Reply With Quote1. when they saw their offspring doing it
2. for pop-tarts, bagels, or for u crazies who like it like that
3. it cools him/her down, as blowing hot moist air into their wet nose is jsut annoying
4. "jimmy cracks corn, and I don't care" some people care, you can't speak for every1
5. no, the HOV lane is only for human, living occupants
6. it's a tv show, this question sint real
7. manners
8. see above
9.goofy is half human, half dog. opposable thumbs and speaks english
10. fags
11. no, truthful
12. marketing slogan, kids r their demographic
13. It was a matter of pride, and a certain craving he had
14.he word broker may be connected through its Anglo-Norman source, brocour, abrocour, with Spanish alboroque, meaning “ceremony or ceremonial gift after the conclusion of a business deal.” If this connection does exist, “business deal” is the notion shared by the Spanish and Anglo-Norman words because brocour referred to the middleman in transactions.
15. quizical, its an adjective that pertains to both
16.men are always correct
17. you always want to verify, it's jsut that you yourself cant verify the stars statement
18.comes from human intelect
19.chucky cheese...durr
20. the twinkle little star tune was actually used to create teh ABC song 2-3 centuries ago
21. im gay b/c i attempted to answer this
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11-26-2005, 09:16 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Mysteries Of Life
MYSTERIES OF LIFE
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?
3. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and noone cares, why is there a song about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
8. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
10. What do you call male ballerinas?
11. Can blind people see their dreams?
12. Why ARE Trix only for kids?
13. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
14. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker?'
15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
16. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
17. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
18. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
19. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
20. Why do the alphabet song and 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' have the same tune?
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You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas
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Originally Posted by goandykid
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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har har. Originally Posted by BigDyl
You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Testicle!!!! W00t, I are an intelligent life form.
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Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas
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Originally Posted by goandykid
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Originally Posted by goandykid
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Cause your breath stinks.3. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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