Thread: wtf

**goandykid** · 10-27-2005, 06:18 PM

women, if we ask you a fucking question, answer it.

**TJ Cline** · 10-27-2005, 06:19 PM

sorry

**ihateschoolmt** · 10-27-2005, 06:21 PM

Owned.

**goandykid** · 10-27-2005, 06:22 PM

i forgive you foreman

i needed an aggression outlet since i cant do it directly to this person

**goandykid** · 10-27-2005, 06:22 PM

girl trouble, i cant wait till im done w/ this high school bullshit

**goandykid** · 10-27-2005, 06:22 PM

and i like ur new journal schooolmt

**ihateschoolmt** · 10-27-2005, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by goandykid

girl trouble, i cant wait till im done w/ this high school bullshit

Me either dude.

**goandykid** · 10-27-2005, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

Me either dude.

O thats right, you can relate.

rant:

I can't stand when girls are pissed and act like they arent. Or when they obviously ignore or do something pissy to you and say they didnt mean to.

Silent treatment sucks, and if we DIDN'T MEAN to piss you off, don't act like you'll never forgive us. Guys have a much shorter attention plan, so don't think we're gonna fucking wait on u.

thats it, thanks for the audience

**goandykid** · 10-27-2005, 06:36 PM

and we dont fucking get hints either ladies, so stop that shit

and stop putting quotes in ur AIM profiles that "mean " things

**ihateschoolmt** · 10-27-2005, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by goandykid

and stop putting quotes in ur AIM profiles that "mean " things

Some guys I know put that shit in there.

**goandykid** · 10-27-2005, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

Some guys I know put that shit in there.

lol, we shuld start to.

repay the fucking favor. I just ended this conversation with her, and i cant fucking stand pissy girls. Ima blame it on PMS, lol.

the situation is like this:
i was sposed to take her out to lunch tuesday, but being the young child i am, an admininstrotr took my phone away, so i couldnt call ehr to get her

i dint know where she was or vice versa

she thnks i blew her off, fuck her, get over it

**goandykid** · 10-27-2005, 06:43 PM

and the only way to "repair" this is "communication" which frankly, girls, you suck.

the mental difference between guys and girls is that guys argue using logic.

**ihateschoolmt** · 10-27-2005, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by goandykid

and the only way to "repair" this is "communication" which frankly, girls, you suck.

the mental difference between guys and girls is that guys argue using logic.

**ihateschoolmt** · 10-27-2005, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by goandykid

lol, we shuld start to.

repay the fucking favor. I just ended this conversation with her, and i cant fucking stand pissy girls. Ima blame it on PMS, lol.

the situation is like this:
i was sposed to take her out to lunch tuesday, but being the young child i am, an admininstrotr took my phone away, so i couldnt call ehr to get her

i dint know where she was or vice versa

she thnks i blew her off, fuck her, get over it

Some times you just have to slap the bitch out of her. Works for me.

**goandykid** · 10-27-2005, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

Some times you just have to slap the bitch out of her. Works for me.

lol, if i could reach through the computer i probly would. I needta go buy myself come porn, beer, and chipotle and make myself feel better.

**goandykid** · 10-27-2005, 06:47 PM

ladies you have jsut witnessed the profound effect you have on guys' patience

**gococksDJS** · 10-27-2005, 06:49 PM

I guarantee you she will shut up if you but it in her ass...

**Vieope** · 10-27-2005, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by goandykid

and stop putting quotes in ur AIM profiles that "mean " things

"What about your girlfriend?

Well, things are gettin' pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day... so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious. I'm just really tryin' to raise a few bucks right now so I can bring her around for a few days.

Yep. Well, what's she look like?

She's uh-- she's got sandy blonde hair. She's, uh, pretty-look-- pretty good-looking face, but... I'm just gettin' really-- just kinda T.O.'d because, I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet. "

Napoleon Dynamite

**maniclion** · 10-27-2005, 07:36 PM

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

As Good As It Gets

**Dale Mabry** · 10-27-2005, 07:53 PM

goandykid...

This is your mother...I said no you may not go out past 11pm, I know you have been taking the pot and when your father gets home he is going to give you something to cry about, so stop posting about me on the board.

**Tough Old Man** · 10-27-2005, 07:56 PM

(W)hy (T)rain on (F)ridays. Cause it goes with Mon and Wed's

**gococksDJS** · 10-27-2005, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

goandykid...

This is your mother...I said no you may not go out past 11pm, I know you have been taking the pot and when your father gets home he is going to give you something to cry about, so stop posting about me on the board.

Im here honey, let me handle this little assbag. Goandykid, Your mother Dale tells me you've been taking the pot? I took pot once and I got the gay for three damn years. All kinds of penis's going in and out of my ass and I LOVED IT. Couldn't do shit about it, that's how bad the gay gets you. Praise the lord your mother Dale came along and sexed all that gay out of me. Who knew a woman with a 12" penis could cure the gay? Now respect your mother boy and get off the damn internet, and if I find you taking the pot, im going to make you wish you had the gay, that way your boyfriend could love you up nice after I kick your ass.

**Dale Mabry** · 10-27-2005, 08:05 PM

Please, you gots the gay for life n*gga.

**BigDyl** · 10-27-2005, 08:59 PM

Everyones gay.

**MyK** · 10-27-2005, 09:50 PM

Ihateschool and goandykid are fukkin rookies! LMAO I can so relate to you when I was your age!

look chicks have been working the social angle when we were too busy playin basketball during grade school! there so advanced compared to us! you have no chance unless you edjucate yourself!

pm me if you want me to give some direction!

**gococksDJS** · 10-27-2005, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Please, you gots the gay for life n*gga.

n*gga pleazzz, You know I got the gay on lock down. That's how I pimp your ass to all my homies. Come here Dale, Nasty Nate wants some cocktail............fruit.

**themamasan** · 10-27-2005, 10:33 PM

My Story:

Girl A and I always flirt w/ each other at work. Girl A tells girl B she really likes me and wants to date me. Girl B is a great friend of mine and tells me about what she said about me (without girl A knowing). I'm like "cool...good to know" as I am semi-interested. I ask Girl A out...she accepts, then cancels. I ask her out again a few weeks later...she says yes, then cancels. SO I am like

Now..today she still flirts with me as I pretty much ignore her. I believe she is playing "hard to get" but in the process has completely blown her chances with me.

Moral of the story = Girls are stupid.

**gococksDJS** · 10-27-2005, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by themamasan

My Story:

Girl A and I always flirt w/ each other at work. Girl A tells girl B she really likes me and wants to date me. Girl B is a great friend of mine and tells me about what she said about me (without girl A knowing). I'm like "cool...good to know" as I am semi-interested. I ask Girl A out...she accepts, then cancels. I ask her out again a few weeks later...she says yes, then cancels. SO I am like

Now..today she still flirts with me as I pretty much ignore her. I believe she is playing "hard to get" but in the process has completely blown her chances with me.

Moral of the story = Girls are stupid.

And all that time you could have been jacking your dick...

**themamasan** · 10-27-2005, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

And all that time you could have been jacking your dick...

I was

**goandykid** · 10-28-2005, 04:28 PM

lol, a good "women suck" thread

I would take any advice from someone w/ ron jeremy on their avatar myk, post it freely, haha

I can get along great w/ girls UP UNTIL the seriousness/relationship part

stop asking for signs, stop looking too far into things, and stop needing me so much

This girls about 2 days away from losing contact with permanente, themamasan

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