Thread: I Hate Pranksters

I have dogs they work really well and they bark at black, white and asian people.

If you didn't do that kind of stuff when you were a kid then that sucks you have to deal with those idiots...

Maybe they are trying to steal your $500.

You need to pull a Bertil Fox on those little fuckers.

Pull an all-nighter stake-out and watch and wait. They'll be back, pranksters can never get enough once they know they got a rise out of you. Have bag of shit ready and some rolls of TP. When you catch them, smear the shit on them and wrap them in the TP. Then call the cops. They'll never mess with you again.

yo buddy, where in illinois are you?

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

I don't know what I must have done, but my home has been pranked for the second time. I live within a forest preserve with NO crime, yet...

About 2 months ago I heard my doorbell ring at 2 a.m. I went to my front window and peeked out and saw a paper bag on fire on my doorstep. I new what it was and didn't stomp it out, I just let it burn down. I went outside and kicked the remnants off the curb, then I called the Police. They came over and filed a report. I went back to bed. The following morning I went out to get the paper and saw that they had come back and took the "remnants" and wiped it all over my front windows! I called the Police again and they wrote another report.

Since then nothing has happened, till yesterday. At about 5 a.m. my wife woke me up and said that she heard a loud thump outside the house. Seems that someone took the pumpkin my kids had decorated and slammed it against the house smashing it everywhere. They also toilet papered my tree, the mailbox and the bushes in front of my home. Part of the TP roll was shoved in my mailbox. Opening someone else's mailbox is a federal offense. I stepped outside and two kids, who were hiding behind a bush across the street ran away. I chased after them for over a block, but I was wearing slippers and couldn't keep up. I called the police and they wrote another report.

Needless to say I'm pissed off. I've heard of pranking people's homes, but don't they usually prank OLD people's home's? I'm not even 30! I went out this morning and bought a motion sensor with alarm for the front of my house. It is made by GE and says that its range is 20 feet. Just an hour ago, it went off! Some teenager, not the prankers, was walking on the other side of the street. That's at least 70 feet away!! On top of that, it was a black kid wearing all dark blue and black (I'm sorry, but he could get hit by a car real easy). The alarm freaked him the hell out of his pants. He said it nearly gave him a stroke!

I'm so gonna catch these little pukes. I'm Military Police and I have lots of cuffs lying around and not just the furry pink kind.

If you need a motion alarm I highly recommend this one. It was $13.00 at Lowe's in yellow packaging with a remote to Arm and Disarm.

You're OLD!

To bad whatever they do to you and your property is seen as adolescent mischief, but your retaliation will be seen as assault. They throw a bag of shit at you, they get spanked by their mommies, you throw a bag of shit at them, it's assault on a minor.

Those kids are rookies when it comes to pranks! stop crying and be glad that all you got was some tp and dog shit!

Originally Posted by dougnukem

They'll never mess with you again.

Are you stupid? If these kids are teenagers, they would probably come back and jump him for smearing shit on them.

Originally Posted by MyK

Those kids are rookies when it comes to pranks!

Yea, TP is cliche.

I would borow a paintball gun, go to town on them, then give the gun back before the po-po show up.

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

I don't know what I must have done, but my home has been pranked for the second time. I live within a forest preserve with NO crime, yet...

About 2 months ago I heard my doorbell ring at 2 a.m. I went to my front window and peeked out and saw a paper bag on fire on my doorstep. I new what it was and didn't stomp it out, I just let it burn down. I went outside and kicked the remnants off the curb, then I called the Police. They came over and filed a report. I went back to bed. The following morning I went out to get the paper and saw that they had come back and took the "remnants" and wiped it all over my front windows! I called the Police again and they wrote another report.

Since then nothing has happened, till yesterday. At about 5 a.m. my wife woke me up and said that she heard a loud thump outside the house. Seems that someone took the pumpkin my kids had decorated and slammed it against the house smashing it everywhere. They also toilet papered my tree, the mailbox and the bushes in front of my home. Part of the TP roll was shoved in my mailbox. Opening someone else's mailbox is a federal offense. I stepped outside and two kids, who were hiding behind a bush across the street ran away. I chased after them for over a block, but I was wearing slippers and couldn't keep up. I called the police and they wrote another report.

Needless to say I'm pissed off. I've heard of pranking people's homes, but don't they usually prank OLD people's home's? I'm not even 30! I went out this morning and bought a motion sensor with alarm for the front of my house. It is made by GE and says that its range is 20 feet. Just an hour ago, it went off! Some teenager, not the prankers, was walking on the other side of the street. That's at least 70 feet away!! On top of that, it was a black kid wearing all dark blue and black (I'm sorry, but he could get hit by a car real easy). The alarm freaked him the hell out of his pants. He said it nearly gave him a stroke!

I'm so gonna catch these little pukes. I'm Military Police and I have lots of cuffs lying around and not just the furry pink kind.

If you need a motion alarm I highly recommend this one. It was $13.00 at Lowe's in yellow packaging with a remote to Arm and Disarm.

I confess, it was me. Tonight we are planning our biggest prank yet.

Originally Posted by BigDyl

I confess, it was me. Tonight we are planning our biggest prank yet.

Egging the house. Muhaha. After that they would have to come up with something original.

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

Egging the house. Muhaha. After that they would have to come up with something original.

Basically when he opens the door tommorow 3 tons of roadkill is going to fall inside of his house... thats just the start.

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Basically when he opens the door tommorow 3 tons of roadkill is going to fall inside of his house... thats just the start.

Come on, dont sugar coat it. Your mom weighs more than 3 tons...

Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

Are you stupid? If these kids are teenagers, they would probably come back and jump him for smearing shit on them.

Okay fine, I can fix this.
*goes back and edits story....and after wrapping them with TP, take a baseball bat and proceed to beat the shit out of them maiming any chance of reproducing ever again. Because we don't want stupid idiots lke these punks reproducing and bringing the IQ of our nation down any lower than it already is.*

Better?

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

I'm so gonna catch these little pukes. I'm Military Police and I have lots of cuffs lying around and not just the furry pink kind.

You should get a 12 gauge and load it with rubber bullets.

12 gauge would be my recommendation also

Wait for them to come around, and let off some bird target shot
in the air

that should do it

My dad used to drink beer with our two neighbors every other Friday
when the beers were gone they would shoot out the streetlight 5 houses down

Nobody ever fucked with any of our houses

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

12 gauge would be my recommendation also

Wait for them to come around, and let off some bird target shot
in the air

that should do it

My dad used to drink beer with our two neighbors every other Friday
when the beers were gone they would shoot out the streetlight 5 houses down

Nobody ever fucked with any of our houses

Your dad can hit a street light 5 houses away with birdshot after drinking a shitload of beer? Come on

Originally Posted by dougnukem

Okay fine, I can fix this.
*goes back and edits story....and after wrapping them with TP, take a baseball bat and proceed to beat the shit out of them maiming any chance of reproducing ever again. Because we don't want stupid idiots lke these punks reproducing and bringing the IQ of our nation down any lower than it already is.*

Better?

Someone has issues...

Don't we all? I'm just old school, no guns needed, just bats...

Originally Posted by LexusGS

yo buddy, where in illinois are you?

9 miles from St Louis

Originally Posted by maniclion

I have dogs they work really well and they bark at black, white and asian people.

Reopening a 5 year old thread to post the new age of pranks. This shit is golden. I bought one and can't wait to try it out.

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Yeah, have you caught them five years later?