Xbox 360: It's Go Time

**BigDyl** · 11-14-2005, 07:50 PM

Ok, so...

Xbox 360 is comming out in like exactly 1 week. I have been doing some reconnaissance at the local walmart. I punched this highschool kid who works at walmart in the stomach until he told me what time they were going on sale. I'm one of the guys that is standing outside of walmart at 4:30 in the morning waiting for the latest console release.

It appears that our local Walmart will be getting 15-20 units in on Tuesday at 6 A.M. A co-worker and myself have strategically planned our mission for Tuesday night. We will start in City A, which approximately an hour drive, or 50 ticks to the north. City A will start selling units at 0000 hours. We will execute plan "Xbox Freedom," and make a make a sprint for the electronics department when they open the doors, and can hopefully beat at least the women and children.

If "Xbox Freedom" fails, then we will move on to City B. City B's doors don't open till 6 am, so this gives us a 5 hour window. When the doors open, we will once again sprint for the electronics department knocking over small children in our path.

If City B fails to provide our 360, then we will take 6 shots of vodca, and move on to City C. City C is a last resort, and we will be drunk and out of control. No plan here, we're just going to get one...

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/xbox360launchgames.htm

**Dale Mabry** · 11-14-2005, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

I'm one of the guys that is standing outside of walmart at 4:30 in the morning waiting for the latest console release.

Oh, you mean a fag.

**BigDyl** · 11-14-2005, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Oh, you mean a fag.

**Dale Mabry** · 11-14-2005, 08:20 PM

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha you set yourself up for that one.

**gococksDJS** · 11-14-2005, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Ok, so...

Xbox 360 is comming out in like exactly 1 week. I have been doing some reconnaissance at the local walmart. I punched this highschool kid who works at walmart in the stomach until he told me what time they were going on sale. I'm one of the guys that is standing outside of walmart at 4:30 in the morning waiting for the latest console release.

It appears that our local Walmart will be getting 15-20 units in on Tuesday at 6 A.M. A co-worker and myself have strategically planned our mission for Tuesday night. We will start in City A, which approximately an hour drive, or 50 ticks to the north. City A will start selling units at 0000 hours. We will execute plan "Xbox Freedom," and make a make a sprint for the electronics department when they open the doors, and can hopefully beat at least the women and children.

If "Xbox Freedom" fails, then we will move on to City B. City B's doors don't open till 6 am, so this gives us a 5 hour window. When the doors open, we will once again sprint for the electronics department knocking over small children in our path.

If City B fails to provide our 360, then we will take 6 shots of vodca, and move on to City C. City C is a last resort, and we will be drunk and out of control. No plan here, we're just going to get one...

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/xbox360launchgames.htm

Your experience with vagina is limited to watermelon season and a melon baller isn't it?

**MyK** · 11-14-2005, 09:35 PM

if you dont get one you no longer have the priviledge of calling yourself a ninja!

**gococksDJS** · 11-14-2005, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

if you dont get one you no longer have the priviledge of calling yourself a ninja!

If you call yourself a ninja, you no longer have the priviledge of calling yourself a man.

**Bazooka Tooth** · 11-14-2005, 10:55 PM

Our Walmart is open 24/7 and its a small town, Im not too worried, plus I got two on Ebay already

**bigss75** · 11-15-2005, 12:22 AM

Thank god I dont have enough cash to actually buy it because I dont have enough time to waste on it like I pissed away playing halo 2

**Bazooka Tooth** · 11-15-2005, 12:47 AM

I won like 5 of them on Ebay, anyone want one? Otherwise Im cancelling the others...

**HANK-VISSER** · 11-15-2005, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth

I won like 5 of them on Ebay, anyone want one? Otherwise Im cancelling the others...

why not

just pm me

**SuperFlex** · 11-15-2005, 09:37 AM

...

**Bazooka Tooth** · 11-15-2005, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by HANK-VISSER

why not

just pm me

you still want one? you didnt pm me back.

**Vieope** · 11-15-2005, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

I'm one of the guys that is standing outside of walmart at 4:30 in the morning waiting for the latest console release.

You are a loser in such a cool way.

**gococksDJS** · 11-15-2005, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth

I won like 5 of them on Ebay, anyone want one? Otherwise Im cancelling the others...

