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BODYBUILDERS..be careful what you wish for!
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10-27-2005, 11:34 AM #1Registered User
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BODYBUILDERS..be careful what you wish for!
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.
"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream."
So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."
So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
She said, "You now have 3 wishes."
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger."
She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"
I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"
Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"
I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"
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Come on Clemson, the story would suck if the guy was a cow...(and the streak continues)
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The thought of that jenie's hot ass womanly body makes me even more depressed
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seriously dude, are you like this in real life? Originally Posted by gococksDJS
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Well I don't mooo, so you wouldn't want to fuck me if that's what you mean. Originally Posted by clemson357
(haha, you make it to easy)
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I'd love three wishes to come true but three wouldn't be enough. I'd spend them on dumb things like fucking Mino lee
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clemson sent me some recent pics Originally Posted by clemson357
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Even Asian girls are disappointed in clemsons...little problem
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10-27-2005, 09:29 PM #10the unbanned
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Foreman, goddamn it, can you please have some respect for the rest of the group! that it so repulsive!
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10-27-2005, 09:29 PM #11the unbanned
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seriously who does shit like that?
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10-27-2005, 09:37 PM #12Registered User
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I have no respect for myself so why should I have any for others
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10-27-2005, 09:41 PM #13the unbanned
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I have nothing to say to that! you win! Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I have no respect for myself so why should I have any for others
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10-27-2005, 09:44 PM #14Registered User
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10-27-2005, 09:56 PM #15happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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WOW! I have more confidence than ever Originally Posted by MyK
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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Youve finally made it into my sig! Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I have no respect for myself so why should I have any for others
Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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10-27-2005, 10:26 PM #18Back from the dead
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Foreman, Dale's going to be pissed when he finds out you put his pictures on the internet.
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10-27-2005, 10:30 PM #19the unbanned
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congratulations! you have a bigger dick than the guy with the smallest dick on the internet!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by god hand
WOW! I have more confidence than ever
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10-27-2005, 10:33 PM #20Registered User
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I throught you had the smallest dick on the internet? They cant measure your cock in inches! Originally Posted by MyK
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10-27-2005, 10:39 PM #21the unbanned
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Originally Posted by god hand
I throught you had the smallest dick on the internet? They cant measure your cock in inches!
LMA......oh wait, that aint funny!
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There's nothing funny about the truth bitch! Originally Posted by MyK
LMA......oh wait, that aint funny! Originally Posted by ForemanRules;
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Crap..............I knew I shouldnt have let out the truth. Originally Posted by god hand
Youve finally made it into my sig! 
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