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TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested at a bar where witnesses told police the women were having sex in a restroom stall, angering patrons waiting in line.
Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday. Witnesses said the women were having sex with each other in a stall at the club in the Channelside district.
They were kicked off the team Monday for violating a signed code that bans conduct embarrassing to the team or organization, Panthers spokesman Charlie Dayton said.
Thomas was charged with battery for allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver's license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa.
Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for Sunday's game between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be.
Detectives were trying to determine how Thomas got the driver's license of a third cheerleader.
Providing police with a false name is a misdemeanor. However, Thomas was charged Monday with giving a false name and causing harm to another - a third-degree felony punishable by probation or a jail term of 1 to 5 years, said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy.
Keathley, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, was released on $750 bail about an hour before the Panthers played the Bucs at Raymond James Stadium.
The Panthers cheerleaders were not in town to perform at the game.
Panthers cheerleaders, Renee Thomas (left) and Angela Keathley shown in their mugshots. (Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office / Associated Press)


Sounds like they need Jesus.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
Oh god!This reminds me of one time back in highschool. I was in my radio production class and my teacher told a story that happend earlier in the day. A freshman girl went into the girls bathroom and in one of the stalls she could see 3 pairs of feet and could hear sounds of pleasure. The freshman goes to my teacher and my teacher took it to the director of the communications department (my teacher is a guy and the director is a woman). She goes in, busts the door of the stall down and the director finds 3 senior chicks: one with her pants down, one with her top off, and one butt naked. The director goes, "What are you doing?" One of the girls were like, "Ditching class." The three got expelld.
And all through when I was done with school senior year, I'd walk in the bathroom with a bottle of ky jelly because the fuckin teachers would not tell me which bathroom stall the girls had their threesome. And I was not alloud to get out of the communications building when I have class!![]()


Everything after this sentence was a disapointment.Originally Posted by Chain Link
SO did she give her a blumpkin or not?!??!?!?!?!
Of a blumpkin?Originally Posted by BigDyl


I just saw the photos that dark haired one must have been plugging the blonde with that schnoz.
I think it was a strawberry shortcake...Originally Posted by Vieope
Cunnilumpkin


Taking a shit while getting head.Originally Posted by BigDyl
damn
omg ewww damn Im happy I didnt ask.Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt


Sick.Originally Posted by Chain Link
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The hard part is making it look like soft serve ice cream....Originally Posted by BigDyl
A real bad visual just popped in my head.Originally Posted by Vieope
Thanks for ruining the fantastic visual this story originally had given me.
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With peanuts and corn.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
With peanuts and corn.
With peanuts and corn.


With peanuts and corn.


With peanuts and corn.
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