If you're giving them away, I'll take one. PM me

**Bazooka Tooth** · 11-15-2005, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

If you're giving them away, I'll take one. PM me

hah cant do, Ill give you the bid though

**gococksDJS** · 11-15-2005, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth

hah cant do, Ill give you the bid though

If it's more than $20 I can't afford it. Ill trade you a fender guitar and an amp that i've played a total of about 5 times for it.

**BigDyl** · 11-20-2005, 08:42 PM

bump.

**goandykid** · 11-20-2005, 08:59 PM

I'm doing basically the same thing Tuesday morning.

Does anyone know if KMART is getting the Premium shipments in.

**BigDyl** · 11-20-2005, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by goandykid

I'm doing basically the same thing Tuesday morning.

Does anyone know if KMART is getting the Premium shipments in.

I'm not sure. What time are you going? I'm thinking of changing my time around a little bit.

I'm going to not get alot of sleep tonight. Then goto work tommorow tired. But then I'll come home and goto sleep right away for 2 hours, then goto Jiu Jitsu practice fresh from my 2 hour nap. I will then drive home and goto sleep again, and I'm thinking about monitoring Walmart starting at 2 A.M.

**MyK** · 11-20-2005, 10:40 PM

i cant wait to hear how this plays out

**goandykid** · 11-21-2005, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

I'm not sure. What time are you going? I'm thinking of changing my time around a little bit.

I'm going to not get alot of sleep tonight. Then goto work tommorow tired. But then I'll come home and goto sleep right away for 2 hours, then goto Jiu Jitsu practice fresh from my 2 hour nap. I will then drive home and goto sleep again, and I'm thinking about monitoring Walmart starting at 2 A.M.

jsut HOW long are these lines supposed to be?

And this link cuold quite possibly be the most useful thing ever:

http://xbox.clambert.org/

**BigDyl** · 11-21-2005, 06:23 PM

I'm hitting Walmart, not Bestbuy.

The length of the lines don't matter, if you're not in the front of it or near, you won't get one.

I have arisen from my nap. I am now warming up for the night with some various calastenics and Jiu Jitsu moves. When its go time, it's go time.

**musclepump** · 11-21-2005, 06:25 PM

Best Buy where I'm at is only getting 14, and the local GameStop is getting 20 while having 400 pre-orders... on release, they're only giving the 20 to people who buy the most accessories.

**themamasan** · 11-21-2005, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by musclepump

Best Buy where I'm at is only getting 14, and the local GameStop is getting 20 while having 400 pre-orders... on release, they're only giving the 20 to people who buy the most accessories.

Wouldn't it be nice if a company actually had enough products for people when they set out a release date?

**BigDyl** · 11-21-2005, 07:47 PM

IF I HAVE TO FIGHT A MOTHERFUCKER FOR A 360, I WILL. I'M GOING TO WEAR A "I'm GETTING A 360 OR SOMEONE IS GETTING THEIR ASS KICKED SHIRT."

IT'S ON.

**Dale Mabry** · 11-21-2005, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

IF I HAVE TO FIGHT A MOTHERFUCKER FOR A 360, I WILL. I'M GOING TO WEAR A "I'm GETTING A 360 OR SOMEONE IS GETTING THEIR ASS KICKED SHIRT."

IT'S ON.

Where you gonna be about 15 minutes after you get that thing, I am thinking of procuring one myself, X-men vigilante style.

**BigDyl** · 11-21-2005, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Where you gonna be about 15 minutes after you get that thing, I am thinking of procuring one myself, X-men vigilante style.

I STILL HAVENT DECIDED ON IF I'M GOING TO SELL IT ON EBAY, OR GET A SECOND ONE. MAYBE KEEP ONE AND SELL IT ON EBAY. PEOPLE BETTER WATCH OUT TONIGHT! OH NO MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BR0K3N!

**BigDyl** · 11-21-2005, 08:05 PM

**Dale Mabry** · 11-22-2005, 11:14 AM

I will bet anybody $100 that the EMO Ninja is halfway across the country looking for an Xbox still.

Thread: Xbox 360: It's Go Time

Thread Tools

Display

Xbox 360: It's Go Time

Similar Threads

So I just got an XBox 360....

Xbox or Xbox 360 --Poll

Xbox Live (Xbox 360)

XBOX 360 or PS3

Xbox 360

Posting Permissions