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    Super Mario Bros. THE LOST LEVELS

    Has anyone beaten this game yet? It's part of Super Mario All-Stars on the Super Nintendo and was the original Super Mario Bros. 2, but the Japs thought it was too hard for the Americans and the Americans agreed so they grabbed another game and put the mario characters in it and called it Mario Bros 2 (which is why the game is so different than the other Marios). I know this game is old school, but I found it the other day at my parent's house and decided to bring it back to mine and have been playing it since.

    THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING HARD!!

    If my erections were as hard as Level 4-4, I would be a happy man. Seriously, I have been stuck on this fucking level all yesterday night and today so far. I have lost sleep and missed meals over this shit.

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    Ok, I beat Level 4-4.. only took a billion tries.

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    are you using an emulator
    You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

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    Great.. now I'm stuck on 5-4. I haven't yelled "FUCK!!" at the TV so many times since Iowa/Iowa State.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goandykid
    are you using an emulator
    Nope.. using the real deal.

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    NES and SuperNES were fun systems.
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    Definately.. I miss the old school 2D games. The old school systems are boss, I don't care if they don't have a gajillion billion gigahertz memory or hard drives and dvd roms in them, nothing beats Mario Bros 3 on NES.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KentDog
    Great.. now I'm stuck on 5-4. I haven't yelled "FUCK!!" at the TV so many times since Iowa/Iowa State.
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    Beat it. "But the princess is in another castle." Big surprise, fucking asshole mushroom guys.

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    The more and more I see these guys, the more and more I hate their friggin' guts.

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    These water levels are stupid too.

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    hahahaha that was funny enough to amke my sig
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    If only this were Mario Bros 3.. I'd bust out a saved fire flower powerup and whip fireballs at these these gay pink squids that keep harassing me. What's their problem, and why are there so many of them?

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    Every time I die, I can just see the Japanese guys who made this game laughing in a conference room with their business suits on saying, "now how can we piss off Average Joe Smo in America even more? I got it, let's add poison mushrooms and trick warp tunnels that send you back to the first level! That will surely piss them off! Oh wait, we already did that! (Japanese laugh)"

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    That's not the kind of attitude that's going to save that Princess. Keep your chin up. Teach that King Koopa to fuck with you.

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    7-3 is tough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dougnukem
    That's not the kind of attitude that's going to save that Princess. Keep your chin up. Teach that King Koopa to fuck with you.

    It's a good thing this game has unlimited continues, otherwise I would have said "fuck this" days ago.

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    YES! Beat 7-3 and 7-4! THanks doug, I couldn't have done it without your motivation. Hats off to you brother.

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    the sad thing is im playing it on an emulator right now after reading this thread
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    I remember dying repeatedly on Ninja Gaiden 1 at the end and getting so damned pissed off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KentDog
    YES! Beat 7-3 and 7-4! THanks doug, I couldn't have done it without your motivation. Hats off to you brother.
    Hey, that's what I'm here for, to motivate you to excel at video games. I haven't played Mario Bros. for quite some time. My latest conquest is Dynasty Warriors 5 on PS2. Nothing better then killing 100s of guys at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mudge
    I remember dying repeatedly on Ninja Gaiden 1 at the end and getting so damned pissed off.
    I get pissed at every video game I have.. The worst is The Guardian Legend on NES. Fuck that game
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    FUCK THE HAMMER BROTHERS! While I'm at it, FUCK THE FLYING TURTLES TOO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by goandykid
    the sad thing is im playing it on an emulator right now after reading this thread
    Hey, nothin' sad about that unless you quit.


    Quote Originally Posted by dougnukem
    My latest conquest is Dynasty Warriors 5 on PS2. Nothing better then killing 100s of guys at a time.
    I think I've played that before or one of its predecessors. Is that the one where you're a samurai and run around slicing everyone in your path? If so, sweet!

    Mudge, Premier - I'm glad my parents weren't all about spoiling me when I was a kid; I only had a handful of games on the NES and SNES. Otherwise, I would probably be yelling at the tv playing those games right now instead of Mario.

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    Yea, that's the series. It's great for after my workout while I'm having a PW drink. Settles me down before I go back to the tent to go to sleep for the day.

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    Damnit.. my woman is calling me and dragging my ass out to the new Harry Potter flick.. (she is worse than a koopa)... will make sure to complain about it later when I pick back up on the Mario. Thanks for sticking around for me guys.. I will return.

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    You and your "high tech."

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    Signing off on level 8-3 for those who are following.

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    half of these posts are great quotes


    worse than a koopa - we shuld make that a saying
    You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

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