The Honkey Thread

[Dale Mabry]

This thread is for white people to discuss white things...

Anyone catch 7th heaven the other night? Also, what is a good way to get a cafe latte stain out of a pair of cotton dockers? No, the stain isn't in the back.

[BigDyl]

I do say my dear chap, that sounds like an awfully horrendus stain. Oh, my.

[goandykid]

On a white note, fuck all asian cars. I needed a jump to get to school today, which caused em to have to reset my entire stereo. It requires a code to work once u have the jump b/c it prevents ppl from stealing ur stereo and jsut installing it in your car.

The code is 4 digits, one of 73892749821 fucking 4 digit sequences on diff pieces of paper i received w/ the car. I am now locked out of my stereo system and clock.

Fuck you mitsubishi.

[maniclion]

Throw the dockers away and get some new ones. Like the good George W. Bush say's "Consumerism is the key to good economy." Who really cares if we might run out of stuff in the future right, I mean we can just steal it from some poor country where the people don't need to block the sun from their already baked skin. Oh 7th Heaven was "the Bomb" ha ha I said "the Bomb" I feel like I'm getting "Jiggity-boo" with it. Enough of these shenanigans my hands are trembling with fright.

[Dale Mabry]

Throw the dockers away and get some new ones. Like the good George W. Bush say's "Consumerism is the key to good economy." Who really cares if we might run out of stuff in the future right, I mean we can just steal it from some poor country where the people don't need to block the sun from their already baked skin. Oh 7th Heaven was "the Bomb" ha ha I said "the Bomb" I feel like I'm getting "Jiggity-boo" with it. Enough of these shenanigans my hands are trembling with fright.

Hey, this is a honkey thread and that post has entirely too much funk. Tweak the high end.

[BigDyl]

Throw the dockers away and get some new ones. Like the good George W. Bush say's "Consumerism is the key to good economy." Who really cares if we might run out of stuff in the future right, I mean we can just steal it from some poor country where the people don't need to block the sun from their already baked skin. Oh 7th Heaven was "the Bomb" ha ha I said "the Bomb" I feel like I'm getting "Jiggity-boo" with it. Enough of these shenanigans my hands are trembling with fright.

Yes, none of this black stuff, your "hip hop," or "rap" music. I don't "dig it." I'm not "down" I'm not "going with the flow." I'm not "too legit." How dreadful.

[Dale Mabry]

Don't go there Dyl, don't go there.

[BigDyl]

Don't go there Dyl, don't go there.

He knows I'm messing with him.

[maniclion]

Hey, this is a honkey thread and that post has entirely too much funk. Tweak the high end.

You ostentatious, pretentious, pompous ninny. How dare you accuse me of being with the "funk" as you say.

[maniclion]

Pretty funny, white boys trying to act white and failing miserably,

[Dale Mabry]

You shant besmirch in such an uncivilized way.

[BigDyl]

Fare Thee well! I shall go sack the weight room!

[Shae]

God, you should of seen me when I came home from the resturant.

I went into my room and got into my boxers and my bra and turned on some good ol' rock-n-roll!!

[cappo5150]

I'm mexican and sneeking into this thread...

[Dale Mabry]

I'm mexican and sneeking into this thread...

Here, have a nice big slice of scram!

[Shae]

^

Tell him off dude!