Reply With QuoteI remember one time in my Ninja day's I had a calculator/scheduler with a programmable tv remote in it. I dressed in my Ninja uniform and hid under the buffet chest in the dining room. My dad was watching tv and during commercials I would start flipping stations, he kept hitting the remote thinking it was malfunctioning. Then he took the batteries out and it still kept happening. He checked the buttons on the tv to make sure they weren't stuck. Finally he started cussing and yelling, it was so funny I laughed and he heard me. He grabbed my foot and dragged me from beneath the buffet, saw the scheduler in my hand and knew what was up. He told me I better stop it or he was going to Ninja my ass with his belt. I karate chopped his wrist making him drop the device, caught it before it hit the ground and ran out the garage door. He locked me out and told me I'd have to Ninja my dinner that night.
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10-26-2005, 04:02 PM #1Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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5. Dylan
man with the speed of a cat and reflexes of a ninja who has defeated the ninjas that have come before him to become the ulitmate shogun. Loved by noone, he is constantly haunted by dylan scouts
Hater: *Drops fork*
Dylan: WTF!? *Flips out and Kills town.
11. dylan
Phattest pimp nigger in this hemisphere. So badass that he will rape your mom while you watch and cry like a little bitch.
"your mom got skull fucked too! When is this madness going to stop!!" never.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DylanTotal ownage.
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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NINJA
An intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lighs in the room
second, you start banging the girl in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in her ass and pull out so she "does not know"
fourth, you jump to her side scream NINJA and punch her in the face.
Jenny: damn, i got ninjad pretty hard last night.
Me: Yeah i fucking owned you
LMAO.
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LOL I was trying to sneeze but laughing so hard it wouldnt come out. Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt
Eventually it just went away
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