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11-12-2005, 04:50 PM #1SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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Gym Ownage
So I was at the gym the other day killing time after my workout before i had to go to wrestling. A couple of guys i know come in who know nothing about training and i decide to train them. So there is loud guy running around the gym kicking people off machines telling them he's training his friend. One of the people that he kicks off is my friends GF; Im just letting it slide because these guys are a dime a dozen. you know the type that guy whos been training for a month, who thinks he's hurcules/knows everything, runs from doing one set of curls, to squats, to bench, then puts chalk on his hands and gets on the tredmill. Anyway, we are over at the free weights and i am giving my friends pointers on lifting technique when this D-bag comes over for his singular set of bench press and spouts off, "is this guy training you?" to my friends and shakes his head. Alright, so im already sick of this guy and now he insults me; I walk over to what he is benching which is just like 140, and just start curling it while staring a hole through him. Then, I walk off without saying a word. And that guy also didnt say another word...the entire time he was in the gym!!
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Originally Posted by PreMier
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11-12-2005, 05:24 PM #5happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by PreMier
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11-12-2005, 05:26 PM #7happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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11-12-2005, 05:26 PM #8Moderator MODERATOR
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This has to be one of the funniest things ever...Do you actually think that we would believe you go to the gym?
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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11-12-2005, 05:27 PM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by PreMier
well this is a worthless thread. might as well whore it up. what up bro? where ya been?
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11-12-2005, 05:27 PM #10happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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I think he must be on steroids. Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
This has to be one of the funniest things ever...Do you actually think that we would believe you go to the gym?P-side Inc.
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11-12-2005, 05:28 PM #11happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Just work a lot. That is all Originally Posted by bulletproof1
well this is a worthless thread. might as well whore it up. what up bro? where ya been?
I never even go to the gym anymore.. I just get bored and tell bumbs by my office that I will buy them a sandwich if they fight each other
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11-12-2005, 05:30 PM #12Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by PreMier
I just get bored and tell bumbs by my office that I will buy them a sandwich if they fight each other
You? 
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11-12-2005, 05:35 PM #13Moderator MODERATOR
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If you're bored at work you should play biscuit.
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11-12-2005, 07:12 PM #14Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Too bad, I would have walked up to you and started curling that barbell with one hand...weakling. Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
So I was at the gym the other day killing time after my workout before i had to go to wrestling. A couple of guys i know come in who know nothing about training and i decide to train them. So there is loud guy running around the gym kicking people off machines telling them he's training his friend. One of the people that he kicks off is my friends GF; Im just letting it slide because these guys are a dime a dozen. you know the type that guy whos been training for a month, who thinks he's hurcules/knows everything, runs from doing one set of curls, to squats, to bench, then puts chalk on his hands and gets on the tredmill. Anyway, we are over at the free weights and i am giving my friends pointers on lifting technique when this D-bag comes over for his singular set of bench press and spouts off, "is this guy training you?" to my friends and shakes his head. Alright, so im already sick of this guy and now he insults me; I walk over to what he is benching which is just like 140, and just start curling it while staring a hole through him. Then, I walk off without saying a word. And that guy also didnt say another word...the entire time he was in the gym!!Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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