Keep Pepper in your prayers.....

**gococksDJS** · 10-30-2005, 12:39 AM

BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKING CLEMSON LOST TO GEORGIA TECH. I rarely drink, and I never post while drunk, but Carolina beat Tennessee, and that would have been good enough on its own. But Clemsux lost to Georgia Tech. To you Clemson fans, seeing as this doesn't have to do with livestock, I'll have to talk in laymans terms. Reggie Merriweather left his fingers at home, and Whitehurst threw an interception to cap off the oh so beautiful loss. Carolina has indeed lost the last 12 games against Tennessee and Peyton mother fucking Manning was there to retire his jersey. Well Peyton watched a cock get shoved up Tennessee's ass. Hey Pepper, Clemson whatever and all other shitty orange fans, you helped GT move within one win of their 9th straight bowl bid.I know Carolina's season has been less than stellar to say the least, and I'm sure Ill here plenty of "We have a livestock program, we don't sodomize animals", "That is not my sister, I promise...uh I thought she wasn't my sister" and "Shut the fuck up, name one thing Carolina is better at than Clemson" but I'll name one thing. Carolina beat a ranked team tonight, while Clemson was off thinking about the fall harvest and got an ear of corn in the anus from powerhouse Georgia "do they even have a football program?" Tech. Say what you want, and Carolina may lose to Clemson this year, but for now I'll watch you swallow that load that GT left in your mouth!!! Tigers???? Fuck a tiger, go Gamecocks, and Keystone light is good no matter what anyone says.

**TJ Cline** · 10-30-2005, 12:43 AM

I'm praying right now

**gococksDJS** · 10-30-2005, 12:45 AM

Trust me, if that cat were in Clemson, it would be praying........................................... ..........for the sake of it's rectal cavity.

**kbm8795** · 10-30-2005, 09:21 AM

so...everyone here kindly step to the rear. . .and let a winner lead the way...

http://secsports.com/mp3/usc_fight.mp3

**gococksDJS** · 10-30-2005, 04:58 PM

Holy hell, I don't remember doing this last night. Not to mention the fact that I woke up with a fat chick, which also happened when USC won the NIT. So I guess you could say Gamecock football=sex with fat chicks. Sorry to all you Clemson fans, I was drunk.

**Pepper** · 10-31-2005, 07:11 AM

Wow.

I'd like to tell you that this type of crap is unusual for Gamecock fans, but I can't do it. This is pretty much their standard rant. I guess their fixation on farm animals is self-explanatory. Also, "fat" and "USC chick" is redundant. The only thing missing is the "our conference is better than yours" routine.

I wish I could get that excited after beating the #23 ranked team in the country, one with an impressive 3-3 record. However, since we have beaten Miami and FSU recently and waxed that very same Tennessee team in a bowl, I just don't see the big deal.

However, since your students have torn down the goal posts after beating New Mexico State, I guess I should have anticipated your excitement. You remember that, that was the first win in 13 games by the LAST saviour coach you guys turned to.

**maniclion** · 10-31-2005, 12:52 PM

Did that fat chick look something like this? or fatter?

**CancerNV** · 10-31-2005, 01:10 PM

When I first read the title I thought of the band named Pepper. I have been praying for their death for the past 7 months.

**Pepper** · 11-20-2005, 11:14 AM

**clemson357** · 11-21-2005, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Pepper

**clemson357** · 11-21-2005, 08:54 PM

gococks? where are you?

**gococksDJS** · 11-21-2005, 08:56 PM

I'm right here. I know Carolina lost.

**clemson357** · 11-21-2005, 08:58 PM

guess what else:

http://www.thetigernet.com/view/story.do?id=5263

**clemson357** · 11-21-2005, 08:58 PM

what is USC ranked?

**clemson357** · 11-21-2005, 09:00 PM

does anyone know what USC is ranked?

**gococksDJS** · 11-21-2005, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by clemson357

what is USC ranked?

Yes I know Clemson is 25 in the AP poll. But Carolina did break the top 20 in the AP poll, USA Today Poll, and was #23 in the BCS poll. These numbers may be confusing for you, so let me help, as far as the number of polls go, 3 sheep is more than 1 sheep, and as far as rank goes, 19 sheep is lower than 25 sheep, dig?

**gococksDJS** · 11-21-2005, 09:04 PM

Not to mention that Clemson didn't even crack the top 30 until Rivalry weekend.

**kbm8795** · 11-21-2005, 10:03 PM

So. . .will we be playing http://secsports.com/mp3/usc_fight.mp3 in Tampa at the Outback Bowl or will I be heading to Atlanta for the Peach Bowl?

**clemson357** · 11-22-2005, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Yes I know Clemson is 25 in the AP poll. But Carolina did break the top 20 in the AP poll, USA Today Poll, and was #23 in the BCS poll. These numbers may be confusing for you, so let me help, as far as the number of polls go, 3 sheep is more than 1 sheep, and as far as rank goes, 19 sheep is lower than 25 sheep, dig?

I believe Clemson was ranked 17th when they were 2-0. Shit, Florida State was ranked 12th at one point. What the fuck difference does it make? It matters how you FINISH the season, not what the highest rank you got to at some arbitrary intermediate point.

**Pepper** · 11-23-2005, 02:28 PM

GoCocks can't get over his sheep obsession.

That's ok. Clemson has a better school, better campus, better football team...I am sure it must be frustrating to him. So he goes on and on about banging sheep. Immature, but harmless and, as I said earlier, typical for USC fans.

**Pepper** · 11-23-2005, 02:29 PM

By the way, the big win that got this tread started...Vandy did the same fucking thing.

**naturaltan** · 11-23-2005, 02:38 PM

Goga

**Pepper** · 11-23-2005, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by naturaltan

Goga

Ahhhh...yes.

**clemson357** · 11-24-2005, 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by Pepper

Clemson has a better school, better campus, better football team...

actually, when I explained that to him he was surprised that people actually judge schools based on objective measures, rather than just blind obsession.

**clemson357** · 11-24-2005, 07:41 AM

btw, does anyone know what USC is ranked?

**min0 lee** · 11-24-2005, 08:42 AM

Damn! Everytime I see this I think Pepper the Mod is in his deathbed.

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