Thread: Male prostitutes wanted!!!

I wouldnt stud myself out.. think of all the fat 's and nasty whores that will go there OR what if a guy shows up!!!

And just so you know, my take on guys that go to whore houses are the same. Fuckin chumps cant get a girl.. hahaha

Originally Posted by PreMier

I wouldnt stud myself out.. think of all the fat 's and nasty whores that will go there OR what if a guy shows up!!!

You'd do it and like it.






































bitch.

Dude... what if the guys can't get it up for the fat heffers that want some? I wonder if they'll get slapped with a lawsuit by the ugly chick for discrimination!

Originally Posted by BigDyl

You'd do it and like it.




bitch.

Dont call me a bitch you fuck.. im serious. Its not fucking funny, how many times do I have to tell you.

You sound pissed,

Heres an idea;

put you two in a room together and see who comes out alive

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Heidi set to
gamble on studs





Ex-Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss has a new take on the brothel business: male hookers and lady "Janes."
Fleiss, who did prison time in the '90s for running a pricey prostitution ring that serviced stars and other high-powered men, said she'll call Nevada's first sex-house for love-hungry ladies Heidi's Stud Farm.

"Women are more independent these days, they make more money and it's hard to meet people," Fleiss told The Los Angeles Times.

"I'm gonna put out a casting call for about 20 guys - I bet I get thousands of applications," she said of her search for men to staff the $250-an-hour tomcat house. The Beverly Hills-bred doctor's daughter plans to team up with licensed Nevada brothel owner Joe Richards, who'll run the business while she works as a hostess.

As a convicted felon, Fleiss could not obtain a license for a brothel or manage one in Nevada, where prostitution is legal. However, "she can work in one," Nye County Assistant Sheriff Johanna Cody said, so long as she applies for a "work card" and does not have any outstanding warrants.

"It's expected to open fairly quickly," Fleiss' Las Vegas lawyer said. "Joe is already licensed and ready to go.


Michelle Caruso

Sex is great, but i dont think i would like all the STDS

Obviously, MinO Lee is going to have to offer etiquette lessons to Ms. Heidi's prospective employees.

Originally Posted by musclepump

Dude... what if the guys can't get it up for the fat heffers that want some? I wonder if they'll get slapped with a lawsuit by the ugly chick for discrimination!

Viagra???
Levitra??
Cialis??

Originally Posted by kbm8795

Obviously, MinO Lee is going to have to offer etiquette lessons to Ms. Heidi's prospective employees.

Before sex

Don't drop your pants right away
Give the foreplay time to get going before you strip naked and get into penetration. I know it sucks sometimes, but women do like foreplay, and if you keep your pants on long enough to concentrate on her body, you might discover that she'll be eager to get your clothes off.



Don't push her head down
You want her to lick you for a while, but she's just not getting the hint. Pushing her head toward your penis, however, isn't going to garner you any awards, so I strongly recommend that you either ask her to head down or simply give her your finger to suck. She'll get the point.


Wait for the clitoris cue
A woman needs to be properly lubricated before you can start fiddling with the clitoris, so make sure she's wet beforehand via kissing and even teasing. Once she's excited, put your finger(s) inside her to make her wet before you start running circles around the outer part of her genitalia.


Lick her for more than 30 seconds
Many a woman has complained to me that her guy just doesn't stay down there long enough. A lick and a smile wouldn't do for you, and it just isn't enough for her either. So spend a little time getting to know her with your face.

During sex

Satisfy her before yourself
Don't be afraid to make her orgasm before you do. You can do it while you penetrate her by simultaneously playing with her clitoris and her nipples, or you can even pause the penetration and go down on her with your tongue and fingers.

Talk dirty to her
While swearing at her may not go over well, telling her what you want to do to her, how hard you want to do it, and how you've imagined doing it all day can really get her imagination going. Feel free to engage in fantasy talk.

Warn her when it's ending
If you're about to ejaculate, tell her so. A simple, "Oh, I'm gonna come" is appreciated by most women. Whether her mouth is wrapped around your penis or you're penetrating her, forewarn her about your impending release.

Don't introduce toys right away
Walking into the room toting a power drill won't likely garner positive results. Before you decide to incorporate toys into your sex, make sure you've mentioned it to her (to gauge her reaction) and try to avoid heavy "machinery" altogether.

After sex

Don't run to the shower
If you head straight for the shower right after sex (unless you had a morning quickie and are late for work), you'll make your woman feel unsanitary, or at least as though you think sex (or even sex with her ) is unsanitary. Lay with her for a while, talk about how great the sex was and then ask her to make you a sandwich. Just kidding.


Kiss her
While most guys would rather die than taste their own semen, it is a nice gesture to kiss your girl before, during and after the sex play. Make a point of kissing her.

Try not to fall asleep
It's normal to feel tired after you ejaculate, but if you engage in conversation, the momentary impulse to fall asleep will pass. If you simply can't keep your eyes open, compliment her sexual abilities before you drift off and make sure that your hand is somewhere on her body (touching her will make her feel more secure about your need to sleep).

Originally Posted by PreMier

Dont call me a bitch you fuck.. im serious. Its not fucking funny, how many times do I have to tell you.

Wow you've been bitchy lately Jake.

Originally Posted by PreMier

Dont call me a bitch you fuck.. im serious. Its not fucking funny, how many times do I have to tell you.

Damn, that is some serious bitchness syndrome you have there Jake.

I am now CONVINCED that Min0 is a man!

Originally Posted by adrien_j9

I am now CONVINCED that Min0 is a man!

Why? How? When?

After reading your lessons, of course! I knew it all along!

Oh....OK....well then.........um....

Seriously, both you can fuck off. Thats not a word I find cool at all.

Originally Posted by PreMier

Seriously, both you can fuck off. Thats not a word I find cool at all.

If we said that and you became insane, I wonder if Johnnny have said it.

Originally Posted by PreMier

I wouldnt stud myself out.. think of all the fat 's and nasty whores that will go there

i never thought of that at first but ewwwwww. the same as for female ones.... i'd imagine that job could ruin your sexual appetite forever.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i never thought of that at first but ewwwwww. the same as for female ones.... i'd imagine that job could ruin your sexual appetite forever.

Why? Whores can pick who they want to have sex.

Originally Posted by PreMier

Seriously, both you can fuck off. Thats not a word I find cool at all.

Chill, it's just a word and it was used by people on the internet...

Never get worked up about anything someone says to you, especially on a largely unregulated internet chat room full of muscle head bitches.

Originally Posted by NeilPearson

Chill, it's just a word and it was used by people on the internet...

Never get worked up about anything someone says to you, especially on a largely unregulated internet chat room full of muscle head bitches.

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Thats great that you use an abused womans picture to talk shit. Just hope that I never meet your dumb ass, because I never forget.

Originally Posted by PreMier

Thats great that you use an abused womans picture to talk shit. Just hope that I never meet your dumb ass, because I never forget.

Please stop drinking and using high dose testosterone cycles!

Originally Posted by PreMier

Seriously, both you can fuck off. Thats not a word I find cool at all.

what a gay bitch

Originally Posted by aceshigh

i am a gay bitch

please keep that kind of information to yourself