President Bush May Send Marines to Assist France
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11-19-2005, 07:42 AM #1Gatekepper ELITE MEMBER
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President Bush May Send Marines to Assist France
Subject: President Bush May Send Marines to Assist France
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing
up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an
apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers,
Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants.
"Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would
expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs
head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be
necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control.
The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he
wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on
scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one
marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but
thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job
before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there
as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded
Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or
deodorant with them. The least they stand out, the better.Disclaimer: All health, fitness, diet, nutrition, anabolic steroid & supplement information posted here is intended for educational and informational purposes only, and is not intended as a substitute for proper medical advice from a medical doctor. We do not condone the use of anabolic steroids (AAS), all information about AAS is for educational and entertainment purposes only. If you choose to use AAS it's your responsibility to know the laws of the country that you live in. Consult your physician or health care professional before performing any of the exercises, or following any diet, nutrition or supplement advice described on this website.
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11-19-2005, 07:59 AM #3Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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11-19-2005, 08:05 AM #4Your Pretend Friend
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aww don't h8 on the french, they get <3 for the revolutionary war
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11-19-2005, 08:12 AM #5Gatekepper ELITE MEMBER
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Hey Bone Crusher! I haven't seen you in awhile. I believe you still owe me a steak.
You must have been hiding through that 9 month summer we just had.
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11-19-2005, 09:18 AM #6Forever ELITE MEMBER
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Help the French eh? No thanks, I'll pass.
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11-19-2005, 12:54 PM #7Registered User
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I will help the french but in return I want a 4 bachelrs degrees from 4 differnt universities in france and 1 Master degree from frances most prestigious school
and 2 nuaghty french maids.
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I'll just take the naughty French maids.
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11-19-2005, 05:19 PM #9Ronnie Coleman RULES! ELITE MEMBER
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To not make this into a completely gay French thread, I'll post some ass.
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If you always do what you've always done, you will always get what you always got.
12-12-2002, 07:24 PM Robert DiMaggio
just think if we deleted the two word only thread, the post whore thread, etc., then their post counts would drop to about half!
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Wrong pic.
Originally Posted by THEUNIT(XXL)
To not make this into a completely gay French thread, I'll post some ass.
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11-19-2005, 06:19 PM #11Forever ELITE MEMBER
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Where'd you get that? She told me she deleted that, and noone would ever see my ass. Originally Posted by min0 lee
Wrong pic.
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11-19-2005, 06:32 PM #12pepper rocks!!!
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11-19-2005, 06:34 PM #13Back from the dead
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haha, you have to be able to spell bachelor's degree before you can get a bachelor's degree, and basic grammar skills probably wouldn't hurt either. You capitalize master but not France? Originally Posted by Nachez
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He spelled prestigious right and misspelled naughty? Originally Posted by gococksDJS
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