Ten Things to keep him happy

**wetnwild** · 10-30-2005, 10:55 PM

agree or disagree?

1. Always greet him with a
KBB.(kiss,Beer,Blow Job)

2. Always have him fed (most men perfer meat) Pref Good home cooking

3. Let him win once in a
while.

4. Let him sleep in.

5. never deny him sex.

6. make him breakfast in
bed

7. give him a compliment at least once a week.

8. make sure the remote is handy when he sits ti watch tv.

9. Keep your self in good shape.

10. Let him sleep with other women.

**lnvanry** · 10-30-2005, 10:56 PM

everything but #1 ia great w/ me, but realistically you'll be lucky to get 3/10

**MyK** · 10-30-2005, 10:58 PM

**wetnwild** · 10-30-2005, 10:58 PM

No that's what i would do, or have done

**TJ Cline** · 10-30-2005, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by wetnwild

No that's what i would do, or have done

ok dude

**ST240** · 10-30-2005, 11:06 PM

**wetnwild** · 10-30-2005, 11:10 PM

So who is the attention whore? Me or Foremanrules?

**TJ Cline** · 10-30-2005, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by wetnwild

So who is the attention whore? Me or Foremanrules?

The dude who is pretending to be a girl

And you're not doing a very good job of it I might add...
wetnwild

was your second choice Double D???

Come on bro you could have tried to be more subtle

**wetnwild** · 10-30-2005, 11:24 PM

I like BIGS AND I cannot lie, those other broterhs can deny, but when a girl walks
in with a itity bitty waist.......

**TJ Cline** · 10-30-2005, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by wetnwild

I like BIGS AND I cannot lie, those other broterhs can deny, but when a girl walks
in with a itity bitty waist.......

*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

**wetnwild** · 10-30-2005, 11:48 PM

And you're not doing a very good job of it I might add...
wetnwild was your second choice Double D???
Come on bro you could have tried to be more subtle

So What is giving me a way? ?

I really am a women?
Thanks for the words on the songs..

**Mudge** · 10-31-2005, 12:00 AM

There is a spoof of that song I Like Big Bibles and I Cannot Lie.

**min0 lee** · 10-31-2005, 05:16 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

ok dude

**min0 lee** · 10-31-2005, 05:20 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

The dude who is pretending to be a girl

And you're not doing a very good job of it I might add...
wetnwild

was your second choice Double D???

Come on bro you could have tried to be more subtle

This my field Foreman I'll take from here. I specialize in cases like these....

**HANK-VISSER** · 10-31-2005, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by wetnwild

And you're not doing a very good job of it I might add...
wetnwild was your second choice Double D???
Come on bro you could have tried to be more subtle

So What is giving me a way? ?

I really am a women?
Thanks for the words on the songs..

there is only one thing you can do to prove it:

make a picture with you completely naked and holding a paper that says: ''this is for you hank-v i hope you like''

**Nate K** · 10-31-2005, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by HANK-VISSER

there is only one thing you can do to prove it:

make a picture with you completely naked and holding a paper that says: ''this is for you hank-v i hope you like''

HAHAHa! yeah do that shit.

**TJ Cline** · 10-31-2005, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by HANK-VISSER

there is only one thing you can do to prove it:

make a picture with you completely naked and holding a paper that says: ''this is for you hank-v i hope you like''

We will accept naked pics of your sister also........you can say its you

**Tough Old Man** · 10-31-2005, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by wetnwild

agree or disagree?

1. Always greet him with a
KBB.(kiss,Beer,Blow Job)

2. Always have him fed (most men perfer meat) Pref Good home cooking

3. Let him win once in a
while.

4. Let him sleep in.

5. never deny him sex.

6. make him breakfast in
bed

7. give him a compliment at least once a week.

8. make sure the remote is handy when he sits ti watch tv.

9. Keep your self in good shape.

10. Let him sleep with other women.

None of the above. All I need is TEN (10) one hundred thousand dollar bills.

**myCATpowerlifts** · 10-31-2005, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

We will accept naked pics of your sister also........you can say its you

Yea, I 2nd this!!!

**THEUNIT(XXL)** · 10-31-2005, 04:19 PM

Well? where the pictures at wetnwild?
hurry up witht that shit!

**myCATpowerlifts** · 10-31-2005, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by THEUNIT(XXL)

Well? where the pictures at wetnwild?
hurry up witht that shit!

Damn it's taking so long!!!

**wetnwild** · 10-31-2005, 10:03 PM

there is only one thing you can do to prove it:

make a picture with you completely naked and holding a paper that says: ''this is for you hank-v i hope you like''

OK you want naked pictures their on the way...wait how is that going to prove it's me?
i have hot friends too. how about me naked with my back showing and my friend holding a news paper with her tits shown? Trust me we are all women........

**TJ Cline** · 10-31-2005, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by wetnwild

there is only one thing you can do to prove it:

make a picture with you completely naked and holding a paper that says: ''this is for you hank-v i hope you like''

OK you want naked pictures their on the way...wait how is that going to prove it's me?
i have hot friends too. how about me naked with my back showing and my friend holding a news paper with her tits shown? Trust me we are all women........

We all know you are a man......we just want naked pics of your sister

**wetnwild** · 10-31-2005, 10:11 PM

ok....Foremanrules

**TJ Cline** · 10-31-2005, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by wetnwild

ok....Foremanrules

Ok creepy dude

**HANK-VISSER** · 11-01-2005, 04:17 AM

[QUOTE=wetnwild]there is only one thing you can do to prove it:

make a picture with you completely naked and holding a paper that says: ''this is for you hank-v i hope you like''

i have hot friends too. how about me naked with my back showing and my friend holding a news paper with her tits shown?

ok please do

**Bazooka Tooth** · 11-01-2005, 06:27 AM

My gf always says that I think with my penis and the next minute she wants to blow my brains out, whats the deal?

**The13ig13adWolf** · 11-01-2005, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth

My gf always says that I think with my penis and the next minute she wants to blow my brains out, whats the deal?

are you complaining??? LOL...

**Bazooka Tooth** · 11-01-2005, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by The13ig13adWolf

are you complaining??? LOL...

no, its a joke...

**The13ig13adWolf** · 11-01-2005, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth

no, its a joke...

good thing...

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