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A Very Sick Fuck
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10-27-2005, 09:28 PM #1Senior Member
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A Very Sick Fuck
Today I was at Home Depot picking up windows for my home gym. This guy in front of me starts chatting. About a min into the convo he turns and here's all this wax build up hanging from this fuckers ears.
No I know I go by Tough Old Man but I almost didn't have the balls to say something. About that time he looks at my cart and says " window problems". I look at him and say "EAR WAX PROBLEMS". He looked at me and just turned away. About that time Linda says to me that wasn't nice. I looked at her and with a loud voice, I said neither is looking at those fucks ears of his. He need's to go down the isle and find so fucking drano and root them ears out.
The guy turns around and says to me I have a real problem. I tell him not really I'm on steroids and don't need viagra that my wife loves me and buys Q-tips.
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10-27-2005, 09:32 PM #2the unbanned
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10-27-2005, 09:36 PM #3Registered User
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Mr compassion
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10-27-2005, 10:31 PM #4Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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Raw man, thats fucked up.
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10-27-2005, 10:32 PM #5Back from the dead
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hahaha, man I would have loved to see that.....
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10-28-2005, 12:16 AM #6Registered User
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lol...lmfao!!!
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10-28-2005, 12:59 AM #7Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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You should have asked him if he was a candlemaker. You grow your own wax I see.
Thanks for the laughs Toughy.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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10-28-2005, 01:04 AM #8Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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haha most of us would have just stood there secretly disgusted, good one.
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10-28-2005, 01:09 AM #9Registered User
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Hilarious. Hey Tough Man, is that the wife in your avatar, the one who tries to beat up on you all the time? She's literally 1/3 your size!
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10-28-2005, 02:11 AM #10pepper rocks!!!
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good story tough!!!
fucking ear-wax
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10-28-2005, 02:53 AM #11Member
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thats some funny shit your lucky he heard u with all that shit in his ears lol i feel sorry for his baber
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That's Linda. She's 4' 10" tall and 98 lbs.
Originally Posted by SubliminalX
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