as i do (he's damn near admitted as much)
-a restaurant manager who's cool, but insecure over his height (5'6 or so) and calls "dibs" on EVERY girl and drinks too much
-a closet homosexual who makes Richard Simmons seem like the Marlboro Man
-and the most normal one, a 20 year old guy (i'm 27, the other guys all within a year or two of me) who's big, but maybe 30lbs overweight, who's hopelessly inadequate to talk to girls with, but who is as good a guy as you can meet, yet him and my cousin hate each other so i rarely see him cuz my family (cousins and such) is ridiculously close

not that i'm perfect but still.......

last night i went out with my cousin and the model guy.....45 minutes after we get to the bar, they bought blow and went out to his truck to do it, so i ditch and go home (after they were bitching at me all night for not drinking.....simply taking 2-3 weeks off to maximize my cut)......apparently the commodities broker dude and the crack addict dude met up with them and they did blow all night

getting real fucking annoying.....

**min0 lee** · 10-22-2005, 03:12 PM

None, I prefer the company of dogs.

I like my IM friends solely because they can't borrow money from me.

**AnnaDTX** · 10-22-2005, 03:22 PM

My true friend is my ex boyfriend. I no longer am best friends with my bf from school, she turned out to be CRAZY. Like single-white-female crazy. Its a shame because i do miss her, i miss having a girl-friend. So i have lots of friends but no bf's.

Who needs them i have 4 sisters.

**MyK** · 10-22-2005, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

None, I prefer the company of dogs.

I like my IM friends solely because they can't borrow money from me.

got an extra 20?

**Mudge** · 10-22-2005, 03:31 PM

Anna and her four sisters are my new best friends.

**min0 lee** · 10-22-2005, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

got an extra 20?

**lnvanry** · 10-22-2005, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by cheesegrater

i was thinking about this the other day......my "friends" meaning people i call up regularly to hang out with, people that call me regularly, people i "like" are:

-a crack addict (who holds down a job at a major oil company and is a university graduate)
-a model who's a great guy, but is the worst wingman ever, starting to show gay tendencies, and does blow too much
-my cousin who i've heard has "tried" men, also does blow too much, and is hopelessly insecure even tho he's shockingly good looking
-a commodities broker who's a great guy, sells roids, does blow every now and then, has tried every roid and GH there is in an effort to look as good as i do (he's damn near admitted as much)
-a restaurant manager who's cool, but insecure over his height (5'6 or so) and calls "dibs" on EVERY girl and drinks too much
-a closet homosexual who makes Richard Simmons seem like the Marlboro Man
-and the most normal one, a 20 year old guy (i'm 27, the other guys all within a year or two of me) who's big, but maybe 30lbs overweight, who's hopelessly inadequate to talk to girls with, but who is as good a guy as you can meet, yet him and my cousin hate each other so i rarely see him cuz my family (cousins and such) is ridiculously close

not that i'm perfect but still.......

last night i went out with my cousin and the model guy.....45 minutes after we get to the bar, they bought blow and went out to his truck to do it, so i ditch and go home (after they were bitching at me all night for not drinking.....simply taking 2-3 weeks off to maximize my cut)......apparently the commodities broker dude and the crack addict dude met up with them and they did blow all night

getting real fucking annoying.....

sounds like your "friends" need to put the straw down

I've had many old friends like...I watched develop the habit here at school. When people start to plan their night around drugs instead of planning a night and coming across some drugs, it has gotten OC (outofcontrol)

**lnvanry** · 10-22-2005, 04:00 PM

as far as real friends go I have 2...people I would ask to do anything...take care of my children for me (if I even had any).

Everything else is friendly, but not real

**The Joker** · 10-22-2005, 04:54 PM

jesus is my freind

**The Joker** · 10-22-2005, 04:55 PM

nah i'm just kidding i have tons of freinds i have freinds that i go to other planets with and freinds that have superpowers and freinds that are just trying to make a livin on the outskirts of space that and i have my dogs.

**BigDyl** · 10-22-2005, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by Mudge

Anna and her four sisters are my new best friends.

Anna's mine pal, we gonna have to take this outside?

**maniclion** · 10-22-2005, 05:37 PM

I have many friends they just don't know about it yet.

**min0 lee** · 10-22-2005, 05:39 PM

BigDyl is my friend but he doesn't answer my phone calls.

**bulletproof1** · 10-22-2005, 05:42 PM

mino and i are friends with benefits. does that count?

**BigDyl** · 10-22-2005, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

BigDyl is my friend but he doesn't answer my phone calls.

It wasnt the calls so much. It was the messages written in blood on the wall...

**01warrior** · 10-22-2005, 05:49 PM

i have 5 or 6 real close friends and then the other im buddys with a school and what not and most of my friends got serious drug problems similar to cheesegrater i dont no what it is maybe bc i live in a small area but so many kids have over dose and die , bc good portion of them use heroin , coke , all kinds of pills at 15 16 years old they started. some of the kids are preety twisted one night i got suckerd into doin it what a good friend he was, never again tho

**min0 lee** · 10-22-2005, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by bulletproof1

mino and i are friends with benefits. does that count?

**TJ Cline** · 10-22-2005, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by The Joker

jesus is my freind

I was friends with Jesus also but got sick of his self riotous attitude

**gococksDJS** · 10-22-2005, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I was friends with Jesus also but got sick of his self riotous attitude

Foreman, Foreman, why have you forsaken him?

**DOMS** · 10-22-2005, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Anna's mine pal, we gonna have to take this outside?

That's a good idea. It's better that you not bleed on the carpet.

**BigDyl** · 10-22-2005, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by cfs3

That's a good idea. It's better that you not bleed on the carpet.

Let's assume for a moment you had his back. We'll then, I would subdue you with anime porn, whilist dawning my full ninja GI. From there I would proceed to use my urban ninja skills to kick mudges 600 LB shruggin' ass. Just remember: You can't beat a ninja.

Proof:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

**TJ Cline** · 10-22-2005, 07:26 PM

Dear Stupid idiots,

A lot of you have been signing my guest book and saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some “code of honor”, just because you read Ching Chong’s guide to ninjas and codes and stuff. Yeah right! You shouldn’t believe everything you read. If by “code of honor”, you mean “code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet”, then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads", then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.

No thank you,

Robert

p.s.

you are dummies

**Platinum** · 10-22-2005, 07:45 PM

I have a lot of friends of a Friday and Saturday night, but their multi-coulered, trippy neoned asses disappear in the morning.

**Shae** · 10-22-2005, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

None, I prefer the company of dogs.

I like my IM friends solely because they can't borrow money from me.

You and me both.

**Tough Old Man** · 10-22-2005, 08:51 PM

A few

**DOMS** · 10-22-2005, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Let's assume for a moment you had his back. We'll then, I would subdue you with anime porn, whilist dawning my full ninja GI. From there I would proceed to use my urban ninja skills to kick mudges 600 LB shruggin' ass. Just remember: You can't beat a ninja.

Proof:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

So, what is the Glycemic Index of a ninja?

**Mudge** · 10-22-2005, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I was friends with Jesus also but got sick of his self riotous attitude

He started riots?

**BigDyl** · 10-22-2005, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by cfs3

So, what is the Glycemic Index of a ninja?

Lets just say the blood glucose reponse to them (I) is insanely high. That is until they make your heart stop pumpin' blood.

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