n us attention whores need to stick together i pretty much did the same uh actually was a lot worse when i came here n it was a lot of fun. life can't be all seriousness or it will make you nuts. i'm a single parent raising two kids who make my life extreeeemely challenging at times. it was nice to have a place to run away to n be silly n act like i could never act in real life. i respect the serious members here a lot but some of us need the lighthearted side of this place too. let's not scare a young girl off who is funny and refreshingly "almost" innocent. the truth is most of the open chatters are attention whores in one way or another.
you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for
i hate criteria for stuff. give 5 people the criteria for a disease or disorder and have them each judge 10 people and they will all come up with different shit.
Diagnostic Criteria: Dale Mabry Disease
A pattern of extreme homosexuality mainly pertaining to sexual encounters with animals of the same sex, such as pet dogs, monkeys who throw poo, elephants, sasquach, yetti, koi, Topolo, amoeba, dung beetles, sperm whales and gerbils as indicated by 3 (or more) of the following:
1.) You are Dale.
2.) You sodomize male animals.
3.) You are aroused by male primates who fling their own poo.
4.) You are Dale Mabry
5.) You have not only seen big foot, you've sexually assaulted him as well.
6.) You have sex with Topolo.
7.) You have a gerbil named Lemmiwinks and his domicile is your sphincter.